Yo' mamma...

[Annele]

I have found people cluttering up the 'You know you're addicted to elemnts when' with yo' mamma jokes, so I thought I should make a new thread.
Here's one to start: Yes, I know it's bad

Yo' mamma's so stupid she played a Pando while the opponent had an empty field.

[Absol]

Yo mamma's so fat she plugged the black hole shut when cast against her.

[Chapuz]

The beginning of this thread:

Your mother is so fat that it takes two Parallel Universe to make a copy of her.

Yo' momma is so fat that can't be rewinded.

u so ugly that mutating into an abomination would be an improvement.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need a spell to give her gravity pull.

Yo momma's so ugly she is why skull shield makes skeletons

Yo' momma's so fat she has a greater DR than Titanium Shield.

Yo' momma's so stinky that the Oty refused to eat it.

Yo' momma's so fat than she kills FGs when 'pulted.

Yo momma's so fat she broke the 'pult.

Yo' momma's so fat, her HP caused an integer overflow error.

I think someone needs to make a yo' mamma topic.

Yo' momma's so fat she fills all your creature slots.
Yo' momma's so fat she won a nom nom contest against an Oty.

[rosutosefi]

Yo momma so fat time stops beside her.

[freemod1espilon]

Yo momma so fat she makes a massive dragon look tiny

[Scaramanga]

Yo mamma is so usless that when you upg her, she turns into a .

[russianspy1234]

Yo mama is so old, when you cast reverse time on her the server crashes.

Yo mama is so fat, she stops damage from momentum creatures.

Yo mama is so fat, she cant have momentum cast on her.

[Drake_XIV]

Yo' momma's so fat she takes up your entire deck.

[regen2k9]

Yo momma's so fat, catapulting her = OTK.

[Camoninja]

Yo mama's so ugly they made Cloak!

[freemod1espilon]

yo mama so stupid shard of wisdom does nothin'

[Drake_XIV]

Yo' momma's so stupid she Quint'd a Spark.