What People Say In Chat - Part 3

[Naesala]

Casual stabbing is my job! GTFO

[andretimpa]

[14:57:01] • iancudorinmarian kicks the nuts in the vagman13!
[14:58:57] ‹vagman13› ‹@iancudorinmarian› your sir , are a creppy internet pervert and I don't want to have anthing todo with such people as yourself

[21:06:01] ‹CleanOnion› ‹@skyironsword› Coke is a great, healthy substitute for any variety of nutrition!
[21:06:33] ‹skyironsword› I think I prefer soda over drugs

[Submachine]

This might be long, so make sure you have some free time before engaging in the story:

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[Solaris]

Spoiler for Elements Blackjack is taken seriously around these parts:

[22:29:01] ‹MeowMeowCat›
(2d13) 5 + 10 = 15
[22:29:09] ‹MeowMeowCat› ...yolo
[22:29:12] ‹MeowMeowCat›
(1d13) 6 = 6
[22:29:18] ‹MeowMeowCat› noobs
[22:29:25] ‹MeowMeowCat› 21
[22:29:31] ‹Khaleesi› SCREW YOU
[22:29:35] ‹Khaleesi› MISERABLE FELINE

[Linkcat]

I know you all love me.

[andretimpa]

Merry christmas

[21:28:03] ‹Dm› ‹@MeowMeowCat› If you need to be online just give me your User and Pass and I'll log in for ya. /sneak
[21:31:17] ‹MeowMeowCat› ‹@Dm› lel

[22:12:52] ‹worldwideweb3› Christmas is over here
[22:14:53] ‹kirbylover314› TIL www is a Christmas dealer
[22:14:56] ‹Physsion› "I've got a whole bunch of presents in the back of my van..."
[22:15:46] ‹vrt› Hah fuck that, I'm getting a fire going, Home Alone playing, booze ready and then I go paint some goblins
[22:16:01] ‹vrt› Christmas is gonna last as long as I damn well want it to
[22:16:13] ‹worldwideweb3› Want christmas tree? want turkey? want gifts? want booze? come over here!

Spoiler for www's true identity:

[22:16:34] ‹Khaleesi› O: pedo phys in action
[22:17:16] ‹Physsion› Always on the hunt
[22:17:42] ‹vrt› How do you think they find the elves?

[22:18:39] ‹Physsion› Some parents get upset when I say I want to show their kids my big red sack
[22:18:52] ‹Physsion› I turn around to put on my Santa outfit and get their Christmas gifts, but when I turn back they've fled
[22:18:54] ‹Khaleesi› o_O
[22:19:56] ‹andretimpa› ‹@Physsion› at least they don't turn into cops
[22:20:03] ‹andretimpa› I hate when that happens
[22:20:28] ‹Physsion› ‹@andretimpa› right? they're so quick to judge!

[22:23:39] ‹MeowMeowCat› ‹@Physsion› you can be my santa, and I'll sit on your lap

[godofdeath500]

'Nuff said.

[16:56:12] MeowMeowCat joined.
[16:57:07] ‹MeowMeowCat› TIL how to blow $200 in 10 minutes
[16:57:42] ‹godofdeath500› Just go to a strip clib
[16:57:44] ‹godofdeath500› club
[16:57:56] MeowMeowCat left.
[16:58:05] ‹godofdeath500› Guess he went to a strip club

[Vineroz]

[CleanOnion]

We'll never know.

[Zyardran]

[Basman-1453]

Spoiler for Hidden:

[2015-12-28 21:51:52] ‹Submachine› Submachine asks the Magic Eight Ball: Should I give Star Wars VII spoilers to everyone? Most likely
[2015-12-28 21:52:07] ‹Submachine› Alright. Execute Order 66
[21:52:51] vagman13 joined.
[2015-12-28 21:53:33] ‹Submachine› Here is your spoiler:

[Zyardran]

Spoiler for x):

[20:56:37] ‹Arum› Disco you female right
[20:56:41] ‹dawn_to_dusk› Bone wall too
[20:56:43] ‹Guest-FireSpectre-2a94b› more like the end of me
[20:56:55] ‹Discord› mhm
[20:57:10] ‹dawn_to_dusk› Disco is the goddess of Discord chat