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Other Topics => Off-Topic Discussions => Humor => Topic started by: nerd1 on January 20, 2013, 12:16:51 am
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My plan:
Cut education, business subsidies, and administration costs. Solve the resulting depression by printing lots of money. The resulting hyperinflation will devalue our dept to china. During this period, use as much money as possible to finish the space defense system. Once we are safe from nukes, annex the middle east. Threaten other countries with not having oil. Anyone who disagrees with us gets nuked. By this time, china and russia will hive gotten angry enough at us to declare war. Involve the rest of NATO, promising defense against nukes if they help. Using nukes, win the war within months. Stage a minor alien invasion. Using the imagined threat of aliens, increase American power and either annex of nuke every other country on earth to stop the fake invasion. Build FTL drives (they are possible http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcubierre_drive ) and colonize Mars, the moon, nearby super-earths, etc. By the time aliens actually do find us, the US will own everything and we'll be a formidable threat on the galactiv scale, and maybe eventually even the universal or even multi-dimensional level.
Remember- this is the humor section. Self consistent plans are, however, funnier than insane ones ;)
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I'm noticing a distinct hint of 'MURICA! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54)
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Encourage people (especially congressmen) to go to the political center. That's all.
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I'm noticing a distinct hint of 'MURICA! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54)
If you could turn your country into the supreme overlord of everything, I'm sure you would :)
Encourage people (especially congressmen) to go to the political center. That's all.
I'm with you there. It's a pity that your plan has less of a chance to come true than mine. :-\
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Admit failed experiment - scrap the current version - rebuild a better USA version 2.1 ;D (Don´t shoot me, it´s in Humor after all!) :P
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Blow it up and see how badly it affects us... yeah.
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Blow it up and see how badly it affects us... yeah.
Only if I get to push the big flashing red button and am standing at a safe distance.
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Blow it up and see how badly it affects us... yeah.
Only if I get to push the big flashing red button and am standing at a safe distance.
The reason to blow it up is to stop you infecting us. You'll be the first to die. :3
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Blow it up and see how badly it affects us... yeah.
Only if I get to push the big flashing red button and am standing at a safe distance.
The reason to blow it up is to stop you infecting us. You'll be the first to die. :3
Okay fine, I won't be at a safe distance, but can I still push the button?
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Blow it up and see how badly it affects us... yeah.
Only if I get to push the big flashing red button and am standing at a safe distance.
The reason to blow it up is to stop you infecting us. You'll be the first to die. :3
Okay fine, I won't be at a safe distance, but can I still push the button?
Yes you may. It means I don't have to be anywhere near when it blows. :D
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Blow it up and see how badly it affects us... yeah.
Only if I get to push the big flashing red button and am standing at a safe distance.
The reason to blow it up is to stop you infecting us. You'll be the first to die. :3
Okay fine, I won't be at a safe distance, but can I still push the button?
Yes you may. It means I don't have to be anywhere near when it blows. :D
That's what you think.
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Blow it up and see how badly it affects us... yeah.
Only if I get to push the big flashing red button and am standing at a safe distance.
The reason to blow it up is to stop you infecting us. You'll be the first to die. :3
Okay fine, I won't be at a safe distance, but can I still push the button?
Yes you may. It means I don't have to be anywhere near when it blows. :D
That's what you think.
Pluto isn't far away enough? Hold on, lemme go find the Death Star.
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Blow it up and see how badly it affects us... yeah.
Only if I get to push the big flashing red button and am standing at a safe distance.
The reason to blow it up is to stop you infecting us. You'll be the first to die. :3
Okay fine, I won't be at a safe distance, but can I still push the button?
Yes you may. It means I don't have to be anywhere near when it blows. :D
That's what you think.
Pluto isn't far away enough? Hold on, lemme go find the Death Star.
It's probably a few billion of light years away. Be careful not to die on your way there; the death blast may already be traveling through space.
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*Waits for someone to post a "Well that escalated quickly" meme.*
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Well, that tapered off rather smoothly. I think.
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Blow it up and see how badly it affects us... yeah.
Only if I get to push the big flashing red button and am standing at a safe distance.
The reason to blow it up is to stop you infecting us. You'll be the first to die. :3
This implies zombies. Are you implying zombies :3
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Blow it up and see how badly it affects us... yeah.
Only if I get to push the big flashing red button and am standing at a safe distance.
The reason to blow it up is to stop you infecting us. You'll be the first to die. :3
This implies zombies. Are you implying zombies :3
She's implying vampires, because she thinks I'm a vampire, because she's wrong.
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Blow it up and see how badly it affects us... yeah.
Only if I get to push the big flashing red button and am standing at a safe distance.
The reason to blow it up is to stop you infecting us. You'll be the first to die. :3
This implies zombies. Are you implying zombies :3
Nah, I'm implying Americanism.
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Blow it up and see how badly it affects us... yeah.
Only if I get to push the big flashing red button and am standing at a safe distance.
The reason to blow it up is to stop you infecting us. You'll be the first to die. :3
This implies zombies. Are you implying zombies :3
Nah, I'm implying Americanism.
Well, I'll imply the sparkly vampirism then.
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Blow it up and see how badly it affects us... yeah.
Only if I get to push the big flashing red button and am standing at a safe distance.
The reason to blow it up is to stop you infecting us. You'll be the first to die. :3
This implies zombies. Are you implying zombies :3
Nah, I'm implying Americanism.
Well, I'll imply the sparkly vampirism then.
I dislike what you have implied.
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Blow it up and see how badly it affects us... yeah.
Only if I get to push the big flashing red button and am standing at a safe distance.
The reason to blow it up is to stop you infecting us. You'll be the first to die. :3
This implies zombies. Are you implying zombies :3
Nah, I'm implying Americanism.
Well, I'll imply the sparkly vampirism then.
I dislike what you have implied.
I have I implied, GlitterFear?
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You're all so mean to me...
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You're all so mean to me...
It's okay, GlitterFear, it's okay.
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You're all so mean to me...
It's okay, GlitterFear, it's okay.
*prays GlitterFear doesn't become a new nickname*
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You're all so mean to me...
It's okay, GlitterFear, it's okay.
*prays GlitterFear doesn't become a new nickname*
Okay, it will not... SparkleFang
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You're all so mean to me...
It's okay, GlitterFear, it's okay.
*prays GlitterFear doesn't become a new nickname*
Okay, it will not... SparkleFang
That doesn't even fit with my forum name.
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You're all so mean to me...
It's okay, GlitterFear, it's okay.
*prays GlitterFear doesn't become a new nickname*
Okay, it will not... SparkleFang
That doesn't even fit with my forum name.
So, you're accepting GlitterFear? Cool.
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