You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

[Wardead]

When you think cockatrices are the same as chickens.

Whenever you hear grass, you remember 

When you see a fat kid and say "you should be gravity forced"!!! LOL

When you hear a hammer, you think it broke your permanent.
 

[Olidot]

...You think that after you get an electric shock you become a vanilla person (Electrocutor is upgrade of Lobotomizer)...

...When you think that when someone invents time travel they should take a mummy back in time with them...

...When you see a spark you think that they should be bigger...

[Glitch]

You know you're addicted to elements when you visit the Oracle more often than you bathe.

[BurnOne]

... you build a farming deck that's also a farm because you only have 4 cards of the new rare and you hope to farm yourself.

that´s just great. i really lmao here^^

[Optimalist]

...when you tell your friends, "GG" when saying goodbye.

[icybraker]

...when you look at a coin and are confused as to why there is no skull or floral design on either side of it.

...when, in Physics class:
Teacher: "What is a quantum?"
You: "It's like Mana, but in Elements."
Teacher: "What? What's a photon?"
You: "Light creature. 1|1. Upgrades into RoL. Free cost."
Teacher: "... You have no idea what you're talking about."
You: "You can cremate them."

[killsdazombies]

...when you look at a coin and are confused as to why there is no skull or floral design on either side of it.

...when, in Physics class:
Teacher: "What is a quantum?"
You: "It's like Mana, but in Elements."
Teacher: "What? What's a photon?"
You: "Light creature. 1|1. Upgrades into RoL. Free cost."
Teacher: "... You have no idea what you're talking about."
You: "You can cremate them."

lol i can totally see some people doing that.

[theunamed]

You think you get a quantem every time some one dies.
You only drink water when nessecary, so you can save enough to "summon" a fish.
You only refer to people by their forum names.

[Hobnob5000]

...when you look at a coin and are confused as to why there is no skull or floral design on either side of it.

...when, in Physics class:
Teacher: "What is a quantum?"
You: "It's like Mana, but in Elements."
Teacher: "What? What's a photon?"
You: "Light creature. 1|1. Upgrades into RoL. Free cost."
Teacher: "... You have no idea what you're talking about."
You: "You can cremate them."

Here's more Elements science lessons

Teacher: Give me a definition of antimatter.
You: It's part of the Alchemy series, 6 entropy quanta to cast. Invert target attack"
Teacher: Sorry? Anyway, what is Arsenic?
You: Death weapon. Inflicts 4 damage plus 1 poison each turn
Teacher:What are you on about? Last question. What happens if you were to get caught up in a black hole?
You: You'd lose 3 of each quanta, and the caster gains health equal to the quanta absorbed
Teacher: Sigh...

[Jaxly]

When people talk about the oracle of greece you know they're completely wrong.
When you play poker and think the stacks of chips should buy you better cards.
When you get excited thinking about your next significant number in wins/losses.
When you think that game would be so much better if you could interact with the developer.
When you keep thinking five more minutes.. for about 2 hours.
When somone asks you "do you want a hand?" and your first thought is not to be silly, elements cards can't help me now.
You feel you know the personality of someone you've never met and never talked to; simply from what deck they like using.
You know that puppychow isn't actually for dogs but a snack for people. You get it mixed up with scooby snacks.
You start putting smilies into your handwritten notes to make them more expressive.

[thekillergame]

... you play this while watching a movie *oops* 

[Wardead]

More lessons:

Teacher: What is the adrenaline gland?
Student: It multiplies your attacks.

Teacher: Ok, not even close. What is Momentum?
Student: It gives you +1/+1 and ignores shield effects.

Teacher: If you get this question wrong, you will be going to the principal. What is a frog?
Student: It is a creature in the Life Element which upgrades to Giant Frog and is a perfect target for adrenaline.