You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

[Xinef]

When listening to music you find numerous references to Elements in titles and lyrics.
When playing StarCraft Brood War you think Hydralisks evolve into Shriekers.
When you do not play other games at all.


Philosophy class:
Teacher: In this text, Socrates is referring to eternity. What does he mean?
Student: He means you are unable to deck out.

Physics:
Teacher: What is the voltage of a lightning?
Student: 5 damage for 2 , that's 2.5 V

Hospital:
Doctor: I'll try to heal your illness.
Patient: No, thank you. I prefer SoDs.

[mokasu]

In History Class:
Teacher: who is Osiris?
You: A new false god,uses Precogs to speed up, and has Turtle shield for defense.
Teacher: you just got yourself a -F 

In Greek Class:
Teacher: Who is Naptune?
You: A false god who like to congeal then shockwave everything. 
Teacher:.....get out!

In Physic Class:
Teacher:How does Dark Matter affects you?
You: Drain your mana with DARK Hole,then charge u with Elite Chargers.
Teacher: Imma have to call your parents. 
You: It also likes to eat your creature 

In Science Class:
Teacher: What makes a Rainbow?
You: A false god who uses 4 or more quantums,or a deck that uses 4 or more quantums! 

[icybraker]

... when you just continue your normal life during an earthquake because "it only affects pillars".

... when your friends think that you're smart because you can use words like "congeal", "quintessence", and "precognition".

... when your usual open tabs are several Forum tabs, the Game, the Chat, and the Trainer. (more true stories )

[Arondight]

More lessons:

Teacher: What is the adrenaline gland?
Student: It multiplies your attacks.

Teacher: Ok, not even close. What is Momentum?
Student: It gives you +1/+1 and ignores shield effects.

Teacher: If you get this question wrong, you will be going to the principal. What is a frog?
Student: It is a creature in the Life Element which upgrades to Giant Frog and is a perfect target for adrenaline.

The questions don't make sense back to back and the teacher doesn't even know "adrenal" gland's proper name. Maybe she's/he's the one playing too much Elements. 

[Wardead]

Maybe. I rushed through the questions.

[Arondight]

I was talking about the teacher, not you. 

[Optimalist]

... when your usual open tabs are several Forum tabs, the Game, the Chat, and the Trainer. (more true stories )

don't forget the connection tab

[Hobnob5000]

... when your friends think that you're smart because you can use words like "congeal", "quintessence", and "precognition".

Oh so true. More coming later, I need to sleep

[Wardead]

My friends would rather faint if they heard words like a Photon or a Golem. No need to mention Congeal, Precognition etc.

[Wisemage]

Im learning about Entropy in Chemistry right now... dear god i am screwed when we take the test.

[Xinef]

Im learning about Entropy in Chemistry right now... dear god i am screwed when we take the test.

Show your teacher the game and he will get addicted himself, so he will understand your answers.

[Wisemage]

sadly he is a she.  and she is a hardass