What People Say in Chat

[Bhlewos]

[16:29:15] 9270984: ah
[16:29:33] 9270984: BAH i gtg tell kevkev we can talk later
[16:29:50] kevkev60614: later 927
[16:30:27] kevkev60614: ok, now i'm free. who needed me?

Also, something I saw in history when checking to see what I missed:

[2011-08-06 17:34:59] Iman00b8: Hi everyone
[2011-08-06 17:35:45] teffy: Hi I´m a noob
[2011-08-06 17:36:26] willng3: I'm sorry to hear that teffy.

[TimerClock14]

Uncle Jellyfish becomes popular.


[2011-08-06 18:38:13] xn0ize: Uncle jellyfish
[2011-08-06 18:38:18] xn0ize: i can write it in 5
[2011-08-06 18:38:34] Visigoth: Won siphon life...cool. Useless in my decks, but cool nonetheless.
[2011-08-06 18:39:02] Jappert: well some questions take 10 seconds to read
[2011-08-06 18:39:04] Visigoth: Well...wonder how fast I can type uncle jellyfish...
[2011-08-06 18:39:06] Visigoth: Uncle jellyfish
[2011-08-06 18:39:21] Jappert: wich is ridiculous
[2011-08-06 18:39:22] Visigoth: That's supposedly 2 seconds according to chat?
[2011-08-06 18:39:34] xn0ize: .
[2011-08-06 18:39:36] xn0ize: uncle jellyfish
[2011-08-06 18:39:42] Malignant: .
[2011-08-06 18:39:44] Malignant: Uncle Jellyfish
[2011-08-06 18:39:46] xn0ize: 2seconds as well.
[2011-08-06 18:40:04] Jappert: why not justmake 20 second answer time
[2011-08-06 18:40:08] Vineroz: .
[2011-08-06 18:40:09] TheonlyrealBeef: .
[2011-08-06 18:40:09] willng3: .
[2011-08-06 18:40:10] Jappert: it's not like you can look things up
[2011-08-06 18:40:12] TheonlyrealBeef: Uncle Jellyfish
[2011-08-06 18:40:14] willng3: Uncle Jellyfish
[2011-08-06 18:40:16] Visigoth: Its agreed. It takes 2 seconds to write Uncle Jellyfish.
[2011-08-06 18:40:23] Vineroz: lol i failed
[2011-08-06 18:40:25] willng3: I got the spam filter xD
[2011-08-06 18:40:26] calindu221:
[2011-08-06 18:40:41] TheonlyrealBeef: lol
[2011-08-06 18:40:54] Visigoth: If you get the spam filter, it slows things down a bit. Gotta type at the optimal speed
[2011-08-06 18:41:40] xn0ize: .
[2011-08-06 18:41:47] xn0ize: got spam filter XD
[2011-08-06 18:41:49] calindu221: .
[2011-08-06 18:41:53] calindu221: Uncle jellyfish
[2011-08-06 18:41:57] xn0ize: .
[2011-08-06 18:42:05] xn0ize: again
[2011-08-06 18:42:10] xn0ize: lol
[2011-08-06 18:42:18] calindu221: .
[2011-08-06 18:42:22] Mithcairion: .
[2011-08-06 18:42:23] calindu221: Uncle Jellyfish
[2011-08-06 18:42:25] girlsgeneration: had a 1.5 hour massage today
[2011-08-06 18:42:29] xn0ize: .
[2011-08-06 18:42:30] Mithcairion: Uncle Jellyfish
[2011-08-06 18:42:30] girlsgeneration: and now back is jelly.
[2011-08-06 18:42:35] Visigoth: How rushable are AI4?
[2011-08-06 18:42:35] xn0ize: LOL
[2011-08-06 18:42:38] Mithcairion: Spam filter, lol
[2011-08-06 18:42:40] girlsgeneration: *my back is jelly*
[2011-08-06 18:42:47] xn0ize: 3times in a row with spam filter
[2011-08-06 18:42:49] xn0ize: .
[2011-08-06 18:42:51] xn0ize: Uncle Jellyfish
[2011-08-06 18:42:58] xn0ize: 2seconds is the max
[2011-08-06 18:43:04] girlsgeneration: Uncle Jellyfish
[2011-08-06 18:43:11] girlsgeneration: ?
[2011-08-06 18:43:50] calindu221: .
[2011-08-06 18:43:53] calindu221: uncle jellyfish
[2011-08-06 18:44:12] Visigoth: Don't hate on Uncle Jellyfish, gg.
[2011-08-06 18:44:12] EmeraldTiger: that long long of a massage and your not asleep?
[2011-08-06 18:44:24] Jappert: Uncle never was this popular
[2011-08-06 18:44:27] Jappert: look what I did!

That's Hilarious!

[Calindu]

Invasion

[11:44:46] tikotribe: Good morning
[11:44:57] ralouf1: nuuuuuu
[11:45:01] calindu221: i didn't forgot
[11:45:02] Wardead: Hello All
[11:45:02] ralouf1: hello Tiko
[11:45:07] Svenningen: ‹@ji412jo› hahaha thanks ^^, and I SWEAR you did!
[11:45:07] calindu221: ‹@tikotribe› morning
[11:45:08] MrBlonde: howdy chat
[11:45:10] Planplan: Plop !
[11:45:10] ralouf1: and wardead
[11:45:12] Wardead: ‹@Svenningen› Good to know ^_^
[11:45:12] MrBlonde: has spike been on?
[11:45:13] calindu221: ‹@Wardead› hey
[11:45:18] Shantu: Hello
[11:45:19] calindu221: ‹@Planplan› hey
[11:45:20] Svenningen: ‹@Wardead› ‹@calindu221› ‹@Jappert› thanks for congratulations ^^,
[11:45:20] Wardead: Hi Tiko and Plan
[11:45:25] Malignant: Hi Planplan.
[11:45:28] Jappert: morning Tiko
[11:45:30] ralouf1: and planplan
[11:45:31] calindu221: ‹@Shantu› hey,lol...invasion!

[ZephyrPhantom]

Summary of a recent development :
[15:47:55] Nepycros: Oh my god... Antagon,.
[15:48:03] 9270984: yea nepy
[15:48:19] Wardead: Yup

[pikachufan2164]

Team Aether's secret cookie cult:

[11:11:34 PM] Bhlewos: actually, just because pika was in Aether, I was going to ask them what they thought about religion.
[11:11:46 PM] Bhlewos: since pokemon "advocates" evolution
[11:11:54 PM] willng3: We considered cookies our religion.
[11:12:52 PM] willng3: We Fractaled it when we were angered to appease our rage and shared it with others when we wanted to spread the love and the ways of cookies among them.

One should always try new things:

[05:19:10 AM] ji412jo: flying lobos, i have to try that one day
[05:19:42 AM] RavingRabbid: I read that as Flying Boobs. I have to try that one day.

[Jenkar]

[22:43:07] MrBlonde: well bhwelos has shown in his thread that he wants it with his wall's of text
[22:43:10] 9270984: is there a problem with being homosexual?

[00:51:42] Iman00b8: Well, it was big :S
[00:52:07] willng3: That's what she said~

[ZephyrPhantom]

[21:13:28] Jenkar: I keep hearing "friedd egg"
[21:13:55] TimerClock14: At first I was like:
[21:14:01] TimerClock14: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
[21:14:37] TimerClock14: Then I srs`d the **** up: (╬ﾉ ಠ益ಠ)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Later....
[21:16:58] Zblader: BTW Timer, what happened to WoE? It's like it just stopped.
[21:19:00] TimerClock14: tl;dr version: You'll have to contact the Human Resources department for that question.
[21:19:19] Zblader: Problem : Human Resoures is currently run by cake.

[21:23:37] pikachufan2164: [06:19:19 PM] Zblader: Problem : Human Resoures is currently run by cake. <-- Sounds delicious and moist o:
[21:24:12] willng3: [21:23:37] pikachufan2164: Sounds delicious and moist o: <---That's what she said.

[21:16:46] Zblader: *sigh* SG, we can haz chat filter and WoE plz?
[21:16:58] Zblader: BTW Timer, what happened to WoE? It's like it just stopped.
[21:17:31] TimerClock14: Moar like Google stopped it.
[21:17:52] TimerClock14: Also, SG should be out of China by now, metinks.
[21:18:00] TimerClock14: July was her last month there IIRC.
[21:18:00] Iman00b8: WoE?
[21:18:36] Zblader: World of Elements. elementscommunity.com/forum/index.php/board,176.0.html
[21:18:44] 9270984: lol she was in china forever
[21:18:48] Zblader: Hopefully so.
[21:19:00] TimerClock14: tl;dr version: You'll have to contact the Human Resources department for that question.
[21:19:07] Iman00b8: ‹@9270984› Maybe she's a commie now
[21:19:16] TimerClock14: <- Human Resources.
[21:19:19] Zblader: Problem : Human Resoures is currently run by cake.
[21:19:28] 9270984: lol
[21:19:33] Zblader: Oh wait, you overthrew the old leader? Scratch that.
[21:19:34] TimerClock14: Wait.......@#$%!
[21:19:40] 9270984: zblader, so timer is run by a lie?
[21:20:02] Zblader: No, Timer ate the cake. X)
[21:20:08] TimerClock14: Yeah. I ate the old guy. He tasted like frosting and strawberries.

[Bhlewos]

[2011-08-10 19:01:04] Visigoth: I am teaching a camp for elementary school age kids. One of them was talking about CoD and they said that they didn't like Black Ops because they played it for two hours and couldn't find any black cops.

[Jenkar]

[23:37:13] fenix2011: Zanz's avater... I really thought it was a bikini
[23:37:34] RavingRabbid: Zanz's avatar? A BIKINI?
[23:38:32] fenix2011: it seriously looks like one.. completely confused me, I thought it was a joke
[23:38:35] TheonlyrealBeef: Now I'll never be able to not see a bikini in it again... ever. thanks >_< xD

[n00b]

[20:25:27] Iman00b8: Grr I need to find me a color D:
[20:26:37] willng3: Just choose one and tell people to piss off if they complain about it being the same as theirs.
[20:26:57] Iman00b8: ‹@willng3› True :S
[20:27:02] Jaymanfu: hey all
[20:27:03] Iman00b8: Piss off
[20:27:07] Iman00b8: ‹@willng3› Like that?
[20:27:40] willng3: Lmao. That was so perfect.

[Jenkar]

[16:22:34] lee7078: i want a girlfriend
[16:22:42] Tom Chunata: Lets see... I remember 10men, Antagon, DK, Higgs, Kuro, RR, and Tc14...
[16:22:43] Vineroz: ‹@light_sefi› and who haz 6 golden nymph
[16:23:28] light_sefi: trainer has them
[16:23:52] Tom Chunata: harro everyone.
[16:24:07] light_sefi: and the non-max quanta version does not have a single nymph, which I did not post yet...
[16:24:27] lee7078: can anyone get me a girlfriend pls pls
[16:24:58] UTAlan: ‹@lee7078› Girls don't like beggers
[16:25:02] light_sefi: what the hell
[16:25:16] agentflare: ‹@lee7078› Nope, if you want a Guy-In-Real-Life-friend, that'll be easier
[16:25:44] Eluminous: i can be THAT kind of friend.. x
[16:26:02] light_sefi: look for a girlfriend in the internet and you get a trolling guy
[16:26:20] lee7078: no
[16:26:38] lee7078: eluminous what do you mean
[16:26:56] Eluminous: Guy-In-Real-Life-friend
[16:27:05] calindu221: ‹@Vineroz› i should predict he will not use the same deck
[16:27:09] Eluminous: Im down for those kind of shenanigans
[16:28:17] Eluminous: would bronze or silver be better for shard farming?
[16:28:20] lee7078: what does shenanigans mean
[16:28:59] Eluminous: OHHHH lee... I guess it just won't work out then
[16:29:19] xn0ize: sigh
[16:29:27] xn0ize: i got 2pizzas at home now
[16:29:37] xn0ize: and after 3 slices, i feel like i died again.
[16:29:49] patchx94: ‹@xn0ize› *knocks*
[16:30:21] patchx94: I could seriously use some deep-dish pizza right about now...
[16:30:23] Eluminous: *enters without consent*
[16:30:34] lee7078: i will eluminous
[16:30:51] xn0ize: it's with peperoni
[16:31:17] lee7078: eluminous will you go out with me
[16:32:26] Jenkar: *pokeroundnoms*
[16:32:51] lee7078: is eluminous still on here
[16:32:52] Jenkar: ‹@Eluminous› Bronze
[16:33:16] Eluminous: ‹@Jenkar› ty
[16:33:20] Jenkar [»] Eluminous: just "ignore" him, if that button is available to guests
[16:33:21] agentflare: ‹@lee7078› HE was trolling you
[16:33:32] Jenkar: ‹@light_sefi› Totally false :3
[16:33:47] lee7078: eluminous will you listen to me pls
[16:35:19] Jenkar: ‹@Eluminous› You're welcome.
[16:36:37] lee7078: no offence who is a girl
[16:36:43] nilsieboy: hi all
[16:36:48] nilsieboy: noizey! =D
[16:36:51] xn0ize: any one that wants to share my damn pizza with , come to israel.
[16:36:53] nilsieboy: *sets cupcake on head*
[16:36:58] xn0ize: :3, nilsieah
[16:37:51] lee7078:  i wounld like someone to go out with me pls
[16:38:04] Jenkar [»] xn0ize: *noms pizza*
[16:38:32] xn0ize: Lee, this isn't a dating site .
[16:38:56] agentflare: ‹@xn0ize› let be, and let trolled
[16:39:04] Jenkar: ‹@lee7078› Elemental thing : doing it that way, you sound desesperate. That's probably one of the things that women/girls *hate* the most. Avoid it.
[16:39:29] lee7078: ok sorry i will stop now
[16:39:30] kerwhackadoodle: ‹@lee7078› SURE SEXY!
[16:39:34] Jenkar: ‹@nilsieboy› Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilsie!
[16:39:42] Xenocidius: It is understandable how one could mistake the chat room of an online card game for a dating site.
[16:39:44] light_sefi: I will date you. (prepares 495/500 elite otyugh)
[16:40:17] kerwhackadoodle: ‹@lee7078› how old are you
[16:40:23] Eluminous: you're giving up lee? you're not the man i thought you were then...
[16:40:29] lee7078: light_sefi are you being serious
[16:41:15] nilsieboy: ‹@Jenkar› jenkaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[16:41:15] patchx94: ‹@light_sefi› Dude, creature HP can't go above 499
[16:41:19] harry88: haha this is like an episode of jerry springer
[16:41:24] Xenocidius: The things people say in chat ..
[16:41:41] Eluminous: no, no one has thrown a chair yet
[16:41:42] kerwhackadoodle: ‹@lee7078› no i really will date you. pls just give me a chance
[16:41:47] lee7078: light_sefi will only date you if i can call you babe
[16:42:06] Eluminous: deal breaker...
[16:42:15] harry88: haha yea i guess
[16:42:30] patchx94: ‹@Xenocidius› At least one good thing came out of this. You learned the significance of 1+5*8+1
[16:42:32] kerwhackadoodle: ‹@lee7078› you can call me babe
[16:42:46] lee7078: ok
[16:43:06] lee7078: you can call me babe too
[16:43:10] light_sefi: whoops. I thought 500 was the cap. oh well...
[16:43:12] patchx94: ‹@kerwhackadoodle› 2424 (y/n)?
[16:43:54] kerwhackadoodle: ‹@patchx94› no i love lee7o78
[16:43:58] lee7078: kerwhackadoodle does that mean we go out
[16:44:38] lee7078: how old are you babe
[16:44:38] Xenocidius: How does that old saying go?
[16:44:45] kerwhackadoodle: yeah                                                                                             
[16:44:47] Xenocidius: When life gives you lemons ..
[16:44:53] Xenocidius: You throw a lemon party.
[16:45:03] light_sefi: go out with me. meet me at Antarctica .
[16:45:05] Higurashi: Ew, wth. This still isn't a dating site.
[16:45:15] kerwhackadoodle: ‹@lee7078› 23
[16:45:20] TheonlyrealBeef: Less spam -_-
[16:45:20] light_sefi: Lemon:
[16:45:20] Eluminous: I wanna be at dat party
[16:45:24] lee7078: i know
[16:45:33] UTAlan: yeah, boring chat is boring. Bbl.
[16:45:50] lee7078: babe how old are you
[16:46:09] kerwhackadoodle: ‹@lee7078› 23
[16:46:12] Higurashi: Take it to PM, lee.
[16:46:26] Xenocidius: I am witnessing a realtime troll.
[16:46:36] harry88: this is a joke
[16:46:52] harry88: there was me thinking this was elements chat not tick dating chat
[16:47:06] lee7078: babe can i pm you
[16:47:16] xn0ize: wow.....
[16:47:28] kerwhackadoodle: ‹@lee7078›if ya like
[16:47:34] Xenocidius: Rofl.
[16:47:42] xn0ize: Hugs, if this was a dating site, you wouldn't be here ;3, and i'd be sadfuce.
[16:47:47] Eluminous: this is getting good
[16:47:49] Xenocidius: I kinda wanna see how this turns out ..
[16:47:52] Jenkar: ‹@Higurashi› They're guests, they can't PM, i believe :3
[16:48:17] Higurashi: Not my problem.
[16:48:19] lee7078: babe are you on pokemon vortex
[16:48:22] Higurashi: I think you mean I wouldn't be, xn.

[Bhlewos]

[21:24:04] RootRanger: so, I was on Kongregate chat....this guest was claiming he was invincible, so I decided to battle him so he would shut up
[21:24:34] RootRanger: he had a decent deck, but I won by a few turns
[21:24:47] RootRanger: after the match, he seemed a bit confused
[21:25:02] RootRanger: "why did my dragon never deal damage", he asked
[21:25:06] RootRanger: and I replied
[21:25:22] RootRanger: "I'm not really sure. The details are a little foggy."