-When people say anything, i usually use what they said to describe their grandmother
(example #1: random person: "now that is just stupid" me: "your grandma is stupid"
example #2: random person: "i think that's really cool!" me: "your grandma thinks that's really cool!")
If i cannot use the thing they said against their grandmother, i just say "your grandma is a fool!"
-I respond to anything with "I can't be bothered", even when it doesn't make any sense.
-I flex my muscles all the time, whatever I'm doing.
...oh wow, i think i should get some professional help...