What People Say in Chat

[ZephyrPhantom]

And the universe's creation starts again.

[00:13:17] guest-0000: im kinda new
[00:13:21] Dm1321: OMG IT'S THE FIRST GUEST
[00:13:23] Dm1321: GUEST 0000
[00:13:26] Dm1321: DUDE I LOVE YOU
[00:13:30] jippy99: OMGZ!!!!
[00:13:38] guest-0000: lol
[00:13:42] Acsabi44: guest 0000 O_O
[00:13:43] jippy99: CELEBRATION!!!!!
[00:13:47] willng3: Holy carp.
[00:13:47] ddevans96z: ish Eris, you smee=lls like tuna *sets on ground*
[00:13:53] jippy99: someone start a newe topic in humor
[00:13:56] Malebolgia1113: lol someone quick WPSIC fast!
[00:13:58] Acsabi44: you are the very foundation of the universe or what
[00:14:02] guest-0000: '=)
[00:14:03] willng3: It's the God of all guests.
[00:14:26] jippy99: guest, you must never leave. ever

[ddevans96]

[00:16:23] guest-6391: no no no my last name is white
[00:16:25] guest-6391: i am black

[jippy99]

dd, you need the whole context.  Also, guest-0000 is awesome.

[pikachufan2164]

Lesson of the day: don't try to defrost your ice cream with body heat.

[05:09:13 PM] willng3: A bowl of ice cream sitting in one's lap is extremely cold.
[05:09:18 PM] TimerClock14: >:D
[05:09:34 PM] TimerClock14: Yes, will, that's what cold things do.
[05:09:38 PM] ~Napalm: naaaw
[05:09:44 PM] ~Napalm: Depends on who's lap
[05:09:55 PM] ~Napalm: If it's on my lap, it's not a bowl of ice cream.
[05:10:19 PM] willng3: It was too cold for my boy parts so I set it in Nina's lap.
[05:10:30 PM] pikachufan2164: O_o
[05:10:31 PM] ~Napalm: o_O;
[05:10:59 PM] Zerg King: O_O?
[05:11:18 PM] willng3: ...which was unfortunate.
[05:11:28 PM] Zblader: ....
[05:11:36 PM] Zblader: awkward moment is awkward.
[05:11:37 PM] willng3: Because I forgot that unlike me, she'll eat the ice cream before it thaws D:
[05:11:52 PM] ~Napalm: lol
[05:11:53 PM] pikachufan2164: lol
[05:12:01 PM] ~Napalm: Good job Nina!
[05:12:17 PM] Zblader: lol.
[05:12:22 PM] ~Napalm: Now she makes YOU take the bowl to the kitchen, right? :D
[05:12:26 PM] xathil: ummm... ice cream isnt supposed to thaw
[05:12:34 PM] Zerg King: I sneak up behing willng3 and kill hm
[05:12:34 PM] xathil: thats what you call a puddle :p
[05:12:40 PM] TimerClock14: Giggle.
[05:12:55 PM] willng3: Naw. She set it back in my lap.
[05:13:12 PM] willng3: No that's what you call melting.
[05:13:18 PM] ~Napalm: And later, you'll have to bring it to the kitchen, muahahaha

[Svenningen]

[29.05.2011 16:50:44] TStar: A glass of win with dinner is one method I use

[Svenningen]

DOUBLEPOST ;_;

[29.05.2011 17:12:12] TimerClock14 [»] Svenningen: Whichever you prefer.
[29.05.2011 17:12:25] TimerClock14 [»] Svenningen: Woot! No durp splelling.
29.05.2011 17:12:32] TimerClock14 [»] Svenningen: Oh, nvm.
[29.05.2011 17:12:43] Svenningen [»] TimerClock14: splelling! :>
[29.05.2011 17:13:05] TimerClock14 [»] Svenningen: Word of the day, right thar.

[Ryli]

LongDono doesn't think much of SHUT. He's going to take down Higurashi too.

[18:33:15] gavsword: morning star play SHUT!
[18:33:35] gavsword: There are two
[18:33:44] gavsword: This: http://helltgivre.free.fr/elements/?deck=5ok5oo5rh5ri5rk5ro5rp5un5uo5up5uq5us5v161p61q61r620621622623624
[18:33:50] TStar: What was the second one?
[18:33:50] gavsword: and this: http://helltgivre.free.fr/elements/?deck=4t34t54tc4vm4vn50052i52j52k52l52p52q52t52u53455l55p55s55t56056158s58v5915925935965bv5c25c45c55c75cg5f15f35f55f65f75fk5i75i95ia5ib5ic5if5ig5ii5io5lb5le5lg5li5lj5ll5lm5ls5oe5oj
[18:33:53] tttt: Winning this SHUT will also get you a scrable champ badge.
[18:34:21] gavsword: I was just going to make a bowl of soup for them, but w/e
[18:35:02] morningstar: those are the cards we can use gav? if so, I can't play.
[18:35:29] gavsword: Yup, none of the letters B or O
[18:35:45] LongDono: Hey chat
[18:36:01] tttt: Yo, gmasta LD has entered the stage.
[18:36:09] gavsword: Dono! Play SHUT!
[18:36:21] LongDono:No thanks.
[18:36:37] LongDono: I really dont feel like playing atm
[18:36:38] tttt: SNAP
[18:36:59] LongDono: Besides I dont even know the rules for SHIT
[18:37:03] LongDono: SHUT*

[pikachufan2164]

[02:30:43 PM] TimerClock14: Higs speaks the truth.
[02:30:55 PM] willng3: The truth~
[02:31:02 PM] willng3: Shall set you freeeee~
[02:31:03 PM] TimerClock14: The truth is a lie.
[02:31:22 PM] willng3: The truth is cake?
[02:31:36 PM] willng3: Can I haz the truth now?
[02:31:40 PM] tttt: There is no truth. There perspective.
[02:31:47 PM] TimerClock14: "You can't have your cake and eat it too." because the cake is a lie.
[02:32:17 PM] tttt: BUT if you repeat a lie a thousand times, it becomes truth.
[02:32:24 PM] 9270984: the cake is a lie
[02:32:27 PM] tttt: Cake, cake, cake...
[02:32:32 PM] 9270984: but i have cake downstairs
[02:32:35 PM] 9270984: i might go eat some
[02:32:53 PM] TimerClock14: The cake is a lie. The expression "piece of cake" is now deprecated.
[02:32:58 PM] tttt: Downstairs? Sounds like a trap.

[Svenningen]

"[31.05.2011 18:16:36] wylight: wow did youtube just go down?
[31.05.2011 18:16:59] wylight: wait nvm
[31.05.2011 18:18:41] wylight: now i am an artist and composer "

Man, youtube should go down more often, it seem to stop people developing into artists and composers! And they come quickly once youtube is down!


not funny, but I thought it was some nice words!

[31.05.2011 20:27:37] vinvick3714: and Rav, we'll always be a team There's no Old team for us

[Legit]

A collection of quotes I've saved over the years months.

[08:48:30 PM] Kuroaitou: lost to serket since I had no shield 
[08:49:06 PM] YawnChainHow: You got....short-serket'd! */pun*

[06:57:31 PM] Hyroen: Doctors smoke. Priests sin. And you don't always stay in school and avoid drugs. Meh.
[06:57:59 PM] Jangoo: priests sin ... thats a low blow
[06:58:11 PM] coinich: Priests sin, its a fact of life
[06:58:30 PM] plastiqe: priest sins usually are "low blows" : P

[11:19:29 AM] coinich: BatCountry's scarab deck is bugging me
[11:19:55 AM] pikachufan2164: Bad pun, coin

[10:57:56 PM] Nik_V: Anyway the most manly way to get a nymph is by winning tournaments
[10:58:18 PM] Dragoon1140: The most manly way is to seduce the Oracle into giving you Nymphs.
[10:59:11 PM] Malebolgia1113: how do you seduce a shirtless fat man when you are a male nerd?

[10:24:06 PM] guest-8353: I had a good entropy deck, with lots of antimmater. So, I reset to gain eternity, to follow confused girls stratefy

[20:06:45] guest-6018: need 9000 bucks
[20:07:08] guest-6018: for 2x elite eatmonsters and 4x hourglasses. thats my plan.

[01:42:14 PM] Rastafla: JACKPOT! 3 cards from Decay
[01:42:31 PM] jmdt: 8 cock field, lol
[01:42:36 PM] xdude: nice!
[01:42:42 PM] xdude: err, @ cards

[13:28:13] GirlsGeneration: is there any [censored] master who extended the auction
[13:29:01] vinvick3714: I think Kaker did Girls
[13:29:07] vinvick3714: owait never mind
[13:29:11] vinvick3714: that was for Overtime 4
[13:29:38] RootRanger: kaker did Girls?

[18:09:56] Seraph: what happened to kitty? o,O so many people are leaving
[18:10:37] jmdt: kitty is busty too
[18:10:53] coinich: lol
[18:10:59] coinich: busty
[18:11:20] jmdt: busty, lol. Epic typo

The story of SG (kinda long):
[11:28:18] ByAnyOtherName: She is the ebb and flow of all creation.
[11:29:02] ByAnyOtherName: She exists in the life and death of stars
[11:29:40] ByAnyOtherName: For when existence was but a whisper...
[11:30:25] ByAnyOtherName: She spawned....with the first compression of gasses along side her bretheren.
[11:30:49] ByAnyOtherName: her flesh toned by the light a thousand stars.
[11:32:18] ByAnyOtherName: With her mighty breath...she created the first solar wind.
[11:32:46] ByAnyOtherName: as it decimated the stars around her...She bore new life into the world... 
[11:34:52] ByAnyOtherName: Her destruction and creation ultimately landed her with a question...one all sentient beings come upon...
[11:35:08] ByAnyOtherName: "Why?"....
[11:36:05] ByAnyOtherName: This distrought her...Was the meaning of her existence simply to craft the universe as she fit?
[11:36:34] ByAnyOtherName: "NO!" she cried...I will not let this be...
[11:37:24] ByAnyOtherName: "I SIMPLY CAN NOT BE THE ONLY ONE!"...
[11:37:42] ByAnyOtherName: Her fear backed her into a corner....
[11:38:13] ByAnyOtherName: and it just so happened that corner was on the arm of a lowly spiraling galaxy.
[11:39:19] ByAnyOtherName: Out her rage...She forced a hydrogen cloud into a star...one that would burn for billions of years to come.
[11:40:03] ByAnyOtherName: She then took all the remaining gasses....and fused them into 8 planets....but for one....She had a special intent...
[11:40:27] ByAnyOtherName: The story of SG...

[Jenkar]

[02:03:25] ddevans96z: insert, I think it's more of a Zanzarinoula
[02:03:29] chingy: Do I get to control his mind?
[02:03:33] ddevans96z: er...peninsula*

[01:23:07] InsertName: Malignant: You accidentally didn't your speaker?

[Rainbowninja]

[02:03:25] ddevans96z: insert, I think it's more of a Zanzarinoula
[02:03:29] chingy: Do I get to control his mind?
[02:03:33] ddevans96z: er...peninsula*

[01:23:07] InsertName: Malignant: You accidentally didn't your speaker?

Derp. How exactly does the chat filter work?