Epic Quotes/Signatures

[artimies7]

Ok, so you know how your signature only has so much space? Well, I thought up this thread to post your epic/lulz quotes in, so your epic creativity in quote form isn't lost to the void of forgetfulness! Here's a couple of mine:

"EVER. SO. SHINY." - insane cousin Eddie.
(Note: Eddie doesn't exist, btw.)

"Saying <name here> is a bad painter is like saying Einstein is a bad short order cook!" - Artimies7 (Meeee!)

"If you're going to 'screw  ', Hatenians, then you're going to either float off the planet, or buy some  cards." - Me, again. (Artimies7)
(Don't worry if you don't get it much, the 'screw gravity' thing is from flipnote hatena on the dsi. Get a hard core Nintendo guy, on the other hand, and he'll laugh his head off. )

"You make me feel like nweloaflnasovow;aeinflWEO;FOENFWIaof;i." - Owl City, courtesy of Facebook.

Newbies, feel free to take these for your own pwnage signatures. Just give credit.

[artimies7]

Another one -

"Don't worry, the dragon's probably just sleeping." - Famous last words.

"Hey Dragon, got a light?" - More famous last words.

[nerd1]

do it all in one post please. I got caught for spamming and i don't want for it to happen to anyone else.

[cleverusername]

I could of swore there was a previous thread like this meh ill just copy and paste some of my favourite quotes from notepad.

***Spoilers***
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~Farcry 2.

"You cant break a man the way you break a dog or a horse the harder you beat a man the taller he stands. To break a mans will to break hes spirit you have to break hes mind. Men have this idea that we can fight with dignity that there's a proper way to kill someone its absurd it's anesthetic."We needed to endure the bloody horror of murder" You must destroy that idea show him what a messy terrible thing it is to kill a man and then show him you relish in it, Shoot the wound then execute the wounded, burn them, take them in close combat destroy there preconceptions of what a man is and you become there personal monster. When they fear you you become stronger you become better but lets never forget its a display its a posture like a lions roar or a gorilla thumping at its chest If you lose yourself into this display if you succumb to the horror then you become the monster you become reduced not more then a man but less and it cold be fatal"
~The Jackal

"haheha There not biodegradable... only the dead are biodegradable."
~The jackal

"I'm talking facts your talking theory your not a good person Ruben you've just been lucky enough you've never had to been otherwise when it comes down to it what a man can do is what a man will do but believe what you want."
~The Jackal

The Jackal: Who gets the lions chair that's what it's all about whether its between children or animals or warlords it's not that everyone wants a piece its that everyone wants THE BIGGEST PIECE  and the biggest piece doesn't go to the monkey or to the giraffe the biggest piece goes to the lion  because the lion is the F****** King that's how it works it worked a million years before there were men saying otherwise that's probably how it should work
Ruben: But you are not the lion they call you the Jackal.
The Jackal: shh sometimes the Jackal steals the lions chair but dont tell anyone.
~Farcry 2.
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~Advance Wars Days Of Ruin/Dark Conflict.

Note:Caulder and Stolos are the same character just different region names.

Ed:Why do you think you can toy with other people's lives
Stolos:What is life?Merely a protein-based energy conservation mechanism it's really nothing special.

"Do you know how it feels to watch yourself die? It is FASCINATING!"
~Caulder

Whatever you think of me, I have always been faithful to my curiosity
my only motive is to continue doing the research which I want to do
money does not interest me, nor does the thought of benefiting society
whether my research cause suffering to others is entirely irrelevant
in that sense I am a pure simple man though I accept I am somewhat selfish.
~Stolos

Stolos:But you've been brainwashed to believe in the values of your society
you are just doltishly repeating what society has taught you to think
ED:it's not because I've been brainwashed it's because I am a human being.
Stolos:Those are merely the ideals society has imprinted on your young mind
those ideals were constructed to ensure that society functioned
they served to channel peoples energy away from killing each other'.
You were taught the classic lie "a soldiers role is to protect people" then when you were saved by O'Brian you elevated him to be a role model.
None of your thoughts or ideas are your own You are simply brainwashed.
Have you heard yourself all of the nonsense you spout about hope
you are clearly no logician I will have to speak in simple words.
Any morals or values which impede progress must be done away with
otherwise we end up with hideous self righteous people like you.
~advance wars dark conflict/days of ruin.
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All of these quotes are non bullshit and all have meaning and the truth to them well except for the one with Caulder.

and the most epic quote of all time is.
***Drum Roll***
SOIHEARDYOULIKEZMUDKIPZ?
~Mudkip

[KingOfArmagio]

'I would've made this a good signature, but I decided to be an idiot.' - me acting as my brother.

'This signature is not here, because of the many times I have been mashed inside the Forum Game Vending Machine, and thus, I am dead.' - me.

[artimies7]

"Bad Idea #248.3- Blowing bubbles with liquid plutonium." - Me, the Three Eyed Boy.

[918273645]

"There ain't no fixin' stupid."

[TheIdioticIdiot]

"berf"
BEST.
WORD.
SLASH.
LINE.
EVA...

[artimies7]

"Where the derp did your brain go today, Captain Llama?" - Cousin Jeff.