You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

[Kurohami]

...You dream about Elements.  Not crazy dreams about being chased by otys... You just dream about playing Elements.

...You start thinking about how "unrealistic" the game is; i.e., why a Giant Frog would drown in a flood.  You then proceed to start a 7-page thread detailing reasons why a Giant Frog would or would not die in a flood. 
_{(Someone had to say it!)}

I lol'd at that.

-If you have any upgraded deck besides rainbow.

-If you have 6 of any rare.

[icybraker]

you have more posts on the forums than friends in real life

Sadly, I have slightly more posts on this forum than friends in real life.

...you dream about scaredgirl

Who doesn't?

...you guzzle bottles of Sprite before any big task so that you're protected from harm.

...you tell your doctor to upgrade his orbitoclast into an Electrocutor.

...you run away from butterflies and take your house with you.

...you've memorized the stats for Adrenaline.

[Downsociety]

...you dream about scaredgirl

Doesn't everybody?

[Wisemage]

God im glad im not THAT addicted to Elements.

I only match with like 5 of the things said on here.

[acelink]

...you dream about scaredgirl

Who doesn't?

Haha...  that is really scary... kinda.

[wassd13]

  you know you are addicted to elements when you cant get around a wall and you think "man i wish i had momentum"

[Jangoo]

Finally, I have already wondered why there isn't such a thread yet ...

- when your girlfriend nags about wanting a baby and you respond:
"What a waste of space. Let alone the 0/0 stats, it's casting cost is waaay too high and it doesn't even have any useful skills."

- when you try to bless your baby so it doesn't die right away.

[mafidufa]

you know you are addicted to elements when you cant get around a wall and you think "man i wish i had momentum"

so you back up 20 feet and run really fast at the wall because that will give you momentum

[Boingo]

You see "Last post by ____" with your name on it in 3 or more threads from the forum main page.

EDIT: Sorry about the illegal code--didn't know...

[Wardead]

Didn't SG say not to use that...

I lol'd when you said if u dream about Scaredgirl...for me its true, maybe i'm addicted to elements.

You are addicted to elements when...

you think the fish is going to poison you

when you run away from spiders

when you think your dog is an otyugh

when you read all of the above!

[Wardead]

MORE:

when you pick up chicken bones and try to fight a bully with them.

when you lower your music because you think it may give you a "shockwave".

when you look at the sun and think it is a photon.

when you think the moon is an eclipse and fear vampires might eat you.

when, in math class, see the infinity sign, and think it's the time mark.

when you a chicken and think it's a cockatrice.

when you have dreams of anything related to ELEMENTS!, like me (see above post)

[Kamietsu]

...you realize the Phoenix from Harry Potter couldn't help until the end because it needed to wait a full turn before it's ashes could evolve.

...you play Spore and wonder why you aren't gaining quanta.

...you get into an argument and note how poor their side of the argument is compared to SG.

...you've been caught in a flash flood and think you are safe because you are in the middle.