You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

[Hobnob5000]

Im learning about Entropy in Chemistry right now... dear god i am screwed when we take the test.

Question 1: Define Entropy
You: An element in Elements The Game, which has some very powerful cards. It is also the mark for many effective FG killers, due to the usefulness of supernovae.
Question 2: State some uses of Entropy
You: Fallen Druid is one of the most powerful cards in Elements. It has many uses........

I can imagine that on one of those funny exam answer websites

[asymmetry]

When your teacher asks you to convert from degrees Celsius to degrees Fahrenheit, you instead gives the damage Fahrenheit deals with that number of Fire quanta.

I totally imagine myself in that situation

...when, in Physics class:
Teacher: "What is a quantum?"
You: "It's like Mana, but in Elements."
Teacher: "What? What's a photon?"
You: "Light creature. 1|1. Upgrades into RoL. Free cost."
Teacher: "... You have no idea what you're talking about."
You: "You can cremate them."

ROFL

YKYATE when...
...you have more screenshots of Elements matches in your hard drive than photos of your family
...your toasts are done and you think it's an electrum reward
...you assume EVERY game gives you a reward for winning with 100hp
...you get deck ideas at the most awkward places, in the car, at the dentist, at school/college
...you look back at your old MTG deck and every card seems too OP
...you play MTG after a long hiatus and think mana stacks turn after turn
...you laugh at this

[Wisemage]

i did laugh but where is that picture from?

[asymmetry]

i did laugh but where is that picture from?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-MoF-nVI4Y (

) XD
I liked this as a kid, circa 1995 (yup they broadcasted this in south-america too)

[icybraker]

When your teacher asks you to convert from degrees Celsius to degrees Fahrenheit, you instead gives the damage Fahrenheit deals with that number of Fire quanta.

I totally imagine myself in that situation

...when, in Physics class:
Teacher: "What is a quantum?"
You: "It's like Mana, but in Elements."
Teacher: "What? What's a photon?"
You: "Light creature. 1|1. Upgrades into RoL. Free cost."
Teacher: "... You have no idea what you're talking about."
You: "You can cremate them."

ROFL

YKYATE when...
...you have more screenshots of Elements matches in your hard drive than photos of your family
...your toasts are done and you think it's an electrum reward
...you assume EVERY game gives you a reward for winning with 100hp
...you get deck ideas at the most awkward places, in the car, at the dentist, at school/college
...you look back at your old MTG deck and every card seems too OP
...you play MTG after a long hiatus and think mana stacks turn after turn
...you laugh at this

Stats for Ferbus?

you have more screenshots of Elements matches in your hard drive than photos of your family

Well, duh. Who takes pictures of their family?

...when you have more rares than friends.
...when you cut off the shells of beetles and try to use it to poison your enemies.
...when someone mentions hope, you think of the shield.
...when your daily "your mom" jokes involve Otyughs and Gravity Pulls.

[dragonhuman]

When listening to music you find numerous references to Elements in titles and lyrics.
When playing StarCraft Brood War you think Hydralisks evolve into Shriekers.
When you do not play other games at all.

hydralisks evolve into lurkers though, they are quite different

[Xinef]

When listening to music you find numerous references to Elements in titles and lyrics.
When playing StarCraft Brood War you think Hydralisks evolve into Shriekers.
When you do not play other games at all.

hydralisks evolve into lurkers though, they are quite different

This only proves you are not addicted enough! You have to play more Elements and less StarCraft!

[icecoldbro]

u hear shrieker and instead of thinking of ur mother in law u burrow ur head in the ground

[Glaviga]

You buy eggs at the grocery store and hope they hatch into dragons.

you keep an hourglass on you at all times.

[icybraker]

...when you see someone type "ROFL" and you're reply, "Rain of Fire Lance? Pick one or the other, man!"

[Bloodshadow]

...when you see someone type "ROFL" and you're reply, "Rain of Fire Lance? Pick one or the other, man!"

ROFL.

[PuppyChow]

...When you spend your time making "You know you're addicted to Elements when..." jokes.

/Mandatory answer