Witty comments.

[TimerClock14]

Post your witty comments here. It's a bit hard to explain, so I'll give an example:

"Life isn't fair" you say? Well I think Life needs to get over itself.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line and replaced it with a trout.

[EvaRia]

"I don't think outside the box. I think inside the box. The rest of the world is outside and can't seem to open it."

"Anybody can pick your pocket. Any half decent pickpocket can get away with it. A really good pickpocket can take your wallet without you noticing. But the best of the best, they do all that then leave a receipt."

"You can't really call yourself really good at bargaining until you can get the other guy to agree with 'Tell you what, if you give me $5, I'll take it off your hands.'"

[ddevans96]

'I don't always draw between the lines, but I still need to draw on the paper : P' ~ moomoose or nilsieboy

[Bloodshadow]

"Divide by zero? Your calculus level is not high enough to cast that spell."

[Spiraler]

'I think inside a sealed box with a poisonous virus so I am not dead. Although I am not alive, I am not dead. Just trust me, it works that way.' from me

[Mithcairion]

"Water?  I never touch the stuff, fish *bleep* in it, you know?"  ~Old school drunkard comedian whose name I forget on why he drinks liquor instead of water.

[YawnChainHow]

"You changed your mind? That is wonderful to hear! Does the new one work any better?"

[Silnoor]

"Lead me not into temptation, show me the way and i will get there myself"

[artimies7]

"What the fudgie-karma-doodle in a fish." - my neighba

[Flayne]

"My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician"