Yo' momma so dumb, she put glasses on an Owl's Eye.
Yo' momma so old, the Pharaoh is her ex-husband
Yo' momma so dumb, Mindflayer can't do sh**.
Yo' momma so ugly, E'RYbody try to immolate.
Yo' momma so fat, she played an Earthquake when she sat down.
representin. WOO WOO
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