I'm some guy.
I talk a lot.
I'm older than most of you.
I'm currently living with my soon-to-be-deceased aunt, who has, as much as it pains me to say it, officially overstayed her welcome on this Earth, and taking care of her as she wheezes her way through every day. My wife actually does most of the work while I spend all day writing text for other people's websites in an attempt to pay for our meager existence.
That's why my sig says I'm not here, but I still post.
I have a two-year-old that kicks a lot of butt and manages to crap his pants EVERY SINGLE TIME I have an important PVP game.
I'm the Master of Water for another few weeks, but as much as I manage to get online and post for a few minutes every day, I don't have the time or focus necessary to keep my post, and that's cool with me. I had a good run, and maybe after my aunt finally gives up the ghost I'll be able to win a position as a different Master, just to be the first person who has held two different Master posts.
I do believe, if I'm not mistaken, that I've started more topics and earned more Karma than anyone else on the forums except ScaredGirl. I could be wrong on that, I haven't checked in a while.
So, yeah. Some guy.
I was on TV once. That was fun.
Anyway, this is my self-intro thread. Now go read about other, newer, cooler people.
