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Offline Chapuz

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Re: Yo' mamma... https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=40885.msg1037108#msg1037108
« Reply #60 on: January 31, 2013, 04:21:20 am »
Yo' momma so lazy she didn't read the thread and keeps repeating old Yo' momma jokes. Specially about BH and pult.
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Re: Yo' mamma... https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=40885.msg1037124#msg1037124
« Reply #61 on: January 31, 2013, 05:32:30 am »
Yo momma suck better than Bloodsucker.
Especially on that stick thingy behind men's pants.
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Re: Yo' mamma... https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=40885.msg1037143#msg1037143
« Reply #62 on: January 31, 2013, 07:30:37 am »
Yo mommas so fat that playing her when flooding is on the field removes it from play
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Re: Yo' mamma... https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=40885.msg1037144#msg1037144
« Reply #63 on: January 31, 2013, 07:34:23 am »
Yo' momma so fat that Basilisk Blood can't slow her down.
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Re: Yo' mamma... https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=40885.msg1037146#msg1037146
« Reply #64 on: January 31, 2013, 07:37:41 am »
You mommas so fat, her activated ability births 6 Holy Cows.

I feel old talking about that card...
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Re: Yo' mamma... https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=40885.msg1037147#msg1037147
« Reply #65 on: January 31, 2013, 07:38:20 am »
Yo' momma so dumb, she asked how to switch a Pendulum from one element to the other.
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Re: Yo' mamma... https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=40885.msg1037149#msg1037149
« Reply #66 on: January 31, 2013, 07:40:01 am »
Yo mommas so dumb she created one of the hundreds of topics asking why diss shield wasnt working while sanctuary was on the field
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Re: Yo' mamma... https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=40885.msg1037153#msg1037153
« Reply #67 on: January 31, 2013, 07:45:36 am »
Yo' momma so dumb, she asked why Schrödinger's Cat has more than 9 lives.
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Re: Yo' mamma... https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=40885.msg1037196#msg1037196
« Reply #68 on: January 31, 2013, 10:38:59 am »
Yo´ momma is so fat you need to play 6 cloaks to hide her.

Yo´ momma is so fat, the metal needed to cast Plate Armor on her would be enough to build 2 new Aircraft Carriers.

Yo´ momma is so fat, if you cast Mitosis on her and put the copy at the opposite side of the world it would stop turning.

Yo´ momma is so ugly, if you have her in hand and the opponent cast Precognition he gets only a message: "You don´t want to see this!"
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Re: Yo' mamma... https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=40885.msg1037254#msg1037254
« Reply #69 on: January 31, 2013, 03:38:53 pm »
Quote from: Zarathustra1883 on January 31, 2013, 10:38:59 am
Yo´ momma is so ugly, if you have her in hand and the opponent cast Precognition he gets only a message: "You don´t want to see this!"
I dont know why but I really liked this one.
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Re: Yo' mamma... https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=40885.msg1037261#msg1037261
« Reply #70 on: January 31, 2013, 03:49:34 pm »
Yo' momma so dumb, she cast Adrenaline on Ball Lightning.  ... No, wait.  That was a HB named Aethal.
Aethal is yo' momma!!  :P
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Re: Yo' mamma... https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=40885.msg1037263#msg1037263
« Reply #71 on: January 31, 2013, 04:05:14 pm »
Yo momma so fat, flooding + earthquake with her in the field makes a Tsunami
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