Whoa...this seems like some serious business. I'd like to know why I'd be picking the choice. If this is a simple order of preference of food, then I clearly win. I wouldn't pick bacon. I feel like the entire internet is against me, but I'm just not the biggest fan. I like it sometimes, but I wouldn't fight someone to the death over bacon.
My choice would obviously be noodle(s), considering they're carbs, specifically starch, which keeps your stomach nice and full. Donuts are a close second, but if we're going to get into nutrition..well...donuts just can't be correct. Eating the same weight in noodles vs. donuts...one is just nice and filling and delicious, and the other, although nice for a quick breakfast, is a good part air, is going to cause that sugar drop...and I just can't handle it.