I wrote this completely at random while I was on the toilet a few weeks ago. Fortunately, I have a ZPen, so here it is for your viewing pleasure!
You sit and watch the coin flip
Staring at a Water mark.
Thinking 'maybe puffer fish'
Hoping you can draw a Spark
Immolation in your hand
Nothing yet to cast it on
Destroyers wait for your command
Opponent's turn? He passed it on.
The card comes out, flips into view
A goddamn Phoenix -- discard fodder
Time to move into Turn 2
Waiting for the coming slaughter
Opponent slaps a purple Pillar
What the f***? Oh, say it's not --
There's no CC in this quick killer
You're screwed if it's Nymph's Tears he's got.
Aha! A Spark! It's time to play!
Minor Phoenix, Lava, Gavel
Let it be enough, you pray
To kill before your plans unravel
Three Supernovas come like rain
This guy's a lucky SOB
A Nymph's Tear lands to bring the pain
But still no quanta from Entropy
Draw a Spark and grin again
One Immolation left to play
Another quantum detonation
And one more Golem hits the fray.
Opponent knows he's on the ropes
Because he knows he's quantaless
But somehow you feel he has high hopes
Then comes Shard of Readiness.
Clearly not done, but that's what I've got so far.
Feel free to imagine the ending whichever way you prefer.