Epic conversation is epic:
[2011-09-21 19:40:27] jippy99: everyone on my team has submitted a move except for timer
[2011-09-21 19:40:33] jippy99: who i haven't seen in awhile
[2011-09-21 19:40:47] Iman00b8: ‹@jippy99› And whut moves would those be? ^~^
[2011-09-21 19:41:27] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› moving moves
[2011-09-21 19:41:51] Iman00b8: ‹@jippy99› Damn... just as I suspected
[2011-09-21 19:43:43] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› there is also some other stuff, but thats super duper top secret
[2011-09-21 19:44:00] Jocko: :C
[2011-09-21 19:44:05] jippy99: the only way you could find it is to teleport 200000 years into the past
[2011-09-21 19:44:20] Iman00b8: ‹@jippy99› Done.
[2011-09-21 19:44:42] jippy99: where we have brought modern technology and established a large EtG community there
[2011-09-21 19:45:55] Iman00b8: ‹@jippy99› I gravy pulled y'all to me as you traveled
[2011-09-21 19:46:54] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› we have defenses set up against each element, and that is our basic gravity defense
[2011-09-21 19:47:31] Iman00b8: ‹@jippy99› I was already passed those defenses charge!
[2011-09-21 19:48:12] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› specialized time defenses rewinds you back past the defenses
[2011-09-21 19:48:19] Iman00b8: Gravy is the answer to all of life's problems /pun.
[2011-09-21 19:48:40] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› then systematically finds your weakness and destroys you
[2011-09-21 19:49:08] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› you just got pwned
[2011-09-21 19:49:11] Iman00b8: ‹@jippy99› *uses gravy shield* Can't hit me now, biotch!
[2011-09-21 19:49:48] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› gravy shield? how does
[2011-09-21 19:59:44] Iman00b8: *pults back into chat*
[2011-09-21 20:00:25] Iman00b8: And jippy, I won
[2011-09-21 20:01:30] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› you might have won now, but i can just rewind you until i winEating people
[2011-09-21 20:01:37] Iman00b8: Dunderhead.
[2011-09-21 20:01:50] Iman00b8: ‹@jippy99› But I can keep winning until you run out of rewinds
[2011-09-21 20:02:04] jippy99: rewind, precog, repeat
[2011-09-21 20:02:13] jippy99: but i don't
[2011-09-21 20:02:17] Iman00b8: Then you run outta rewinds in about 2 turns, I win.
[2011-09-21 20:02:21] jippy99: so i win indefinitely
[2011-09-21 20:02:26] Iman00b8: Yeah you do :3it out soon
[2011-09-21 20:02:51] Iman00b8: I just throw flying titans at you for a 2 turn win
[2011-09-21 20:03:26] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› i just watched that titan go by in slow-moquestion?
[2011-09-21 20:03:57] jippy99: and then i teleported it 15 seconds into the future right behind you
[2011-09-21 20:03:59] Iman00b8: ‹@jippy99› Yup... you watched the first one fly by, but you forgot about the second... or the third... or the fourth...
[2011-09-21 20:04:40] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› when your a time elemental, you can screw up
[2011-09-21 20:04:50] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› cause you can just go back and change it
[2011-09-21 20:05:17] jippy99: and i have my precogs handy so they are ready for use
[2011-09-21 20:05:28] Iman00b8: I see you've gotten used to screwing up then
[2011-09-21 20:05:50] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› i see you still haven't beaten me
[2011-09-21 20:06:20] Iman00b8: ‹@jippy99› I have, even though you rewinded time, once the current time comes around, and believe me... it will, I will have won
[2011-09-21 20:06:27] Iman00b8: My winning is inevitable... just accept it
[2011-09-21 20:06:29] Iman00b8: Dunderhead.
[2011-09-21 20:06:54] Iman00b8:
[2011-09-21 20:07:14] Iman00b8: :|
[2011-09-21 20:07:17] Iman00b8: D:!
[2011-09-21 20:07:20] Iman00b8: D:<!
[2011-09-21 20:07:21] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› and my delaying/speeding up time to avoid your so called "winning" can go on forever so just accept it
[2011-09-21 20:07:25] jippy99: dunderhead
[2011-09-21 20:07:27] Iman00b8: D:|! <--- Yeah, a unibrow
[2011-09-21 20:07:53] Iman00b8: ‹@jippy99› So you admit that I won and the only way to avoid it is make that moment in time never happen?
[2011-09-21 20:07:55] Iman00b8: Dunderface.
[2011-09-21 20:08:26] Iman00b8: Bah... kind-hearted soul?
[2011-09-21 20:08:28] jippy99: and i can always beat you because i have one last option that you don't and probably won't ever have
[2011-09-21 20:08:50] Iman00b8: ‹@jippy99› I have Chimera... I win.
[2011-09-21 20:08:57] Iman00b8: OTK = Dead Time
[2011-09-21 20:09:50] jippy99: no, I'm just proving that even if you supposedly "win", which I'm not saying you are, that i can still beat you
[2011-09-21 20:10:04] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› see, you just lost there
[2011-09-21 20:10:16] jippy99: [20:09:16] Iman00b8: :3 Time to make meh profile thingy then
[2011-09-21 20:10:21] Iman00b8:
I didn't lose
[2011-09-21 20:10:24] jippy99: key word: TIME
[2011-09-21 20:10:33] Iman00b8: I just know that Napalm will beat me if I don't
[2011-09-21 20:10:36] Iman00b8: And not in the losing way
[2011-09-21 20:10:48] jippy99: i could just stop time all around you and leave you stuck there if i want
[2011-09-21 20:10:50] Iman00b8: *shudders from being beaten*
[2011-09-21 20:11:04] Iman00b8: ‹@jippy99› Except I'd just Momentum my way passed it :3
[2011-09-21 20:11:28] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› and i have a bancupcake given to my by the gravy master
[2011-09-21 20:11:38] jippy99: bancupcake>chimera
[2011-09-21 20:11:46] Iman00b8: :3
[2011-09-21 20:11:59] Iman00b8: I have a Otyugh... Otyugh>Bancupcake
[2011-09-21 20:12:05] Iman00b8: Otyugh noms bancupcake!
[2011-09-21 20:12:05] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› except i just rewound you
[2011-09-21 20:12:08] Iman00b8: It's super effective!
[2011-09-21 20:12:15] Iman00b8: Damn.
[2011-09-21 20:12:21] ~Napalm:
[2011-09-21 20:12:26] Iman00b8: Well I just rewound your rewind... plot twist!?
[2011-09-21 20:12:31] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› otys can nom 1 bancupcake, then they diean essay for you.
[2011-09-21 20:12:58] Iman00b8: Good thing I have 59 Oty's left >
[2011-09-21 20:13:02] jippy99: and to simplify things, i could just ban you
[2011-09-21 20:13:06] Iman00b8: >
**
[2011-09-21 20:13:09] Iman00b8: Erm
[2011-09-21 20:13:13] jippy99: what would you do about it?
[2011-09-21 20:13:25] Iman00b8: But Time has no PC, so no you can't
[2011-09-21 20:13:31] jippy99: PWNED!!!!
[2011-09-21 20:13:32] Iman00b8: i would... cry
[2011-09-21 20:13:39] Iman00b8: Twice.
[2011-09-21 20:13:52] Iman00b8: But that's 'cause I wanted to nom the cupcake :3
[2011-09-21 20:13:52] jippy99: really now, want me to prove it?
[2011-09-21 20:14:01] Iman00b8: *throws marshmallow at jippy's head*
[2011-09-21 20:14:03] Iman00b8: *headshot!*
[2011-09-21 20:14:10] jippy99: you can nom the cupcake, i'll give you a whole batch free
[2011-09-21 20:14:10] Iman00b8:
Jippy umadbro? :3
[2011-09-21 20:14:14] Iman00b8:
[2011-09-21 20:14:33] jippy99: *precog'd the throw, speeds up and dodges it*
[2011-09-21 20:14:34] Iman00b8: *scampers away*
[2011-09-21 20:14:59] Iman00b8: *scampers away to use 6 titans, 6 flying titans, 6 catapults, 1 win.
[2011-09-21 20:15:00] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› this battle shall continue later, for i must study
[2011-09-21 20:15:13] Iman00b8: Haw jippy,,, i win?
[2011-09-21 20:15:17] Iman00b8:
[2011-09-21 20:15:31] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› nah, i got a big test tomorrow
[2011-09-21 20:15:56] Iman00b8: Bah I've heard that excuse Jippy... same with "I have to sort my bookmarks"
[2011-09-21 20:16:16] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› want me to show you?
[2011-09-21 20:16:20] Iman00b8: Bah
[2011-09-21 20:17:45] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› i have a link proving i have a test tomorrow, wanna see it?
[2011-09-21 20:18:14] Iman00b8: o
[2011-09-21 20:18:18] Iman00b8:
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[2011-09-21 20:18:27] jippy99: CAPWNED!
[2011-09-21 20:19:14] jippy99: study time! Bbl
[2011-09-21 20:37:22] Iman00b8:
Jippy lied to me... he didn't post our epic convo in WPSIC
[2011-09-21 20:40:41] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› i did not lie to you, i suggested that one of us post
[2011-09-21 20:40:52] jippy99: *back to studying*
[2011-09-21 20:41:02] Iman00b8: ‹@jippy99› And that means you
. And when the f*** did you get back?
[2011-09-21 20:41:35] jippy99: ‹@Iman00b8› i needed to check something about the test on my computer and chat was opened
[2011-09-21 20:41:50] Iman00b8: :3
[2011-09-21 20:41:56] Iman00b8: Or you were stalking me ~.~
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