What People Say In Chat - Part 3

[Naii_the_Baf]

CleanOnion, having a casual conversation with my sister on Google Drawings.
Context: Clean drew a satanic star in Google Drawings.

Spoiler for Satanic talk:

Naii’s Sister: This is a satanic star. The devil is with us.
CleanOnion: That is correct
Naii’s Sister: Say hi to satan when you see him. It’s nice to sell your soul
CleanOnion: Me and Satan haven’t really spoken since we broke up
Naii’s Sis: I know that. He left you for me
CleanOnion: ...you might want to get checked for rabies
Sis: I’ve done it, I got positive. You also have rabies, don’t hide it, I know it :ninja:
Clean: Of course I have rabies, I’m the one who gave them to Satan
it was a birthday present
Sis: How considerate, Satan thanks you
Clean: Tell Satan I still have some of his Nazi teeth that he used to collect. Does he want me to mail them to him?
Sis: No, he doesn’t need them. I already got God’s teeth and gave them to him
Clean: But he spent so long painting these :’(
Sis: There’s nothing more beautiful than God’s Teeth, you don’t have to. Also, there’s nothing more blessed than to paint God’s Teeth
Clean: That may be true but based on my experience of painting God, he doesn’t like it very much
Sis: That’s the most fun part about it
Clean: You make a compelling argument
Sis: Yeah, of course. That’s why Satan chose me over you
Clean: Fair enough
Sis: It was nice to chat with you. I like you, now I know why satan chose you once
Clean: Nice talking to you too. I don’t like you. It’s the chin, sorry. Have you considered surgery?
Sis: No, I actually like it like this. So, I’ll put your opinion in the trash can. But don’t worry, I recommend you to change your whole face. And that is more than one surgery, if you want to talk to other people and not just Satan.
Clean: Please make sure my opinion doesn’t disturb your dignity on the way into the trash can. HEY I’ll have you know I talk to several demons. There’s Satan, Caepernicus, Tim and Allotoxicus
Sis: You can talk to several demons, but you’ll never have such an awesome pet as me: Cerberus
Clean: I always preferred Stan to Satan anyway.
Sis: Doesn’t matter. I enjoy talking with you. Also, Satan’s true name is Rafael
Clean: Me calling him Rachel was part of the reason for the breakup
Naii: I'm WPSIGD'ing this XD

[andretimpa]

Onion M.D.

[21:55:44] ‹ddevans96› this is the least hungry I've been in months
[21:56:46] ‹CleanOnion› ‹@ddevans96› Have you recently consumed food or did you remove the nerve endings?
[21:57:17] ‹ddevans96› ‹@CleanOnion› what
[21:57:33] ‹CleanOnion› ‹@ddevans96› you said a thing about hunger
[21:58:00] ‹ddevans96› it's neither, I'm just not hungry today
[21:58:16] ‹CleanOnion› nerve endings then

[14:06:38] ‹Absol› oh god my love alexandra is top silver with mummy deck
[14:07:00] ‹Absol› my love for you is eternal just like this preserved body

[godisnowonline]

If i get arrested i regret nothing.
[13:26:32] ‹Zyardran› Hey stupid asses kys
[13:26:55] ‹worldwideweb3› ‹@Zyardran› uhoh
[13:27:10] ‹godisnowonline› ‹@Zyardran› o.o\
[13:27:17] ‹Zyardran› what are you gonna do about it
[13:27:35] ‹godisnowonline› who is on zyas account and do they really want to get their ass kicked for fucking with her?
[13:28:00] ‹worldwideweb3› lel
[13:28:07] ‹Zyardran› huh.
[13:28:27] ‹Zyardran› what is this even?
[13:28:37] ‹godisnowonline› ‹@Zyardran› i asked if you want to get your ass beaten for fucking with her
[13:28:41] ‹Zyardran› ive never been on this website before
[13:28:48] ‹worldwideweb3› ‹@Zyardran› did you steal zya's phone?
[13:29:00] ‹worldwideweb3› bad person! give it back or we will find you
[13:29:02] ‹godisnowonline› I'm more than happy to cut a bitch for discute.
[13:29:06] ‹Zyardran› no it's on a tablet
[13:29:08] ‹worldwideweb3› we can trace your ip, and get to you easuly.
[13:29:11] ‹worldwideweb3› oh
[13:29:12] ‹Zyardran› lol
[13:29:17] ‹worldwideweb3› welp, silly zya XD
[13:29:17] ‹Zyardran› ok
[13:29:23] ‹worldwideweb3› also, you should log off
[13:29:31] ‹worldwideweb3› seeing other people's private stuff isnt good
[13:29:36] ‹Zyardran› go for it it's a school tablet dumbass
[13:29:52] Zyardran left.
[13:29:51] ‹Zyardran› fucking weebs
[13:30:02] ‹godisnowonline› I'll just shoot up a school.

Zya forgot to log off and someone tried getting her banned

[andretimpa]

[14:30:31] ‹Absol› inb4 it's real zyardran
[14:30:50] ‹Absol› fucking normies
[14:31:31] ‹Espithel› She finally revealed that she is in fact an ethnic kekistani being oppressed
[14:31:33] ‹Espithel› She just had to
[14:31:37] ‹Espithel› She just had to let it all out

If i get arrested i regret nothing.
[13:26:32] ‹Zyardran› Hey stupid asses kys
[13:26:55] ‹worldwideweb3› ‹@Zyardran› uhoh
[13:27:10] ‹godisnowonline› ‹@Zyardran› o.o\
[13:27:17] ‹Zyardran› what are you gonna do about it
[13:27:35] ‹godisnowonline› who is on zyas account and do they really want to get their ass kicked for fucking with her?
[13:28:00] ‹worldwideweb3› lel
[13:28:07] ‹Zyardran› huh.
[13:28:27] ‹Zyardran› what is this even?
[13:28:37] ‹godisnowonline› ‹@Zyardran› i asked if you want to get your ass beaten for fucking with her
[13:28:41] ‹Zyardran› ive never been on this website before
[13:28:48] ‹worldwideweb3› ‹@Zyardran› did you steal zya's phone?
[13:29:00] ‹worldwideweb3› bad person! give it back or we will find you
[13:29:02] ‹godisnowonline› I'm more than happy to cut a bitch for discute.
[13:29:06] ‹Zyardran› no it's on a tablet
[13:29:08] ‹worldwideweb3› we can trace your ip, and get to you easuly.
[13:29:11] ‹worldwideweb3› oh
[13:29:12] ‹Zyardran› lol
[13:29:17] ‹worldwideweb3› welp, silly zya XD
[13:29:17] ‹Zyardran› ok
[13:29:23] ‹worldwideweb3› also, you should log off
[13:29:31] ‹worldwideweb3› seeing other people's private stuff isnt good
[13:29:36] ‹Zyardran› go for it it's a school tablet dumbass
[13:29:52] Zyardran left.
[13:29:51] ‹Zyardran› fucking weebs
[13:30:02] ‹godisnowonline› I'll just shoot up a school.

Zya forgot to log off and someone tried getting her banned

[Absol]

[04:45:08 PM] ‹TheonlyrealBeef› Master titles are nice and all, but the queen title is still up for grabs.
[04:49:45 PM] ‹TheonlyrealBeef› The title of drama queen, to be precise
[04:51:12 PM] ‹worldwideweb3› ‹@iancudorinmarian› the post was fine. If that was harsh, then people havent seen some of the previous trial questions XD
[04:59:52 PM] ‹dawn_to_dusk› Today in news, current Entropy Master iancudorinmarian has come under fire for some comments made in a Trials topic
[04:59:55 PM] ‹dawn_to_dusk› HAhaHa
[05:00:00 PM] ‹dawn_to_dusk› I am hilarious
[05:00:16 PM] ‹dawn_to_dusk› Get it
[05:00:19 PM] ‹dawn_to_dusk› Under
[05:00:20 PM] ‹dawn_to_dusk› Fire
[05:00:33 PM] ‹worldwideweb3›
[05:00:50 PM] ‹dawn_to_dusk› ‹@worldwideweb3› You laughed on the inside
[05:02:23 PM] ‹kaempfer13›

[Ryli]

Already thoughtof that pun, but I didn't say it because I knew this wiuld be te response. Not only are you as not funny as me, you're slow.

[Espithel]

[antiaverage]

DoctorC: Why are all my cards cum stained?

[DoctorC]

DoctorC: Why are all my cards cum stained?

They really were though =P

[CactusKing]

[14:56:28] ‹Lunaris› Night everyone
[14:56:40] ‹CactusKing› but you just got here!
[14:56:45] ‹CactusKing› </3
[14:56:51] ‹Lunaris› But I'm tired and going hiking tomorrow
[14:56:55] ‹godisnowonline› Gino is moved into his parents and has no idea what tomorrow will bring besides an urge to day drink.
[14:57:26] ‹ValerianFlame› ‹@CactusKing› l3l bo1111 u got pr4nked hard m8 i bet u d1dn"t see TH4T comin' bo1111
[14:57:42] ‹ValerianFlame› Git shr3kt
[14:57:47] ‹CactusKing› why does this happen to me...
[14:57:48] ‹Lunaris› ‹@ValerianFlame› I literally just felt my IQ drop

[andretimpa]

[10:50:54] ‹Vineroz› oh...officially 8 years now are we
[10:52:17] ‹JonathanCrazyJ› s
[10:52:43] ‹Vineroz› time airs?
[10:52:50] ‹Fippe94› ‹@JonathanCrazyJ› infinity airs?
[10:52:52] ‹Fippe94›
[10:52:56] ‹Vineroz› infinity wings?
[10:53:04] ‹Basman-1453› ‹@Vineroz› Endless wongs?

[21:07:06] ‹Physsion› ‹@JonathanCrazyJ› in response to your cabbage bunny, I went to a Japanese restaurant a few weeks ago, and had a dish of crunchy cabbage served with some kind of mysteriously delicious mayo
[21:07:21] ‹Physsion› it was the most delicious thing I ordered in that place
[21:08:14] ‹JonathanCrazyJ› ‹@Physsion› not a fan of mayo i do like cabbage to be fair
[21:10:55] ‹Ryli› Cabbage is awful.
[21:11:15] ‹Physsion› Ryli is awful
[21:11:40] ‹Ryli› I know, but cabbage still is too.
[21:12:54] ‹Ryli› If I wanted to eat leaves I'd climb a tree and take a bite off the branches.

[15:04:53] ‹iancudorinmarian› My decks are either complete crap or genius. Not sure which.

[CactusKing]

[11:48:52] ‹Kuroaitou› ‹@antiaverage› Side note - is there a reason why the PM screen for chat won't completely load up with the person's avatar?
[11:49:05] ‹antiaverage› oh geez
[11:49:19] ‹Ryli› ‹@Kuroaitou› chat's broken. History doesn't work either
[11:49:20] ‹Solaris› ‹@Kuroaitou› 504 Gateway error IIRC, something broke when WebFaction migrated our site to a new server
[11:50:04] Jenkar joined.
[11:49:56] ‹Kuroaitou› D:
[11:49:57] ‹antiaverage› something is still broken?
[11:50:37] ‹Kuroaitou› ‹@Solaris› GRAB YO PITCHFORKS AGAINST WEBFACTION DEN
[11:50:54] • Solaris puts his pitchfork in his pants.
[11:50:55] ‹Zyardran› ‹@Kuroaitou› will my flamethrower do?
[11:51:05] ‹Kuroaitou› ‹@Zyardran› yas
[11:51:11] ‹antiaverage› yeah, we really need to move to digital ocean, wish I had more time lately for that
[11:51:15] ‹Zyardran› yasss
[11:51:19] ‹Kuroaitou› ‹@antiaverage› No worries
[11:51:27] ‹Zyardran› ‹@antiaverage› can I help in some way?
[11:51:27] ‹Kuroaitou› I thought someone was hacking our shiz
[11:51:28] • CactusKing removes pitchfork from pants
[11:51:35] ‹Zyardran› (been looking forward to that for a while)