I would very much enjoy becoming an apprentice under
ji412jo, if he would have me.
Help me become a master of deception.
A lord of the underworld.
A vampire of the night.
A lurker in the shadows, ready to pounce on the unwary.
A practitioner in the dark arts of voodoo.
Teach me to siphon the essence of life into the void of the netherworld.
I already have some tools; vampire dagger, several stilettos, stone statues of hideous creatures, coffins in the dungeon, pickpocket guide to the unwary dimensional shielded, wardrobe of capes and black cloaks, and a large bag of little dolls that I can make look like whoever I want.
I be studious and dedicated.
I make you proud - else you can take my soul.