You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

[Hobnob5000]

You wear an ice cube round your neck, in hope that when someone punches you, they get frozen them-self.

You look forward to the Sun dying, as there'll be a supernova, and you'll get 24 quanta

You go to court, and when the judge bangs his gavel, you think "Do you reckon he had Gravity or Earth mark?"

You eat the ash out of fireplaces, in hope that one day you'll be able to produce your own fire quanta.

You see a horse and say "I thought they had wings."

That all my uncreative mind can come up with for now

[jmizzle7]

Finally, I have already wondered why there isn't such a thread yet ...

This thread actually existed before but was lost with the forum migration. Thanks to Icy for making it again

[icybraker]

Finally, I have already wondered why there isn't such a thread yet ...

This thread actually existed before but was lost with the forum migration. Thanks to Icy for making it again

I THOUGHT I saw something like that while I was lurking in the old forums.

...When you see a snowman and say, "Hey, nice Snow-Hematite Golem you made there!"

...When you look at condors and vultures at the zoo and notice that their necks are way too long.

...When your Math teacher tells you to "draw a fractal", you draw the card.

...When your friends get sick, you tell them, "Why didn't you put a Purify in your deck?"

[$$$man]

need amoxilan and then get scared to take it thinking you might becom a maligant cell.........
happened to me 

[Optimalist]

... if you spend more time on the forums than playing the actual game.

... if the elements chat window is on even though you're not playing the actual game.

[Bloodshadow]

... if you spend more time on the forums than playing the actual game.

That's me

BTW, I just realized that I missed my 1337th post... XD

[Boingo]

BTW, I just realized that I missed my 1337th post... XD

...you've posted over 1337 times in the forums.

...you reach for a Nova instead of coffee to get your morning started right.

...you have worked out all the anagrams for Otyugh, including "Hot Guy" and "Toughy".

[dragonhuman]

you guys should take the top ten best of these and be the first non scaredgirl person to post a don't laugh topic

uh yeah I got nothing

[Optimalist]

...if you used notepad to take note of your games

...if you upgraded to a spreadsheet to keep track of your wins/losses

...if you registered in http://elementsstatistics.comxa.com/index.php to save your statistics

[Ohmega]

you guys should take the top ten best of these and be the first non scaredgirl person to post a don't laugh topic

uh yeah I got nothing

I've already started a don't laugh version.


You are addicted to elements when....

you are stabbing youself for not losing a you laugh you lose game.

you want the sun to go down, so you Monster can attack.

you think you could get poisoned when somebody has a retovirus.

you don't go on a aprty to take part at the weekly tournaments.

you are scared of owls, because you fear there eyes.

you hope that a big guy gives you a nymph.

[Thalas]

when you have lot of work, you use gravity pull on someone else.
When you see lightning in the sky you wonder which aether player cast it.
when you ill you cast purify on yourself.

[dragonhuman]

you know you are addictited when you start calling mana in magic quantums