What People Say In Chat - Part 3

[1011686]

Spoiler for Hidden:

[2016-01-02 17:13:19] Captain_Scibra: HEY CHAT.
[2016-01-02 17:14:31] Arum: Yay it's scriba
[2016-01-02 17:14:36] Arum: More math!
[2016-01-02 17:15:46] dawn_to_dusk: Math spam is not fun
[2016-01-02 17:17:13] Arum: @dawn_to_dusk Math is good. You're boring.

Isnt math fun?

[2016-01-02 17:21:31] Captain_Scibra: `a=b`
[2016-01-02 17:21:50] Captain_Scibra: `a^2=b^2`
[2016-01-02 17:22:32] Captain_Scibra: `0=b^2-a^2`
[2016-01-02 17:22:55] Captain_Scibra: `0/(a-b)=a+b`
[2016-01-02 17:23:00] 1011686: oh, i know this proof! i think
[2016-01-02 17:23:04] 1011686: but
[2016-01-02 17:23:11] 1011686: there is a problem
[2016-01-02 17:23:22] 1011686: a - b = 0
[2016-01-02 17:23:35] 1011686: so you just devided by zero
[2016-01-02 17:23:43] Captain_Scibra: Exactly.

Potatoes!

[2016-01-02 17:29:00] kirbylover314: You have no potatoes and 8 people, you give each person a potato, how many do they have
[2016-01-02 17:29:11] kirbylover314: Answer: 0 potatoes
[2016-01-02 17:29:14] Arum: Mhmm
[2016-01-02 17:29:19] Arum: However, you have to be careful
[2016-01-02 17:29:34] Arum: My brother ended up breaking his brain because he invented a new measurement called a "nothing"
[2016-01-02 17:29:37] seulintse: I asked google, it gave me error X)

This is going on a bit...

[2016-01-02 17:45:16] Arum: You can't multiply numbers and get zero.
[2016-01-02 17:45:21] Arum: EXCEPT 0.
[2016-01-02 17:45:24] 1011686: well
[2016-01-02 17:45:38] 1011686: you cant multiply numbers and get infinity
[2016-01-02 17:45:46] Arum: You can though
[2016-01-02 17:45:50] 1011686: EXCEPT infinity
[2016-01-02 17:45:54] Arum: You just keep multiplying by them
[2016-01-02 17:45:56] 1011686: no you cant
[2016-01-02 17:46:10] Zawadx: @1011686 @Arum Stop, please

Its getting tense...

[2016-01-02 18:02:56] Arum: If pi equals circumference divided by diameter, and diameter is the length of the circle's bisector, and circumference is the measure of the circle's edge, then the measure of the circle's edge divided by the circle's bisector equals pi
[2016-01-02 18:04:01] 1011686: ‹@Arum› if you gave that to someone on a piece of paper, they wouldnt work it out
[2016-01-02 18:04:52] Arum: They could, 1011, if I handed them paper WITH THOSE INSTRUCTIONS.
[2016-01-02 18:05:07] 1011686: nope
Its a long one
[2016-01-02 18:05:21] 1011686: theyed have to make their own circle
[2016-01-02 18:05:22] Arum: You're literally telling me that if I wrote down how to make a pb&j on paper and handed it to someone

It was bound to happen

[2016-01-02 18:22:50] Zawadx: BUT perfect measurement is an infinite series in itself
[2016-01-02 18:23:01] Zawadx: ‹@Arum› ‹@1011686› so you're both right, YAY!
[2016-01-02 18:23:14] Arum: /me viviously murders everyone
[2016-01-02 18:23:20] Arum: THere can only be one.
[2016-01-02 18:23:28] 1011686: any way, a^2 + b^2 = 1 isnt a complete formula, -ACK

[2016-01-02 18:51:29] 1011686: I just checked, we spent about 1 hour 24 minutes talking about math

[dawn to dusk]

6 hours prior to that, there was a 4 hour discussion on maths

Please just stop...

[Zyardran]

Spoiler for Pitchforks!:

[11:54:20] Treldon joined.
[11:54:19] ‹Schadel› ;-;
[11:55:08] MegroN and Treldon left.
[11:55:22] ‹Discord› ‹@Treldon› damnit Treld..
[11:55:25] ‹Discord› get in heree
[11:55:40] • Basman-1453 brings a cupp of iced tea int the Blab.
[11:55:43] ‹Basman-1453› //intp
[11:55:45] ‹Basman-1453› //into
[11:55:49] ‹Basman-1453› dangit XP
[11:55:57] • Discord holds up a sign saying "we want leagues"
[11:55:58] ‹Basman-1453› ahh forget it
[11:56:12] • Basman-1453 brings a cup of iced tea into the Blab.
[11:56:21] • dracomageat asks bass if he's sure it's not hot coffee
[11:56:54] ‹DoubleCapitals› we still sell pitchforks!
[11:56:55] ‹Basman-1453› ‹@dracomageat› Certainly iced tea. I do enjoy iced coffee at mornings, though
[11:57:23] ‹Discord› ‹@DoubleCapitals› How much?
[11:58:55] ‹DoubleCapitals› 45 !
[11:59:10] MeowMeowCat joined.
[11:59:14] ‹Discord› i'll take one
[11:59:22] ‹MeowMeowCat› ----E
[11:59:40] ‹MeowMeowCat› American pitchforks
[11:59:57] ‹Discord› lol
[12:00:02] Linkcat joined.
[12:00:15] ‹MeowMeowCat› ----F Discount pitchforks
[12:00:20] ‹Discord› hey link
[12:00:25] • Discord hugs Linkcat
[12:00:33] Linkcat left.
[12:00:47] ‹MeowMeowCat› ----£ Foreign pitchforks?
[12:00:47] ‹Basman-1453› ----C Is this even a pitchfork?
[12:01:09] ‹Basman-1453› ----D ... nope, mate, that's a spade
[12:01:36] Guest-Photon-7e9be joined.
[12:01:40] ‹DoubleCapitals› ---= tuning forks
[12:01:50] ‹dracomageat› ‹@MeowMeowCat› lol
[12:02:11] ‹dracomageat› also lol at the new captain
[12:03:56] ‹Schadel› ‹@MeowMeowCat› That foreign pitchfork is giving me ocd on like 3 different levels
[12:04:14] ‹Schadel› I can accept the discount one, but the squiggle pitchfork mocks me
[12:04:24] ‹MeowMeowCat› ‹@Schadel› Good
[12:04:33] ‹MeowMeowCat›
[12:05:01] ‹MeowMeowCat› ----€ Four pronged pitchfork!
[12:05:41] ‹dracomageat› ----♦ Spiked railings :p
[12:05:48] Zawadx left.
[12:06:45] ‹Basman-1453› ----V A freakin' poleaxe :v

[Arum]

[andretimpa]

Why am I not surprised?

[17:37:14] ‹Guest-PhaseRecluse-15ccc› Hello
[17:37:42] ‹Guest-PhaseRecluse-15ccc› I have a question
[17:38:28] ‹Guest-PhaseRecluse-15ccc› what is the best element?
[17:38:47] ‹CleanOnion› Surprise

[Basman-1453]

Because surprise, alone, is not enough. You'll need three more things: fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, a nice red uniform-oh wait, that's four ...

[Timdood3]

[Solaris]

I love how my late night hotpocket escapades somehow make it into here.

[Linkcat]

[03:11:28] Guest-Dragonfly-c2ebc: i tah genie
[03:11:35] skyironsword: ...
[03:11:37] Guest-Dragonfly-c2ebc: i haz 3 wish
[03:11:51] Guest-Dragonfly-c2ebc: ho want da wizh
[03:12:06] dawn_to_dusk: I wish for a banhammer
[03:13:25] Guest-Dragonfly-c2ebc: ‹@dawn_to_dusk› Congratulation! you have acheived a wombat!
[03:13:48] Guest-Dragonfly-c2ebc: ‹@dawn_to_dusk› Please go to your nearest department store to register your wombat.

This might be my favorite guest ever.

[andretimpa]

[20:40:01] ‹Kuroaitou› Coffee
[20:41:08] ‹Coffeeditto› Calm down, Kuro
[20:41:24] • Submachine hugs Coffeeditto
[20:41:34] ‹Coffeeditto› jesus christ
[20:41:41] ‹Coffeeditto› you all really like riding my ass, yeah?
[20:42:16] ‹Submachine› I should have started with a brofist
[20:42:42] ‹dracomageat› because fisting him is so much better than riding him...

[Fippe94]

[00:57:00] ‹MeowMeowCat› So, you AREN'T confirmed Zilean, aren't even confirmed Blue, and you can't confirm me. I think it'd be really silly to believe you.
[00:57:37] ‹UTAlan› ‹@MeowMeowCat› Except nobody counter-claimed Zilean
[00:58:06] ‹UTAlan› so no, he isn't confirmed, but if he is mafia and the real Zilean hasn't spoken up by now, that's on them
[00:58:09] ‹Linkcat› Every player has been active and had their chance.
[00:58:11] ‹MeowMeowCat› ‹@UTAlan› AFK players. Anyone who claimed Zilean after the "timer" was up, and people roleclaimed, would look silly.
[00:58:22] ‹UTAlan› no
[00:58:28] ‹Kuroaitou› But MMC...
[00:58:39] ‹Kuroaitou› Who hasn't been active?
[00:58:42] ‹UTAlan› if I was afk for that whole time and role claims were already sent, I'd say, "Uh guys, sorry I was afk, but Link is mafia b/c I'm Zilean"
[00:58:54] ‹Fippe94› If there was another real Zilean, he would want to say that even if he missed any deadline
[00:58:59] ‹Fippe94› unless he wants to lose
[00:58:59] ‹MeowMeowCat› ‹@UTAlan› would people believe you?
[00:59:02] ‹UTAlan› rather than sit back and watch mafia win
[00:59:16] ‹Fippe94› ‹@MeowMeowCat› why does that matter?
[00:59:29] ‹Fippe94› You would obviously try if you are the real zilean
[00:59:34] ‹UTAlan› inb4 mmc claims zilean
[00:59:43] ‹Kuroaitou› lulz
[00:59:43] ‹MeowMeowCat› kek
[00:59:49] ‹Fippe94› that would be amazing

Cue this post: http://elementscommunity.org/forum/forum-games/elements-mafia-55-by-coffeeditto/msg1220413/#msg1220413

[andretimpa]

[13:13:28] ‹Kuroaitou› *Sigh* I guess my swallow deck isn't holding up anymore
[13:19:56] ‹UTAlan› ‹@Kuroaitou› do you find that hard to swallow?
[13:20:07] ‹Kuroaitou› X_x

* rimshot *