You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

[GG]

When you mistype 'uncapitalized' to 'unupgraded'.

[08:37:02] girlsgeneration: hmm my ign is unupgraded
[08:37:07] girlsgeneration: no i mean uncapitalized




When you're bored enough to calculate how much money it would take to become jmizzle7 (2 mil, according to my calculations), then sigh about it.

When you're a girl playing elements. (?)

[slovenc555]

When you associate apples with gravity pull... because of sir Issac Newton.
when you try to explode the goverment because that permanent produces taxes...
when you write instead of time on your seminary (so what?!)
when you don't go to church because there are bones inside you (the whole holy light and skeleton combination...)
when you "devour" your breakfast and wonder why dont you get 1|1
when you use a staff or a stick of some kind for time traveling (eternity)
when you post a timeline like this:

Sun > Earth > Life on earth > life outside water > dinosaurs extinct > homo habilis > homo sapiens > 0AD > First release of elements ^^ > [predictions!] > Elements still awesome :3 > First comunication with an alien civilization > alien civilization gets elements 1892344.63.5.5.8.1.0.0.0.1 > Humanity splits into two seperate species, the Ferols and the Gerols > Gerols invent a reviving machine > Zanzarino revived (yay!) > Humanity (Gerols and Ferols) forced to leave earth > earth and sun gone > Elements spread out of the milky way galaxy > Zanzarino last known human alive > Elements rock > a way to leave the universe developed > Zanzarino sends elements to universes #23, #74, #19047-#5930548963034934574530976 and others > all life in our universe extinct > Elements voted the best form of eintratainment in all known universes with 100% of the votes > a plate discovered saying that in the intergalactic year 50284 Zanazarino will die > Zanzarino is cloned > Elements sued by the Otyughs claming that they don't eat that much > All known universes collapse due to a chain reaction between Hexalibentioghertiliusteperubium(Helibn) and Hydrogen (H) > a small fragment of data drops into an about 13 billion years old universe > elements reinvented. A big hit ^^ > repeat.

BTW this was my 666th post.

[guolin]

When you mistype 'uncapitalized' to 'unupgraded'.

[08:37:02] girlsgeneration: hmm my ign is unupgraded
[08:37:07] girlsgeneration: no i mean uncapitalized

^this is nice.

[ddevans96]

When you mistype 'uncapitalized' to 'unupgraded'.

[08:37:02] girlsgeneration: hmm my ign is unupgraded
[08:37:07] girlsgeneration: no i mean uncapitalized

so your ign is upgraded?
how much did it cost you?

This is hilarious.

[Ant-n-ero]

...you apply for the Masters because you know how to take out all opposition from reading their every post and comment and have learned their decks and tactice off by heart from countless PvPs, T50s and tourneys....

[ddevans96]

when your still here adding more even though all the good and almost decent one are gone...

when your a hero/legendary member (that is definitely not directed at the person who posted before me )

 

lol, I'm not really offended. I'm addicted to forum life for some weird reason

[918273645]

When you here there is a pot of gold at the end of every Rainbow, you comment, "Ain't that the truth."

[teffy]

When you have seen the face of a nymph...

[BloodlinE]

i feel guilty..

[slovenc555]

when your still here adding more even though all the good and almost decent one are gone...

when your a hero/legendary member (that is definitely not directed at the person who posted before me )

 

lol, I'm not really offended. I'm addicted to forum life for some weird reason

I was too. try these things:

1Get spore.
2Play spore.
3Get addicted to spore.
4Grow your addiction to spore until it grows so much you have time for spore ONLY.
5Convince a friend to hide your computer for a month +
6DO NOT download spore to your mobile.
7wait.
8wait
9WAIT!
10 Get your computer back
11 Lay off smoking/drinking/eating/any other addiction caused by lack of spore (worked for me)

OR

1 Get a real life.

[ddevans96]

1 Get a real life.

I have plenty of friends, am active in several things in the community, and have a date to Homecoming. And I'm already addicted to Spore, so that won't work

Hiding the computer won't work either..I use my mom's, and she be angry if I gave it away, even for a month

[jippy99]

When you are in science class and the teachers asks a question about the pendulem used in an experiment, and you raise your hand and ask what element is the pendulum from.  Almost happened to me today, but I caught myself.