yoiu know you have to much homework when...

[nerd1]

when you get carpal tunnel just by looking at your English assignment
when you join  a cult that worships pi
you kill anyone who uses who instead of whom
when you dream about logarithmic means
when you sigh in relief when your social studies homework specifies that you have to cover in excruciating detail every single war between 1237 and 1934 instead of 0238 to 2011.
also,
senior member now!~ woot!

[TheIdioticIdiot]

um...
well, I know my homework is ridiculously hard to do...
maybe not a lot, but...

"wait, so line FG (fake god) is perpendicular to arc BE (butterfly effect)? and line FG is also the secant that is the diameter of circle O, which is intersected by ray QT (quantum tower) at the locus points M and P (minor phoenix)?"

seriously? I keep thinking about elements when I do these homework...

[Camoninja]

You know you have too much homework when over half your class copies a large portion of homework and knows what was on the test before the first class gets to take it.

Seriously, I think we are the most cheating class in the school. We have had several talks about cheating by teachers and even the administrators. I don't tell anyone what was on our test because I want that curve we never get because of our other class.

[Five In One]

...you create several clones so that you can get it all done in one night.
...your backpack weighs more than you do.
...you miss War and don't even notice.
...you can recite Pi to ten decimal places---on a bad day.
...you don't even have time to check the Oracle.

Most of these are from personal experiences, by the way. The only one that wasn't true was the last one.

[johannhowitzer]

Even your term papers have term papers.

You begin to stare blankly out the study room window and notice an architectural feature you think is just fascinating.

Your heaviest workload comes from a one-credit class.

Friends' visits to your room become an aggravation.

You spend more time with your roommate's girlfriend than your own girlfriend because you both burn the candle in the library's adjoining after-hours study lounge.

You know when the corner store off campus stops selling those personal-sized pizzas.

The campus security has stopped you several times in the middle of the night because you were wandering outside in a bathrobe reciting something you have to memorize for a test.

Your lab partner hasn't seen or received a call from you in a month.

Your girlfriend just dumped you for an abusive, socially inept jerk with a 1.5 GPA and an "undeclared" major.

No one will sit next to you in class, and the ones still sitting closest have plugged in a Glade product nearby.

You hold two front sign-in desk jobs so you can make the money you need for next year's tuition while avoiding cutting into study time.

You have done homework for one class while sitting in another class, still taking notes and eating lunch, which consists of a slice of pizza, an oatmeal cream pie, mozzarella sticks, and Mountain Dew.

[Pineapple]

You know you have too much homework when everyone else does homework until 2am.
You know you're going to fail this year when you know you have too much homework but you spend all your time playing Elements.

[funerallaughter]

When the topics of your pick-up lines relate to what you're studying at the time.

When you dream of fetal pigs dissecting YOU during practicum week.

When you can appreciate, "I'm a fermata, hold me."

Even more so when when Hamlet becomes the "easy piece of literature."

When you analyze your boyfriend's arguments, listing the used fallacies, listening for the tone and how it affects the mood, and complimenting him of wonderful word choice and sentence construction; disregarding, of course, on what he was mad about.

When dates get in the way.

When you can remember a theorem by hearing the song you had on repeat on itunes while you were studying the subject.

[PlayerOa]

When you can't be on Elements and the forums 24/7.

[SeddyRocky]

When you notice that you do it during class. In the wrong class. During an autopsy. And I don't even study medicine.

[TheForbiddenOracle]

When you're and don't do your math homework -.-

[Astrocyte]

Entire post

Is it bad if I can check off 8 of the things on that list?

[Jangoo]

Your "just a lil sip to relax" alc-intake has gotten outa control (kids: university students only!)

When I wrote my thesis, I think I developed a light case of alcoholism ... too much education is bad for your health!