Elements "Rap Battles"

[DrunkDestroyer]

Since Zeru started rhyming in his Entropy Propaganda speech, rhyming has taken over most of that thread, and some of the voting for propaganda.

Since there it is considered semi- spam, I'm saying we should do it here, verbally fighting for our elements.
Here is a little something to kick start it:


Twelve elements sit there, a choice must be made
Which ones are strong, and which ones got played?

Aether, reputed to be powerful and strong
Just the element for those who follow along
Needing neither intelligence or skill
It is for those who seek no thrill

Darkness, the element of surprise and suspense
Bah, that is no more than a pretense
Cheaters and liars are they all
Smirking and laughing as they fall

Gravity, the ones of order who are large
Dutifully obeying their single charge
To think and act so close mindedly
That they have lost their infancy
(None of it very good, but I am attempting to stir up some emotion and response, to get this thread going. I dont really think this)

[theloconate]

just because this thread is so empty i'll put in my two lines
Your element's so bad it sucks total dick
your really mad because mine's so sick

[Glitch]

Rap battles are soooo last round.

[DrunkDestroyer]

I saw Gl1tch's name and was expecting epic poetry, completely blowing mine out of the water...

Rap battles are soooo last round.

Ouch.
Gl1tch, Imma happy for you, and Imma let you finish
But the power of rap never will diminish
As long as there are people like me around
Who when insulted, are ready to pound
You may call rap old, weak and 'out'
But we will see after our short bout
Are you going to step in the ring, and be a man
Or insult me about syllables while you can?

While it may be uncool for me to continue
I will never back down, so pick the venue
Right here Right now if that's okay
(Or if it's still rap, any time of the day)

[Lionheart]

Amma Truth like Beanie Si, Homez, when they seein me/
They claim 2 being Street-Gutta, Non'yall iz Chiefrockaz/
Ya gotta Cheap Butter, Neva doin Robbery/
I spit shit quick sick click click rip b*tch- Numb lika Roboter/
See, my birds flyin high, whutcha kno bout that Murderlife?/
A tear on my face, full black, i kno u heard me aight/
Cuz of revenge fo ma Fam Members/
They killed ma Blood in ma Crib, so i had 2 bang gangmembers/

Fo real