You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

[GG]

if you're a master.

if you're studying physics, see 'pendulums', and the first thing that comes into your mind is a card, not a ball attached to a string.

if you have 10 or more bids in the war.

if you're bidding in war.

[slovenc555]

If the meaning of life is healing yourself
If you cant decide to cremate yourself for quanta or go to a graveyard to be made into an elite skeleton

[Kuross]

- If you make your friends, at a Texas Hold'em poker party, deal each card slowly whie having them rotate it in front of you in doing so.

- If you can understand this sentance: "I played an Oty but my opponent RoF'ed and BH'ed me, so I had to use a SN to play Bless on it. Sadly, my opponent TU'ed the Oty then played a Momentum on his just before Rewinding mine."

- If you think a "water sport" is Essence toying with his victim before winning a game.

- If you are commonly being corrected that 50% does not equal 90% outside of the game because you've played against a Dusk Shield.

[guolin]

- If you can understand this sentance: "I played an Oty but my opponent RoF'ed and BH'ed me, so I had to use a SN to play Bless on it. Sadly, my opponent TU'ed the Oty then played a Momentum on his just before Rewinding mine."

Oh dear. I should say that to people in my Chess Club (who are all semi-nerds like yours truly) to see who plays EtG too.

[$$$man]

- If you make your friends, at a Texas Hold'em poker party, deal each card slowly whie having them rotate it in front of you in doing so.

But wait, your playing elements so, what friends?

- If you can understand this sentance: "I played an Oty but my opponent RoF'ed and BH'ed me, so I had to use a SN to play Bless on it. Sadly, my opponent TU'ed the Oty then played a Momentum on his just before Rewinding mine."

LOL

- If you think a "water sport" is Essence toying with his victim before winning a game.

Just.... +karma

- If you are commonly being corrected that 50% does not equal 90% outside of the game because you've played against a Dusk Shield.

Bahahaha

[slovenc555]

Wow, that with the BH and Otys Was bad luck. Especially when TUing it and than rewinding it. Ouch.

LawL

[wizelsnarf]

When your sig other gets mad at you because you claim you will be done in a minute... but you are playing pvp and the person on the other end is running a SoD, Stone Skin, Miracle stall deck while using all 60+ seconds each turn.

Then 10 minutes later the sig other says no more dinner for the week...

[~Napalm]

... when you know what the terms DFSE, DEMA, USEM, and ASCFYS stand for.

... when you understand why Antagon Jokes are hilarious.

... when you decide to ask Jmdt for help with your deck of playing cards.

... when you have nothing better to do but try to find more funny ways of being addicted to elements.

[slovenc555]

When you acctually have that music at the begining of elements (you know, the piano) as a ring tone
when you have that sound a card makes when you draw for a message notification
when you have the boom sound UG makes for a wake-up call.

BTW I would preffer the guitar version for my ringer, just seems better.

ALL of that music is under copyright, btw.

[ddevans96]

When you have 1337 forum posts.

[~Napalm]

When you have 1337 forum posts.

ha! you had 1337 posts when you posted this, didn't you

[~Napalm]

A working dilemma:

... when you realize that you have to get up for work in less than two hours and you're still playing elements.

... when you rationalize that you won't be able to wake up if you go to sleep, so your best option is to play almost two more hours of elements.

... when your score goes up just as much at work as when you're at home, directly resulting in a sore neck from excessive over-the-shoulder glances to ensure nobody is sneaking up behind you.

... when you realize you could get fired for excessive elements gameplay, but still play elements anyway.

... when you now have all the time in the world to play elements because you no longer have a job.

*none of this is true in my case, i'm just being facetious