You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

[lava golem]

You automatically know theres something wrong/a hacker/a cheater when jmizzle is rank 2 on the top50

[icecoldbro]

when u know who i am then ur crazy addicted to chat

when u have over 20 cards in armory

when u sleep 4hrs just because ur playing(me)

when ur grandmaster

when ur a master

when u have 3 clones and a stalker( guilty again)

when a man whats ur name? and u answer ur ign(guilty for 3x was weird akward moment for me dont ask please)

[Svenningen]

You try and think of new card ideas and elements in class with your friend

this freezes the internet browser for me. True story.

[guolin]

...you play a sport, here the score 5-1, and instantly think Lava Golem. Then you hear 7-3, and think "he used growth!"

True story. *sigh*

[James Abrams]

You're homeless and when you get to your drummer's house, your parent's house, your sister's house, or you girlfriend's neighbor's house to stay for however many days you can afford, the FIRST thing you think about is getting the Oracle for that day, even if you have no time to play the game.

You call relatives or friends and actually trust them with your password which you're too lazy to change, just so they can do the Oracle for you when you can't because you want a nymph THAT badly.

[pwnzor99]

When you carry little blue glass shards and think you'll live 20 years longer.

[918273645]

You find a Posidion statue and take the trident to knock down the Parthenon 3 pillers at a time.

[Tidus]

You stay up all night farming FG's, Then you sleep until four in the afternoon the next morning. and do it all again 

[kmail127]

You have the following tabs open on your browser:

1) Elements
2) Elements Trainer
3) Elements Forum - Humor
4) Elements Forum - Card Ideas
5) Elements Wiki
6) http://www.pixlr.com/editor/
7) Image Hosting Website
Eight) Google Image Search - Horses  ( 8+) makes 8))
9) Google Search - Public Domain Artwork
10) Google Image Search - Public Domain Scenery

and the following programs running:

Paint Shop Pro
Notepad
Notepad
MS Paint
MS Paint
Calculator
Calculator
Excel
Microsoft Word

...and you haven't moved from your computer for 4 hours...

...but you haven't actually played a single game of Elements for 4 hours.

I'm not creative.  This is true.  I've been designing Elements cards ever since I got on.  I didn't even notice how cluttered all this had gotten... 

Lol at myself.

Jallen

Heh, me too, but I only have elements and humor up right now.

[teffy]

...you post your 500th post in the humor section

[Drafon]

  Yu understand all of these, have copied and pasted them into a word document, and have e-mailed the document to a friend, whether or not your friend plays Elements.

[RainbowNoob]

...you have read through all of these and can still come up with new ones
...you have convinced several people to play elements and were surprised by what they couldn't figure out
...you make a new account and know the fastest way to start making money
...you can play by second nature (i.e half heartedly play while doing something else)
...you realize if elements were taught in school you would be a straight A+ student
...you realize that you could teach that class
...you play elements more than you communicate with friends
...your playing elements as you read this going back and forth
...you treat Zanz as God and Scaredgirl is Jesus
...you spend more time grinding on a weekend then you do on your homework in a week

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