What would False God do? (WWFGD)

[Jangoo]

Miracle: BTW, what deck did you lose against?

Mirox: <sobbing when Miracle triggered his latest defeat> Ssshrieeker rrrrushhh... he hhhad tttweeenttty-ooonnnne hhhp llleft.
Miracle and Ferox exchange glances and start laughing.

Looool. Nice one Rossen. Above is my favourite part. Muhahahaha

[Kamietsu]

Seism moved to Chile.

[icybraker]

Seism just likes going everywhere, huh.

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Destiny has been assigned a task: he is to guard a bag with 10 million dollars in it. He only brings with him 1 chicken do defend himself, and he situates himself in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly, robbers appear out of nowhere and start rushing at him.

Robber 1: I WANT $ (Runs to Destiny)
Robber 2: ME 2 (Runs to Destiny)
Robber 3: ME 3 (Runs to Destiny)
Robber 4: YAH ME 4 (Runs to Destiny)
Robber 5: ME TWO
Robber 6: YAH
Robber 7: MHMMM
Robber 8: LETSGO
Robber 9: YAH
Robber 10: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
...
Robber 1,000,000,000,000: Let's GET HIM
Chicken: Bokbokbok! (Lays an egg which hatches into a Dragon which kills Robber 1,000,000,000,000)
Destiny: WHOOHOO! (Uses Reverse Time on Robbers 1 - 999,999,999,999)

Robber 1: I WANT $ (Runs to Destiny)
Robber 2: ME 2 (Runs to Destiny)
Robber 3: ME 3 (Runs to Destiny)
Robber 4: YAH ME 4 (Runs to Destiny)
Robber 5: ME TWO
Robber 6: YAH
Robber 7: MHMMM
Robber 8: LETSGO
Robber 9: YAH
Robber 10: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
...
Robber 999,999,999,999,: Let's GET HIM
Chicken: BOKBOKBOK (Lays an egg which hatches into a Dragon and kills Robber 999,999,999,999)
Destiny: WHOOHOO (Uses Reverse Time on Robbers 1 - 999,999,999,998)

Repeat process 999,999,999,998 more times.

[Rossendale]

XDD

[asymmetry]

Seism moved to Chile.

wow... just wow.

[Rossendale]

Fake Enders: Episode 2: Gemini Part 1

Starring:

Mirox

Rainbow

Ferox

Gemini

Aeth

Erth

Gemini's family and Ferox's family never liked each other, only Mirox and Aeth and Erth liked each other and they thought those fights were just n00bastic. Aeth and Erth were twins and they stayed with Gemini after one night when Gemini's wife ran away from the house after a fight. Gemini suspected Miracle to tell her lies about him as Gemini's wife was at Miracle's house the night before the argument. Gemini got sick in the head after the shock of the loss of his wife and therefore treats Aeth and Erth very badly.

Mirox, Rainbow and Ferox are going on the street, Rainbow and Ferox holding mulled wine in one hand and holding one of Mirox's hand in thier other hand, pulling him up and letting him down.

Rainbow: I say, this was a jolly good time Mirox! Such a shame your mum couldn't come as she told you, but no worries mate, you will go with her and dad and maybe with me too another time. <Picks up Mirox as high as he can reach and shakes him.

Mirox: <laughing franticly> Ah, ah aaaaahhhhh!!!!!!

<the happy three meets with Gemini.>

Gemini: Well well well, who have we got there? <Casting a glance at Ferox> Ain't it the husband of the person that ruined my life?

TO BE CONTINUED (wanna keep suspense)

[Lz_erk]

On some vast desert highway, deep into the night, a cop pulls up alongside Octane's space shuttle.

"Sir, I've got you here doing two hundred and fifty-five in a fifty-five mile-per-hour zone, and I think you may owe the department a new radar gun.  May I see your license and registration, please?"

Octane removes the ball of explosive putty and razor blades from his mouth and sticks it to the rear-view mirror for later.  His wide, bloodshot, glowing eyes peer out from the cockpit as he slowly turns the maniacal grin plastered on his face toward the officer. 

"Cibola!  Bumpty-bumpty-bump!"

"THE BIG FIRE!  MY LIFE FOR YOU!"

[sirboomalot]

wow, nice stories

[killsdazombies]

seism moves to japan

[Rossendale]

I curse at you Seism...

http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,3735.0.html

... And I MEAN it!

[redium]

(http://www.screenshotdumpster.com/view/m7Gbd55053/ocse)

[Glitch]

Me: Octane?  Do you smell what I smell?
Octane:  ....no
Me: Oh.... ow!  Why'd you just shoot me?
Octane:  I don't know what you're talking about.
Me: You just shot me again!  Look!  My arm is bleeding!  What are you doing with that lighter, anyhow?!

-fin-