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I have been fooled so many times, going to the theater spending between €10 - 12.50 that is $15-18. Just to sit and watch a movie which has either no real storyline, has a good story but suddenly ends with a lame ending. Or you just feel you have fooled by the trailers. So I would like people to sum up some of the movies you regretted wasting your money or if you watched it online even regretted wasting your time. If the crappy movie you watched is still in theaters, your review might be preventing some serious eye trauma and brain damage.
I will start off with some movies:
Avatar: The last airbender. I watched this one online for 20 minutes then spit on my laptop screen. I had watched the animated series of this movie and for some reason i expected to see something similar to it. Or at least I expected the story to be the same, it was not, and the cast was wrongly picked not matching the charachters.
Skyline. Tbh I already had the feeling this movie would be crap, the makers just copied the idea of a succesfull movie idea, in this case alien invasion and just `rickrolled`the cinema visitors. I felt like the movie lasted 10 minutes cause basically nothing happens and just when you think its gonna get exciting the movie ends.
I cant really think of more titles at the moment, since I decided to put away those bad bad memories somewhere in the deep darkness of my mind ::)
vvvvv Your experiences vvvvv
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twilight is top of the list...
*getting ready for the hate from female players*
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The worst Movies I've ever seen are these:
Fire and Ice: The Dragon Chronicles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_and_Ice:_The_Dragon_Chronicles)
The story sounds great, the trailer looks interesting.
The Movie isn't, not in the slightest.
I'd even say you have to watch this move (or try as far as you get) to have seen an epically fail movie.
The Pirates of Langkasuka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queens_of_Langkasuka)
Again, it shows a promising storyline and trailer.
This move is in one word: Boring as hell (counts one, two, erm... one.)
If the world end in 2 hours, watch this movie and you think the world lasted for another day. Afterwards you will happily say goodbye to the world in which such a movie was produced.
Avatar: The last airbender
I liked the movie actually. It had nothing much to do with the cartoon but was a movie on its own with a lot of similarities to the cartoon, like names of the characters and basic idea of the storyline.
Skyline.
I watched this movie just after quitting the Pirates of Langkasuka and I loved it.
But I might have even loved teletubbys after seeing half of that movie.
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twilight is top of the list...
Never bothered to watch it, since everyone I know told me it was bad.
Fire and Ice: The Dragon Chronicles
I am watching it right now. The trailer looked really awesome ::) ,, ok just wasted 70minutes of my life.
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Final Destination.
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A movie that just popped up in my mind is paranormal activity. I have no idea why people praise that movie, scary my ass.
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fail of a film - The Last Air Bender
best accidentally hilarious line in the film: "i always knew you would turn out as the greatest bender"
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If you want to waste an hour of your life, Napoleon Dynamite.
fail of a film - The Last Air Bender
best accidentally hilarious line in the film: "i always knew you would turn out as the greatest bender"
I loled at that :))
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Worst movie ever? Either 2012 or Spy Kids 3-D... I hated them. Not just disliked. Hated.
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Passengers is TERRIBLE.
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A couple friends and I decided on haing a movie night and someone apparently heard great things about this movie
Rocket Science
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477078/
the entire movie sounds like a ton of gibberish and the plot is incomprehensible.
and of course the tv edit of snakes on a plane
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Hollow Man was the first movie I walked out of.
If you want to waste an hour of your life, Napoleon Dynamite.
HIGH FIVE, I'm definitely one of the people who "didn't get" that movie. I did not laugh even once.
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Hollow Man was the first movie I walked out of.
If you want to waste an hour of your life, Napoleon Dynamite.
HIGH FIVE, I'm definitely one of the people who "didn't get" that movie. I did not laugh even once.
But...the dance is so catchy :(
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Troll 2, if you havent seen it, good
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105643/
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The worst films I have seen so far are :
1.Street fighter ( omg, omg ,omg i vomited after this one )
2.Dragon ball ( same coment ...)
3.Twilight (...)
4.....
We must say that list is so long that is insignificant to write about all of them.
I do not understand how can someone with so much budget scrue up this 3 movies ... especially "Street fighter" that movie had to be god cuz game is legendary and it is going for over 20 years ...
Cheers and best wishes 8)
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I think that the worst movie I have ever seen was "Children of men"; taking the 7€ I paid for the cinema and throwing them down the WC isn't a waste as it was...
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i don't agree with wildgo beacause final destination is one of the best movies ever
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Canon the Barbarian. Period
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Canon the Barbarian. Period
80s one or the new one? I haven't seen the new one, but the one with Schwartzenegger was a cult classic, but I think you have to be a fantasy geek to appreciate it :p
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Canon the Barbarian. Period
80s one or the new one? I haven't seen the new one, but the one with Schwartzenegger was a cult classic, but I think you have to be a fantasy geek to appreciate it :p
Am referring to the new one. Hehe
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I would say the twlight are the worst movies ever!
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I would say the twlight are the worst movies ever!
I can only speak for the first one, but it sucked hard. I have no desire to see any more. It's pretty hard for me to pick a 'worst movie ever', but I'll second Tom Bombadil's criticism of "Children of Men." That sucked bad, too. And Napoleon Dynamite... 5 minutes into the movie, when Napoleon was eating cold tater tots out of his pocket and refusing to share with his friend, who for some reason wanted some... I quit. Completely asinine.
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Alone in the dark, no contest..... just because:
Uwe Boll, enough said
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Blair Witch Project.....without a doubt. I should have just paid some kid outside the theater to kick me in the crotch.
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Snakes on a plane. I mean. Why on earth would someone throw snakes on a plane when there are bombs?
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Meet the Spartans was awful. A friend made me watch it and told me I would love it... -_____-
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Lady in the Water, without a doubt, is the worst movie I've seen. Actually, most things M. Night has thrown out there (The Last Airbender, The Happening, etc.) have been mostly garbage in recent years in my opinion. Come on man, make your fellow Indians proud!
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Disaster Movie and Eragon, and I agree with Napoleon Dynamite.
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The third Narnia Movie, The Dawn Treader. I have watched the previous two movies and they are getting drastically worse. I mean WTH was up with that crappy lightning when Edmund killed the sea monster?
Way to ruin my favorite book series Disney...
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Disaster Movie and Eragon, and I agree with Napoleon Dynamite.
eregon on so many levels, way to ruin an awesome book people. The people who made eregon actually had just enough money to make a sequel, but then the recession came in and screwed their plans. Three woops for silver linings!
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Eragon.
Definitely agree with this one. The way that they changed just about everything from what went on in the book made it so that I doubt they'll be able to continue the series without recreating the first one from scratch. Possibly my favorite part was when Saphira flew up into the sky as a baby and suddenly came back a full-grown dragon...with absolutely no explanation as to how that happened. Terribly disappointing for me.
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Citizen Kane
I mean what kind of movie doesn't even have colours? Damn hipsters screwing up movies. Weak plot and weaker characterization, I mean why would Citizen Kane clap for that women's singing when she isn't very good? Doesn't make sense. And they didn't even explain everything in the end. Is that a cliffhanger for a sequel? The camera work was terrible too. There was this part where this guy was suppose to be walking towards the camera, but instead it looked like he was getting bigger! Awful movie 0/10.
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Eragon would have been a great movie...if it was completely unrelated to a book with 3 sequels. How they made the movie makes it literally impossible to make a movie of Eldest and beyond without changing even more around.
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Troll 2.
It doesnt even include trolls. And it has NOTHING to do with troll 1 o.0 nor troll 3.
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Meet the Spartans was awful. A friend made me watch it and told me I would love it... -_____-
i loved meet the spartans xD!
and i agree what they said on eragon, they totaly ruined the book in the movie.
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Babe, pig in the city...worst thing I've ever seen.
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the first D&D movie. i had to walk out of the theater. that and batman and robin.
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I quite like terrible movies.
To explain, I was pretty much raised on MST3K, still watch regularly, an' currently, with the Rifftrax.
But I don't think that's what you lot are goin' on about in this case. The things I like least tend to be the dumb frat-boy type comedies. I could gladly have lived through life without being aware of 'Dude Where's My Car?'.
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Forgot a few! The Transformers movies (excluding the cartoon one) are a terrible blasphemy of a series.
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If bad movies are really bad I actually like them...in a quirky fun kind of way.
But then there is just bad movies like wrong turn or John Carter (that I saw a few days ago, awful).
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If bad movies are really bad I actually like them...in a quirky fun kind of way.
But then there is just bad movies like wrong turn or John Carter (that I saw a few days ago, awful).
Agreed. Like "The Room" a.k.a. the best worst movie ever lol
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The Mortal Kombat movie
Please kill me
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Yesterday I watched Gamer.
I must say, it was pretty bad. It was mostly random blood and boobs running around.
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[...] random blood and boobs running around.
whats wrong with that? =)
"random blood" just reminded me of the Movie: "Tokyo Gore Police"
Didn't read anything about that movie and didn't watch a trailer before I tried to watch it. My bad.
"Tokyo Gore Police" is just sick. I watched 5 minutes, was like wtf o.O? Zapped through the movie and was like WHAT THE ZANZARINO!!!???
Watched a Film Report of "Tokyo Gore Police" after that, the first few words of the narrator:
Following is the zanzarinoing sickest zanzarino which you have ever seen in your life. And its the zanzarinoing sickest zanzarino which I have seen in my zanzarino life. And I've zanzarinoing seen a lot of zanzarinoing zanzarino, zanzarino. While watching this movie I sometimes thought that I swapped my bottle of Jim Beam with a mixture of heroine and a crocodile drug. I can't believe that this movie even exists, who the hell produces something like this?
This movie consists of unreal brutality and blood. And a... storyline ... which can be fully described in roughly 10 words. And a zanzarinoing big ammount of more blood.
Yeah, if you think it can't possibly be that bad, watch a trailer. But I'd suggest to NOT do it, if you are either under age or don't get like horny from seeing brutal stuff with loads of blood.
I regret having seen those 5 minutes of that movie, but I really liked what the narrator in the Film Report said about that movie xD
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[...] random blood and boobs running around.
whats wrong with that? =)
Only good if intentionnal & well executed (pirhanas, anyone?)
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Absolute Zero.
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The worst Movie of all time is definitely "Plan 9 from Outer Space"
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Dragon Ball.
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The worst Movie of all time is definitely "Plan 9 from Outer Space"
It's Planet 9 form Outer Space :P
Odd my nephew claims to have watched it in school roughly 3 days ago. Funny coincidence.
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The worst Movie of all time is definitely "Plan 9 from Outer Space"
It's Planet 9 form Outer Space :P
Odd my nephew claims to have watched it in school roughly 3 days ago. Funny coincidence.
Nope. It's 'Plan'.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052077/
Watched it rather recently myself, as it was done by the Rifftrax crew (The same guys who did MST3K).
They even wrote a song about it.
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It was supposed to be Planet 9, but the person who made the cover misspelled it, so it SHOULD have been planet, not plan.
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The Mortal Kombat movie
Please kill me
lol. My friends made me watch this with them. Needless to say they are no longer my friends. :P
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I'm not sure if it belongs on a list of the worst movies, but I recently watched Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. The plot was convoluted and rushed.
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twilight is top of the list...
*getting ready for the hate from female players*
Respect u and ur bravery!
BTW the worst film i ever see in this week is "the mist" the most mad final i ever see O_O
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Twilight is the worst movie ever.
But one movie was suckerpunch, it seemed cool in trailers, but its acctualy realy boring movie . ::)
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But one movie was suckerpunch, it seemed cool in trailers, but its acctualy realy boring movie . ::)
Ugh, Suckerpunch was just that, a suckerpunch. Think youre getting a cool movie? HAH! We just tossed a bunch of failed action movie scenes together with the loosest possible definition of a "plot". Oh and some kind of dance so amazing it leaves everyone speechless? Yeah, all you get to see is a girl steping left and right like she needs to pee. Suckerpunch can't be the worst movie because there is no way that is a movie.
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True.
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But one movie was suckerpunch, it seemed cool in trailers, but its acctualy realy boring movie . ::)
Ugh, Suckerpunch was just that, a suckerpunch. Think youre getting a cool movie? HAH! We just tossed a bunch of failed action movie scenes together with the loosest possible definition of a "plot". Oh and some kind of dance so amazing it leaves everyone speechless? Yeah, all you get to see is a girl steping left and right like she needs to pee. Suckerpunch can't be the worst movie because there is no way that is a movie.
I really, really, really wanted to like sucker punch. In the beginning, I thought it would be another one of those movies that screws with your mind in a good way like The Prestige or Donnie Darko. In reality, it just played out like a poorly executed video game.
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I don't know if you guys have seen this it came out awhile back, Ghost Rider, I thought it was pretty lame.
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The Mortal Kombat movie
Please kill me
lol. My friends made me watch this with them. Needless to say they are no longer my friends. :P
Which one, 1st or 2nd? The first one was quite a good movie, especially if compared with the rest videogame-based movies. On the other hand, the 2nd Mortal Kombat movie couldn't be worse... :-X
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I don't know if you guys have seen this it came out awhile back, Ghost Rider, I thought it was pretty lame.
You meant Ghost Rider 2 right?
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Yes, It was pretty bad... The first one was alright
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Necro!!
Dragonball: Evolution
Valerian and the City of 1000 Planets
10 Cloverfield Lane
Halloweentown
300 (the second one)
Scary Movie (All of them)
Holmes and Watson
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The worst movie I have ever seen is Fantastic Mr. Fox, closely followed by Dragonball: Evolution. The worst non-adaptation movie I have ever seen is Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
10 Cloverfield Lane and the second 300 were fine movies. I liked the Halloweentown series when I was a kid. Haven't seen any of the other ones you listed.
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something something Emoji Movie
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Click. Horrible, horrible.
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Click was good.
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Click was good.
For an Adam Sandler "movie", maybe.
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And Napoleon Dynamite... 5 minutes into the movie, when Napoleon was eating cold tater tots out of his pocket and refusing to share with his friend, who for some reason wanted some... I quit. Completely asinine.
This is utter blasphemy. Napoleon Dynamite is one of the best movies ever made hands down. You say he was refusing to share with his "friend". That was not his friend, Napoleon doesnt need friends, that was his bully. This scene actually holds a lot of merit. This is the first time we see the bully, and this scene also shows that Napoleon will stand up for himself. After refusing to give the bully the tots, the bully kicks his pocket to smash the tots. Not only is this comedy gold, but it shows just how self actualized Napoleon is. He doesnt react with violence, he doesnt flee the scene, he accepts what happened. He moves on and doesnt bring it up again in the rest of the movie.
Napoleon Dynamite is a movie with fantastic character development, a deep and realistic plot, and some moments of fantastic comedy. Each character in the movie, no matter how minor, is fully fleshed out and easy to relate to someone in life or to thy self.
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The Dumbo movie. Wooden actors, cringy conversations, oversimplified motivations, underwhelming spectacle, only a few good scenes.
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And Napoleon Dynamite... 5 minutes into the movie, when Napoleon was eating cold tater tots out of his pocket and refusing to share with his friend, who for some reason wanted some... I quit. Completely asinine.
This is utter blasphemy. Napoleon Dynamite is one of the best movies ever made hands down. You say he was refusing to share with his "friend". That was not his friend, Napoleon doesnt need friends, that was his bully. This scene actually holds a lot of merit. This is the first time we see the bully, and this scene also shows that Napoleon will stand up for himself. After refusing to give the bully the tots, the bully kicks his pocket to smash the tots. Not only is this comedy gold, but it shows just how self actualized Napoleon is. He doesnt react with violence, he doesnt flee the scene, he accepts what happened. He moves on and doesnt bring it up again in the rest of the movie.
Napoleon Dynamite is a movie with fantastic character development, a deep and realistic plot, and some moments of fantastic comedy. Each character in the movie, no matter how minor, is fully fleshed out and easy to relate to someone in life or to thy self.
I think Napoleon Dynamite is the sort of movie which either you hate or love. I love it. You have to be a little introverted to really feel it, though. Tina Majorino is just awesome. Cuteness level 1000.
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And Napoleon Dynamite... 5 minutes into the movie, when Napoleon was eating cold tater tots out of his pocket and refusing to share with his friend, who for some reason wanted some... I quit. Completely asinine.
This is utter blasphemy. Napoleon Dynamite is one of the best movies ever made hands down. You say he was refusing to share with his "friend". That was not his friend, Napoleon doesnt need friends, that was his bully. This scene actually holds a lot of merit. This is the first time we see the bully, and this scene also shows that Napoleon will stand up for himself. After refusing to give the bully the tots, the bully kicks his pocket to smash the tots. Not only is this comedy gold, but it shows just how self actualized Napoleon is. He doesnt react with violence, he doesnt flee the scene, he accepts what happened. He moves on and doesnt bring it up again in the rest of the movie.
Napoleon Dynamite is a movie with fantastic character development, a deep and realistic plot, and some moments of fantastic comedy. Each character in the movie, no matter how minor, is fully fleshed out and easy to relate to someone in life or to thy self.
I think Napoleon Dynamite is the sort of movie which either you hate or love. I love it. You have to be a little introverted to really feel it, though. Tina Majorino is just awesome. Cuteness level 1000.
Tina is bangin. That side ponytail tho <3
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