What People Say in Chat

[gumbeh]

*snop*

Ooh, can I date him next? I have magnanimous teeth!

[Qwandri]

[22:18:58] draco11996: what is grammer

wat is corekt speeling?

Nothing that anyone knows about, I'm sure. Not worth doing.

[Dwerg]

[12:12:20] athanaric: wow zanz this game dude. i was beating a guy by alot so he chose to wait for the computer to play for him and then it beat me. stupid as hell
I guess someone was playing against a dragon OTK  in pvp1/2 and desynched

[kirchj33]

[22:34:47] kirchj33: 1. Who won the tourneys 2. Has anyone heard of the Biltmore Estate?
[22:35:04] Onizuka: Vag and Japp
[22:35:13] willng3: 2. Yes I own it
[22:36:35] kirchj33: ‹@willng3› Nice. I will come visit your residence tomorrow and pretend I have enough money to wed there in exchange for a free tour.
[22:36:54] willng3: Hurray.
[22:37:19] Onizuka: Just tell them you're the master of earth, should cover all your expenses.
[22:37:46] Onizuka: If they don't say yes, just EQ the property.
[22:38:30] kirchj33: ‹@Onizuka› Good point. I really need to start using these new powers in order to get ahead in life.
[22:39:24] Mithcairion: Biltmore Estate? Sounds like something out of the Game of LIfe
[22:39:37] willng3: Proof that I own it
[22:39:55] Mithcairion: Because will is a winner at the Game of Life

*edited for context*

[pikachufan2164]

[07:06:49 PM] TStar: Dear chat
[07:06:53 PM] TStar: Don't cheat
[07:07:01 PM] TStar: We will catch you, especially pika
[07:07:27 PM] willng3: Also, don't cheat on me. I will eat your soul.
[07:09:41 PM] Malebolgia: How did pika catch them exactly?
[07:09:54 PM] willng3: Pika can smell cheating. It's why he'll always have a faithful spouse.
[07:10:26 PM] willng3: The second she thinks about cheating on him he'll call her up and be like, "No."

[Jenkar]

[00:16:10] willng3: Lulz. We had a discussion the other day over whether or not the police would beat firefighters in a fight.
[00:16:44] pikachufan2164: ‹@willng3› lolwut
[00:16:52] Bhlewos: ‹@willng3› hmmmm that's a tough one
[00:17:11] Bhlewos: firefighters are definitely more badass though. I bet the police don't have exams where they have to run up ladders
[00:17:12] Higurashi: lulz, easy.
[00:17:18] ~Napalm: Firefighters have Axes, police have handguns
[00:17:37] Bhlewos: also, is it just me or do firefighters not use dalmatians anymore? you never see them
[00:17:41] willng3: Firefighters have giant water hoses too
[00:17:49] ddevans96: firefights also have a big-ass water hose
[00:18:15] Bhlewos: ‹@~Napalm› give a fire truck access to fire hydrants tho...
[00:18:46] Higurashi: Oh no, run up ladders. Try getting mace in your eyes and run like a lunatic on an obstacle course.
[00:18:51] Malebolgia: ‹@Bhlewos› Dayum!
[00:19:07] Higurashi: If you want to name a tough exercise firefighters do, pick running up 9001 stairs with heavy equipments
[00:19:22] Bhlewos: ‹@Higurashi› the police (usually) don't have to burst through burning and collapsing buildings as part of their daily jobs tho.
[00:19:45] Bhlewos: hey, we should have a card called "Firefighter"
[00:19:51] Higurashi: And then down. And then up. And then down. Etc.
[00:19:54] TStar: ‹@Bhlewos› No but they get to be shot at
[00:20:16] Kuroaitou: ‹@Bhlewos› No humans allowed in elements.
[00:20:18] Higurashi: Nor do firefighters, Bleh.
[00:20:25] Bhlewos: "if played against a firestall, win the game automatically. if that firestall is an arena deck, boot it and give the user -rep for being unimaginative and a detriment to the advancement of the human race."
[00:20:40] Higurashi: 80% of the calls firefighters get pertain to first aid.
[00:20:57] willng3: Firefighters have to rescue kittens tho. I'm pretty sure that means they're more badass.
[00:21:06] Higurashi: What's -really- luxurious is their work hours though. They work so much less and during much less annoying hours than a cop.
[00:22:22] Bhlewos: if police had standard-issue axes, it would be an easy choice for me. as it is, the fact that firefighters get axes is clouding the issue for me
[00:22:37] Bhlewos: guns are more effective, but there's nothing that screams badass like swinging around an axe.
[00:22:44] Higurashi: Anywho, they can't fight mace, tasers, handgunds, bulletproof vests, riot shields, tactical shotguns, etc.
[00:23:07] Bhlewos: oh riot shields. those are awesome
[00:23:33] willng3: Nina said that firefighters would drop a burning building on their asses and win. I don't remember how she said that was possible.
[00:23:42] Athanaric: ‹@Bhlewos› Police get Batons, which if you know how to use, you can kill somebody in one hit.
[00:24:26] Bhlewos: getting hit by a riot shield is like being pimp-slapped by authority.
[00:24:43] ~Napalm: Firetruck crushes Crown Victoria and/or People. Problem solved.
[00:24:49] Higurashi: *handguns
[00:24:51] Bhlewos: also, you can sled on it. =D
[00:24:55] ~Napalm: FireFighters win,
[00:25:26] ~Napalm: Waaaaaaait. That's pretty ironic coming from the Master of Fire. Letting Fire Fighters win.
[00:25:38] ~Napalm: I think I"m with Marisa now
[00:25:56] Rush6: ‹@~Napalm› I was questioning just that

[Essence]

[00:24:26] Bhlewos: getting hit by a riot shield is like being pimp-slapped by authority.

That is sig material right there.

[Xenocidius]

[18:31:07] Xenocidius: Chat will be so dull without Jenkar >.>
[18:31:16] Xenocidius: We'll have to rely on Malignant for entertainment.
[18:31:36] Gumbeh: but it will have fewer 3's in it
[18:32:12] Jenkar: :3

[n00b]

Ehem...

[19:07:30] Iman00b8 [»] MatrimKK: in WoE, Gravy and Entropy are hostile towards each other
[19:08:12] MatrimKK [»] Iman00b8: I'll make sweet hostile gravy love :O
[19:08:38] Iman00b8 [»] MatrimKK: I see that kinda thing turns you on o.O
[19:09:19] MatrimKK [»] Iman00b8: yes *^_^*

I see I must now go into hiding o.O..

[NikaZaslavsky]

Ehem...

[19:07:30] Iman00b8 [»] MatrimKK: in WoE, Gravy and Entropy are hostile towards each other
[19:08:12] MatrimKK [»] Iman00b8: I'll make sweet hostile gravy love :O
[19:08:38] Iman00b8 [»] MatrimKK: I see that kinda thing turns you on o.O
[19:09:19] MatrimKK [»] Iman00b8: yes *^_^*

I see I must now go into hiding o.O..

I guess I have to be hostile towards you now. At least I'm not the one one getting fat from being in team for too long. Btw, when I read your personal text, I thought Jenky died

[Jocko]

I guess I have to be hostile towards you now. At least I'm not the one one getting fat from being in team for too long. Btw, when I read your personal text, I thought Jenky died

Lol, and he had Jenky's death and resurrection dates typed there?

[NikaZaslavsky]

I thought those were his birth and death dates. And then I thought that he was being resurrected. My mind is just plain weird........