I have decided, in order to allow all of the new players out there a chance to experience real uberity, to take my account public. Everyone knows that my username is "Essence". Provided you eSign a short contract by replying to this post (and all such replies will hold water in a court of law, I looked it up,) you can have access to my password as well, allowing anyone full access to my account.
Here's the contract:
You agree to perform in the following manner:
1) You will not change the password, email, or any other of the administrative features on my account.
2) You will not sell any card such that there are less than six (6) copies of that card left in my card stock.
3) You will not intentionally lose any game for any purpose, including by playing a deck known to have less than a 20% winrate against a False God.
4) You will not spin the Oracle on my account. That's my job, and I have a very superstition-laden manner of doing so.
5) You will not attempt to use my username and password in combination to log into any other webpage.
6) If you break these rules, you agree to pay damages in the amount to be determined by a binding arbitration provided by a servitor of my choice.
See, nice and simple. If you intend to use this service, please hit 'Reply' and post something before you click the spoiler below.
It's "4/1FTWSUCKA!"
Enjoy!
