You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

[icybraker]

You instinctively press "Spacebar" every time you switch to a new tab.

You open the refrigerator, see eggs, and run in the other direction in case they hatch into something bad.

You carry around green, broken pieces of glass so that they can heal you for 5 HP every turn.

Someone beats you up and you complain about them "being OP".

You are jmizzle7.

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[Downsociety]

you start wearing a sundial around your neck for protection

in your will, you ask to be cremated for more quanta.

you start stealing stuff right in front of the owner.

you wait 20 seconds to respond to someone

you have nightmares about otyugh's getting nerfed

you play more elements than you sleep and walk combined

you crap your pants because you don't have a toilet card on the field

you pick up a penny and toss it to see who goes first

you carry around in public a life size replica of Arsenic and try to poison people.

you've memorized every card and their effects.

you have more than 3000 cards

when you get injured you try to hack back to 100 hp

you start a religious cult worshiping the almighty god Zanzarino.
 
you try to use feral bond on your pet cat

you drink lots of water in attempts to get rid of your recent food poisoning.

you have more posts on the forums than friends in real life

you rewind your DVDs constantly in order to get rid of it's creatures

you put "T50 grinding" on your calendar

you make your friends call you by your username

you've played more matches than days of your life

your score is in the top 50

you try to come up with new elements on a daily basis even though you know they will be failsauce.

you get REALLY bored and start to taunt the otyugh

[Kurohami]

When you dream about adrenalined giant frogs jumping around....

When you  tries to  take out a pen to write stuff but wonders if you have enough quanta to use it...

When you are about to fail to do something, you wish for miracle...

I don't have much creativity, that's all I can come up

[Optimalist]

you start wearing a sundial around your neck for protection

in your will, you ask to be cremated for more quanta.

you start stealing stuff right in front of the owner.

you wait 20 seconds to respond to someone

you have nightmares about otyugh's getting nerfed

you play more elements than you sleep and walk combined

you crap your pants because you don't have a toilet card on the field

you pick up a penny and toss it to see who goes first

you carry around in public a life size replica of Arsenic and try to poison people.

you've memorized every card and their effects.

you have more than 3000 cards

when you get injured you try to hack back to 100 hp

you start a religion who's god's name is zanzarino.

Funny Stuff! But I think the religion should have an "Ultimate Fake God" called zanzarino, and daily meditations with the Oracle. And, I think I prefer to carry around a Pulvy and a plush baby Oty stuffed toy.

[Optimalist]

... you need to find an Internet connection wherever you are in the world because it's a Sunday and you need to farm that new rare.

... you need to find an Internet connection wherever you are in the world because it's a Sunday and you need to submit your high score, and be a farm for that new rare.

... you build a farming deck that's also a farm because you only have 4 cards of the new rare and you hope to farm yourself.

... you have enough score to actually be a farm.

[Lucifear]

When Farenheit is mentioned, you instinctively think of a sword, instead of how hot it is out.
(And there are no conversions, just the table that shows how much damage you do this turn!)

Looking at a rainbow makes you shudder.

You look forward to your fortune from the oracle coming true every day. (And you make sure your day is perfect after you get a nymph!)

You've made even one 'Unstable Gas' joke outside of the game.

You know more about the false gods and their decks than anything you ever learned in school!

(That's all I got for now guys!)

[jmizzle7]

Thanks for bringing back this super old thread (from first forums, pre-shutdown)! Ah, memories.

You are jmizzle7.

I lol'd...

- When you respond to any disagreement with, "This isn't MtG."

[pepokish]

...You dream about Elements.  Not crazy dreams about being chased by otys... You just dream about playing Elements.

...You start thinking about how "unrealistic" the game is; i.e., why a Giant Frog would drown in a flood.  You then proceed to start a 7-page thread detailing reasons why a Giant Frog would or would not die in a flood. 
_{(Someone had to say it!)}

[Essence]

You hear a friend say "Man, I just devoured that pizza" and you think 'but you don't look any buffer...'.

You actually use the word 'congeal' instead of the word 'freeze' in a casual conversation.

You constantly wonder what card it is that made Newton's apple fall downward.

Every time you hear thunder, you wonder if that was an Thunder, or an Thunderstorm.

You got upset when your Physics teacher told you what Maxwell's Demon was actually intended to be for.


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[jmizzle7]

You constantly wonder what card it is that made Newton's apple fall downward.

Or you immediately know that the card must have been Gravity Pull.

[jallenw]

You have the following tabs open on your browser:

1) Elements
2) Elements Trainer
3) Elements Forum - Humor
4) Elements Forum - Card Ideas
5) Elements Wiki
6) http://www.pixlr.com/editor/
7) Image Hosting Website
Eight) Google Image Search - Horses  ( 8+) makes 8))
9) Google Search - Public Domain Artwork
10) Google Image Search - Public Domain Scenery

and the following programs running:

Paint Shop Pro
Notepad
Notepad
MS Paint
MS Paint
Calculator
Calculator
Excel
Microsoft Word

...and you haven't moved from your computer for 4 hours...

...but you haven't actually played a single game of Elements for 4 hours.

I'm not creative.  This is true.  I've been designing Elements cards ever since I got on.  I didn't even notice how cluttered all this had gotten... 

Lol at myself.

Jallen

[Ohmega]

...you see a beetle and run away, because you are afraid it could devour you.

...you dream about scaredgirl

...somebody says rainbow you are afraid he could be the false god.

...you see something and you think, this could be an awesome card.

...when you are afraid of frog, because they could have been adrenalined.

...you see a fire fly and are wondering, if it produces light or fire quanta.