What People Say in Chat

[ZergKing]

who do yo uthink censored is?

[ZergKing]

[15:13:17] TimerClock14: When you're getting pummeled by a photon and you can't do a thing about it, you don't throw a fit, you take it. And you take it like a boss.
[15:13:51] Bloom: Photon ftw.
[15:15:02] TimerClock14: When life gives you lemons, you eat them.
[15:15:16] Salbei: life is such a b*tch
[15:15:22] Zerg King: no you make orange juice
[15:15:23] Bloom: actually, i make lemon water with a dash of sugar inside
[15:15:51] Zerg King: no you make orange juice
[15:16:12] Terroking: Or you could transform the lemons, and create a being of such lemon-strosity that the likes of fish has never seen
[15:16:14] Bloom: i dont like orange juice though
[15:16:27] TimerClock14: Lmao, terro.

[aigel]

[01:27:05] jaymanfu: you can get a box of 6 at the dollar store ;x
[01:27:23] jaymanfu: oregon dollar store is a dollar since we dont have sales tax
[01:27:28] Ekatah: Pretzels come in boxes?
[01:27:38] guest-9764: What are pretzels?
[01:27:46] hydrate: ya i got a box of 24 from sams club
[01:27:46] jaymanfu: ya
[01:27:55] Ekatah: Knotted bread sticks.
[01:28:00] hydrate: it comes with a package of cinamon and a package of pretzel salt
[01:28:09] jaymanfu: with salt
[01:28:12] Ekatah: My bakery sells pretzels at £1.50 each. :|
[01:28:56] aigel: i buy the big box of 6 pretzels with salt
[01:29:13] guest-9764: Sounds weird...
[01:29:19] Ekatah: Plus, I don't like salt anyway. Or Pretzels.
[01:29:31] aigel: why? do you not like bread?
[01:29:48] guest-9764: Pretzel obviously isn't bread

u gotta love them there pretzelz!!

[Jaymanfu]

so good!

[Mithcairion]

[01:31:19 AM] RootRanger: and at first glance it seems overpillared
[01:31:57 AM] RootRanger: but flying titans is fun ;0
[01:32:04 AM] kirchj33: Holy shitballs, I'm so drunk even my dog is snorting at me.
[01:32:11 AM] RootRanger: oh wow...that was a fail smiley...it's supposed to be
[01:32:11 AM] crazycombo: When you spawn 3 titans with overdrive you win
[01:32:17 AM] RootRanger: lolwhat?

Well said, Root, well said.

[Jenkar]

[02:50:59] ~Napalm: Yes but..
[02:51:03] ~Napalm: I can still get more relics!
[02:51:10] ~Napalm: I wanted to make 40
[02:51:17] willng3: No buts!
[02:51:22] willng3: But butts are fine.
[02:51:28] willng3: Actually butts are more than fine.

[Mithcairion]

[07:50:13 PM] LongDono: I would take a $400 anything and love it, even poop, jmdt should date me.
[07:50:58 PM] coinich: I would take $400, but not a $400 poop
[07:51:41 PM] coinich: unless of course I was paid $400 to poop...
[07:51:49 PM] coinich: but that hasn't happened in months

To steal a line from Bill Simmons: Yup, these are our elementalists.

[Bhlewos]

The merits of moosing.

[05:22:10] Higurashi: If a person truly wants to be moose, his peers should respect his wishes and call him moose.
[05:22:35] Higurashi: He might not physically be moose, but damn if he can't be moose in every other way.
[05:23:10] Chromatophore: I'm not going to give a lot of credibility to every tom Zanzarino and harry who gives himself a moose-name. He's really gotta sell it, be able to do a moose call wear antlers in public etc
[05:23:34] Higurashi: That's reasonable.
[05:24:47] Higurashi: I can't believe I used "reasonable" in this context.

(no equivalent for Higs's chat color here so forgive the inaccuracy)

[Jenkar]

[10:48:29] guest-6333: And the creator of elements is Zanzarino.
[10:48:56] guest-6333: (Yes, I used the word filter to type it. I'm lazy.) 3:

[Svenningen]

[15.07.2011 03:28:17] willng3: .
[15.07.2011 03:29:05] Svenningen: ..
[15.07.2011 03:30:15] coinich: ...
[15.07.2011 03:31:06] Akimbo: ....

[Bhlewos]

[00:07:52] 9270984: i dont get high because i dont have many upped cards

[johannhowitzer]

[00:07:52] 9270984: i dont get high because i dont have many upped cards

Fresh accounts: my anti-drug.