You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

[Svenningen]

...when you think nymphomania is an anti-false god option instead of a sexual addiction...

Oh, i have completely forgot about the sexual addiction, because here its mostly just referred to a person being a total "nympho" . Good one!


When the first thing u do in the morning is play elements and the last thing u do at night, and u even play before u brush ur teeth and/or get dressed.

[Optimalist]

When you nag SG for cake! :p

[hello5666]

When you hear an Otyugh calling your name.

[Svenningen]

..when u are playing elements instead of taking notes in class.
 
-true story, just now 

[hello5666]

..when u are playing elements instead of taking notes in clas.
 
-true story, just now 

QFT and FYI its class not clas

[Xinef]

- When you try to buy antimatter in case someone attacks you.
- When you collect shampoo bottles thinking they are alchemy cards.

- When you meet a beautiful girl and you tell her: "Wow! You are such a rare! I wish I would spin you in the oracle! So far I have only 2 nymphs..."

[Helios]

Astronomy

The Professor: We shall begin our survey of the skies with Eosphoros, the Greek name for...

The Elements Addict: Morning Star. An immaterial 7 damage Light sword weapon in Elements.

Professor: A weapon of the Light? I appreciate your use of metaphor, but...

Addict: It's not a metaphor. I'm completely serious. And it upgrades to an 8 damage Morning Glory, and when animated, Morning Star gets 7|1 and Morning Glory gets 8|4 stats.

Professor: Animated stars? I do not quite understand what you are getting at...

Addict: Animated weapons, Professor! And they are always immaterial.

Professor: Now, I know how many Light Years distant stars are, but they are hardly immaterial, young student. In fact, even the beautiful Eosphoros must take the path to Supernova...

Addict: Oh really? Zanz buffed Morning Star in the newest update? It can generate 24 quanta per turn? It's SO OP!

[Arondight]

- When you meet a beautiful girl and you tell her: "Wow! You are such a rare! I wish I would spin you in the oracle! So far I have only 2 nymphs..."

When you turn down that beautiful girl with the answer of, "No, thanks. I have 14 Beautiful girls that are also Nymphs at home."

[jmizzle7]

- When you meet a beautiful girl and you tell her: "Wow! You are such a rare! I wish I would spin you in the oracle! So far I have only 2 nymphs..."

When you turn down that beautiful girl with the answer of, "No, thanks. I have 14 Beautiful girls that are also Nymphs at home."

^^ When you have 14 nymphs...

[hello5666]

Teacher: What are you doing?

Elements Pro: Playing Elements

Teacher: You know what? You get a F on your test for not even writing a letter. Now get off the computer or I take you to the office.


Elements Pro: Make me. I'm telling my mum you gave me a F.


Teacher: Go to the Office or you have to do 190 hours detention.


Elements Pro: You said you'd take me to the Office. You need to do that like you said. Lolwhat I has hidden something in my bag. I locked it so you can't see what I am hiding.


Teacher: I'm trying to take you to the Office and you are not even moving.

Elements Pro: Thats because your not even pulling me.

Teacher: YOU HAVE 190 HOURS OF DETENTION AND GIVE ME YOUR KEY.


Elements Pro: Make me give you the key....

[hello5666]

When Mum finds out:

Elements Pro: Mum.


Mum: Yes?


Elements Pro: My teacher gave me a F on my test.


The Teacher walks in


Teacher: I would like you to see what your son did on his Test.


Elements Pro: You said we had no test.


Mum: What were you doing in the test?


Elements Pro: Playing Elements. The Teacher said we had no test for a term but she lyied.


Mum: Teachers Lie? They never lie like Mums.


Teacher: You son had something hidden in his bag.


Mum: And?


Teacher: I need the key to find what it is.

Elements Pro: To find what?



Mum: Whats in your bag.



Elements Pro: Why do I need to give the key?



Mum: Because the teacher wants to find out what you have hidden in your bag.



Teacher: Your Mothers right.


Elements Pro: What are you going to do if I don't give you the key?

Teacher: Give you another 190 hours on Detention.

Mum: You have detention? Why didn't you tell me when you got in? What are you scared or something? You always wait until your teacher tells me because I know you are a chicken, so explain detention.

Elements Pro: Which Detention? BTW I'm giving the key.

Teacher: Hes hiding a gun, labtop and who knows what else is in this big bag?

Elements Pro: I'ma get out my gun and kill you teacher.

[Arondight]

Awkward..