Yo' mamma...

[freemod1espilon]

yo momma's so fat adrenaline gives her 1 attack

[esran]

yo' mommas so poor, she cant afford to fight level 0's.
yo' mommas so ugly, when reflcetive shield was played, she died.
yo' mommas so poor, she played a duel with only 15 cards. when someone asked her if she lost 15 cards she siad "no, i found 'em".

[freemod1espilon]

yo momma's so fat she can't be frozen

[rosutosefi]

Yo momma so fat even 6 Hourglasses aren't enough to draw her from a 30-card deck.

[TheAccuso]

Yo momma's so fat that the only way to summon her is to fractal chicken.

[Skotadi Phobos]

Yo momma's so dumb she casts gravity pull on sparks.

[esran]

yo' momma so stupid, she play sosac at 39 hp.
yo' momma so stingy, she never buy anything at bazzar. instead she just logs in once a day for oracle for 10 years until she has all the cards.
yo' momma so fat, she kick armagio right outa the meta game.
yo' momma so stupid, when opponent say "gg" she thinks they talkin' 'bout gangsters.
yo' momma so bored, she make yo' momma jokes all day long on elements the game forumn.

[mesaprotector]

Yo momma's so fat, casting acceleration on her don't do nothin'.

[tallguy2241]

Yo momma's so fat, she made a bone wall from the chicken she ate.

[Absol]

Yo momma's so fat, she made a bone wall from the chicken she ate.

I dunno. Making a 18009 counter BW seems... Immposible by the game codings.

[tyranim]

yo mamma so dumb, she laughed at each of the repeated jokes
yo mamma sucks so much, black holes have a hard time keeping up
yo mamma so dumb, she keeps complaining about all dem haxorz usin' mutation
yo mamma so fat, vulture reminds her of KFC
yo mamma so dumb, she was raging about her hand being different every time she started a match

i feel like i can go more, but yo mamma so stupid, she'll just keep thinking im complementing her

[freemod1espilon]

yo momma so ugly she scared mildly frightened boy