What People Say in Chat - Part 2

[GG]

[23:59:40] girlsgeneration: ACCEPT YOUR INNER GRAVY
[00:00:00] TimerClock14: REACH FOR YOUR INNER BEWB!!!
[00:00:26] TimerClock14: Speaking of bewbs, where's higgles?
[00:00:30] girlsgeneration: some ppl probably have outer bewbs too
[00:00:57] TimerClock14: Outer bewbs!? IMPOSSIBRU!

[GG]

[22:40:22] girlsgeneration: lmfao!
[22:40:33] girlsgeneration: one of my friends texted me this
[22:41:33] Kamietsu: Grr, KUROOOOO! Get in her already ><


[22:42:20] Kamietsu: Err...here...not her.

[Sevs]

Professor Sevs on the subject of Elemental Rebirth

[23:25:03] Sevs: back in the ancient silurian age of the the 2 turn sundial, great dragons roamed. using innovative shard technology, and the specimen of a single dragon and a decendant of the 2 turn sundial (the 1 turn sundial), elementalists were able to create another equally overpowered deck

woah i have a quote here sweet

[Bhlewos]

[22:45:35] willng3: I'm noticing a disturbing lack of willng3 in that thread already.

[willng3]

[19:18:08] Pervepic: i'm pervepic
[19:18:38] willng3: I'm willng3. I'm sarcastic.
[19:19:08] Jen-i: hey baby numbers - & thanks Jenkar for being an enjoyable 371st organized PvP match for me
[19:19:26] ColorlessGreen: sigh
[19:19:36] Pervepic: waiting...
[19:19:41] ddevans96: hi sarcastic, I'm facetious. would you like a knuckle sandwich?
[19:20:14] willng3: Why yes! Of COURSE I would love one!
[19:21:53] ~Napalm: Win evans.
[19:22:01] ~Napalm: If I wasn't so lazy, I'd put that in WPSIC>

[Xenocidius]

Discussing the new competition:

[16:03:03] TStar: New Card Slot: Helm
[16:03:22] TStar: New Card: Helm of Antagon: Play this card and win War
[16:03:52] TStar: New Card: Helm of TStar: Play this card to win your next duel
[16:04:07] girlsgeneration: New Card Slot : Bra
[16:04:15] girlsgeneration: nuff said
[16:04:15] Onizuka: ‹@TStar› Antagon has been defeated. Try changing Antagon to Entropy.
[16:04:19] TStar: ‹@girlsgeneration› Battle Ready Armor?
[16:04:30] Xenocidius: ‹@girlsgeneration› +1
[16:04:41] TStar: ‹@Onizuka› Antagon never loses, he just lets you win
[16:04:53] EmeraldTiger: ‹@girlsgeneration› thats a weapon
[16:05:14] TStar: Wait a sec
[16:05:18] Onizuka: If he lets you win...doesn't he lose?
[16:05:27] TStar: ‹@girlsgeneration› So does that mean I can Steal your Bra GG?
[16:05:29] Xenocidius: New Card: Helm of Xenocidius: Reject all other cards on the field.
[16:05:46] Xenocidius: ‹@TStar› Do what you want, I intend to explode it.
[16:05:59] Onizuka: Even when tired, TStar doesn't miss the jokes.
[16:06:13] TStar: Would that mean she's topless?
[16:06:17] girlsgeneration: ‹@TStar› *facepalm
[16:06:24] Iman00b8: Time to sleep
[16:06:40] majofa: she has another in her hand, duh
[16:06:41] girlsgeneration: same. time to sleep
[16:06:41] Iman00b8: *catapults*
[16:06:56] Kamietsu: ‹@Xenocidius› I was planning on Pulverizing it.
[16:07:05] TStar: I feel like such a perv
[16:07:12] Xenocidius: girlsgeneration: "I never go to a duel without 6 of my bras!"
[16:07:13] girlsgeneration: *eats catapult*
[16:07:30] EmeraldTiger: bra = slingshot
[16:07:43] TStar: 1 kitty > 6 Bras
[16:07:46] majofa: ‹@Kamietsu› explosion does cost more now....
[16:08:31] girlsgeneration: so much stuff in the past 5 min that could make to humor chat thread
[16:08:35] Kamietsu: "Crap, I need to redo my deck. I completely forgot my bras"
[16:08:49] TStar: Kitty + BE = Start of an EtG porno?
[16:08:54] Xenocidius: ‹@Kamietsu› +9001
[16:09:24] Onizuka: Directed by TStar.
[16:09:43] girlsgeneration: New Card Slot : Panty
[16:09:52] girlsgeneration: Pepokish's Panty : summons a raging vrt
[16:10:04] Kamietsu: "I have six bras in this deck and I haven't gotten one yet. Stop using Ice Bolt on me! It's cold enough as is!"

[Xenocidius]

Just, you know, talking about the future of the Card Image Builder.

[16:33:37] Xenocidius: Now I'm going to look into direct uploading to imgur.
[16:34:11] patchx94: what about the thing pixlr uses?
[16:34:26] Xenocidius: My goal is ... Time to make card idea, from opening Image Builder to posting: <5 minutes.
[16:34:40] Xenocidius: ‹@patchx94› Imgur = more reliable imo
[16:34:46] Jocko: Next proyect: Card idea designer
[16:34:46] patchx94: imm.io
[16:34:56] patchx94: ..ic.
[16:34:59] Jocko: You just select an element and it builds an entire card for you
[16:35:08] patchx94: next project: card idea designer maker
[16:35:26] Jocko: And then, the next step is making a bot that constantly makes cards.
[16:35:26] patchx94: It's a program that pulls OldTrees out of its arse.
[16:36:11] Jocko: Like a reverse woodchipper
[16:36:54] Xenocidius: Then Curator bots! Eventually: Card Ideas and Art section has no human interaction.
[16:37:21] Jocko: Then the whole forum has no human interaction
[16:37:40] Jocko: Bots sit down and discuss politics, play mafia, win tourneys
[16:37:59] Jocko: Next: Bots go rebel and kill us.
[16:39:09] Xenocidius: Bots take over the forum, hack into SG's account, then the game.
[16:39:23] Xenocidius: Soon Elements the Game and community is entirely run and developed by bots.
[16:39:33] Xenocidius: Then they take over the whole Internet.
[16:39:49] Xenocidius: For humanity's sake, I'll just stick with imgur uploading.

[Tom Bombadil]

[12:29:51] vidurkhanna: AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! MY BRO SOLD ALL MY AETHER CARDS!!
[12:29:57] vidurkhanna: IM GONNA KIL HIM!

etg can result in very dangerous problem...

[GG]

[16:23:58] Bustanut: this not runescape: elements chat?

Some guy came out the wrong exit

[Xenocidius]

[09:48:47] TStar: All the fanboys and fangirls can go direct their love at someone who has done something to deserve it
[09:49:27] agentflare: ‹@TStar› Ok, I shall now worship Xenocidus
[09:51:07] Xenocidius: ‹@agentflare› I support that notion.
[09:51:40] agentflare: ‹@Xenocidius› All hail Xenocidius the great ;P
[09:52:28] DeathAngelx: *bows to Xeno
[09:52:38] DeathAngelx: ALL HAIL THE GREAT KING

And on that note ...

[09:53:03] Iman00b8: *tackles someone*
[09:53:24] Xenocidius: ‹@Iman00b8› *smites majestically*
[09:54:13] Iman00b8: ‹@Xenocidius› Totally read that as *smiles sexually*

[Xenocidius]

[10:16:23] Xenocidius: Higurashi   10:15:50 AM   Viewing Who's Online. <- CREEP!
[10:16:25] ddevans96: I could not have guessed this by his chat messages
[10:16:27] willng3: We should all go stalk Xeno's profile instead.
[10:16:44] Xenocidius: willng3   10:16:09 AM   Viewing Xenocidius's profile. <- I take the above statement back. CREEEEEP!
[10:16:48] ddevans96: agreed with will
[10:16:54] willng3: And then send him PMs about how stalking is fun.
[10:17:46] ddevans96: new game idea: let's see who can creep Xeno out the most
[10:17:47] Zblader: ‹@willng3› Request to be his buddy instead. Friendship is rainbrotastic!
[10:18:04] YawnChainHow: We should arrange a slew of coordinated PMs in which each of us praises one of Xeno's body parts
[10:18:36] willng3: Xeno's hands are so soft.
[10:19:40] YawnChainHow: I love the way your liver feels at night, Xeno
[10:20:23] Jenkar: ‹@Xenocidius› Nice ears.
[10:20:34] Jenkar: They look tasty.
[10:20:45] Zblader: Your beard is pretty manly, Xeno. http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/kirby/kirby_071220s-l.jpg

[Captain Scibra]

[23:16:01] Iman00b8: ‹@Onizuka› Eyemanzerozeroate?
[23:16:17] Iman00b8: Eyemanzeruzeruate**
[23:16:25] Iman00b8: Bbl
[23:16:27] Iman00b8: *catapults*
[23:16:28] willng3: It seems you left out a bee in there.
[23:16:40] Onizuka: Eyemanzeruzerubait
[23:16:54] willng3: Hmm zerubate. That does not sound right.
[23:17:04] Malebolgia: I blame him since he posted the last SA before I decided to spree through it all...
[23:17:28] Malebolgia: ‹@willng3› That has a weird and kinky sound to it.
[23:17:58] Malebolgia: Assuming you flow it...
[23:18:07] pikachufan2164: ‹@willng3› :x
[23:18:15] Malebolgia: Gah, all this laughter... bathroom neded!
[23:18:27] willng3: Higs, you'd better not be sleeping.
[23:18:41] willng3: I'd better not catch you zerubating in there.

Sometimes I forget the things this chat room can come up with on coincidence...