What People Say In Chat - Part 3

[CleanOnion]

[andretimpa]

[17:37:06] • Espithel snorts Clean0nion

[CactusKing]

Now, this series of quotes was from Kong chat, not blab, but is still about elements and reasonably funny so here you go:

Spoiler for the elements roast-off:

JUN 29 - 5:24PM
altirisyndon: You so dumb you couldn't beat an NaN deck.
CactusKing: ooft
altirisyndon: a 0/1 otyugh could eat you.
CactusKing: a phase salvager could beat you
altirisyndon: Your opponent doesn't need to boost a voodoo doll to destroy you.
CactusKing: you could drink antimatter to get stronger
altirisyndon: Purple Nymph antimattered your intelligence, it was the first time ever it's been positive, which is impressive because you can't have negative IQ
CactusKing: you're so fat armagio uses you as a shield
altirisyndon: When Schroedinger's cat is around you it chooses to be dead.
altirisyndon: ouch.
altirisyndon: You so ugly Otyugh refused to eat you.
altirisyndon: You so nasty parasite chose to suck on itself.
Shrimpy03: You so fat, no matter what your mark is, it's always gravity.
altirisyndon: You got lobotomized and nothing changed.
CactusKing: you got aflatoxined and the amount of cancer in your brain decreased
altirisyndon: You so ugly, you're the new print for nightmare.
CactusKing: when you died my vulture lost 1|1
altirisyndon: You have two white life gain cards just so you can say Sanctuary, Sanctuary.
CactusKing: I hit you with discord and you became more organised
altirisyndon: Even without imortality nothing touches you.
CactusKing: The fallen elf treatment made you more attractive
altirisyndon: Mummy saw you and wrapped itself back up.
Shrimpy03: Mummy spawns one of you every turn.
CactusKing: Ghost of the past tried to discard you
altirisyndon: You wanted to get out a shortbow, but got on the short bus instead.
CactusKing: you have a short sword
altirisyndon: That's not what she said.
CactusKing: who? the otyugh?
altirisyndon: no her mamma.
CactusKing: you're so ugly you turn an earth nymph into a shreiker
altirisyndon: Spark came back just to hit you again.

[andretimpa]

Canadians are polite

[Linkcat]

[Naii_the_Baf]

This is why you avoid copypasta slipups, people.

Spoiler for Hidden:

[Herden5]

[iancudorinmarian]

[21:19:27] ‹DoctorC› It's okay, at least you're not surrounded by multiplying cocks

[Herden5]

[Espithel]

[08:02:42] ‹Vineroz› if you ask me...it looks more like a piece of poop than a dildo...
[08:08:57] ‹CactusKing› ‹@Vineroz› So it's a vibrating piece of poop?
[08:09:44] ‹Vineroz› too much wishful thinking -_-

Context is sin

[DoctorC]

[17:13:31] Zyardran [»] DoctorC: I hunger for the souls of the noobs, muahahahahah

[andretimpa]

[14:15:21] ‹Espithel› Inb4 something that's not that funny goes into WPSIC