What People Say in Chat - Part 2

[the dictator]

[05:00:58] ‹the_dictator› where is CuCN when you need him?
[05:04:51] ‹Skotadi_Phobos› Must be off to kill zombies
[05:05:00] killsdazombies joined.
[05:05:07] ‹killsdazombies› ^ Good choice
[05:05:10] killsdazombies left.


Kdz is hereby proclaimed summonable, it even seems easier than all the kinds of complicated voodoo rituals that are required for the other members of this community.

Also, d2d, that makes me lulz again, though I'm a little sad you didn't add the whole psychology discussion too.

[CuCN]

Kdz is hereby proclaimed summonable

Unlike me, apparently.

[andretimpa]

AveragePotato compilation about the forum users

AveragePotato: The latest forum post is ... Serprex rewrote it and released the source.
AveragePotato: The latest forum post is ... ColorlessGreen ran some stats on it.
AveragePotato: The latest forum post is ... Chapuz finished it in one turn.
AveragePotato: The latest forum post is ... Higurashi didn't approve it, though.
AveragePotato: The latest forum post is ...  Dm1321 read it already.

[TribalTrouble]

That is quite accurate.

[TheonlyrealBeef]

deuce is taking Fractal to a whole new level of OP.

Spoiler for relevant chat log:

[22:04:09] deuce22 joined.
[22:10:02] deuce22 joined.
[22:10:26] deuce22 joined.
[22:13:02] deuce22 joined.
[22:16:59] deuce22 joined.
[22:17:31] ‹hainkarga› sup deuce22
[22:17:47] deuce22 joined.
[22:18:07] ‹Jenkar› deuce has found the glitch in the matrix
[22:18:10] ‹MegroN› tripplejoin
[22:18:17] ‹hainkarga› deuce keeps joining
[22:18:37] ‹MegroN› its a jointal
[22:18:49] ‹rem4life› heh, room will be full of deuces in no time:)
[22:19:10] ‹artimies7› deucplication
[22:19:15] ‹MegroN› aether now needs chat nerf too
[22:19:17] ‹TheonlyrealBeef› redeuce him
[22:19:23] deuce22 joined.
[22:21:53] deuce22 joined.
[22:22:21] ‹MegroN› deucetal continues
[22:22:50] ‹dragonsdemesne› deucetal sounds like a bad day on the toilet
[22:23:05] ‹MegroN› lel
[22:23:05] • hainkarga joined
[22:23:17] deuce22 joined.
[22:23:46] • artimies7 joined
[22:23:50] • artimies7 joined again
[22:23:52] ‹MegroN› ‹@hainkarga› you cant PU dat
[22:23:59] deuce22 joined.
[22:23:56] • artimies7 joined for a third time
[22:24:04] ‹hainkarga› things are happening
[22:24:14] • artimies7 pops out for a fit of time traveling
[22:24:23] ‹dragonsdemesne› we need madonna to start singing i fractal myself...
[22:24:29] deuce22 left.
[22:24:40] ‹dragonsdemesne› i think that was her anyway... can't remember now
[22:25:46] ‹TheonlyrealBeef› Well, he left, you happy now?
[22:26:07] ‹hainkarga› he joined 6 times but only left once
[22:26:09] ‹dragonsdemesne› no, only -one- of him left
[22:26:15] ‹hainkarga› there are 5 more invisible deuces

[TribalTrouble]

deuce is taking Fractal to a whole new level of OP.

Spoiler for relevant chat log:

[22:04:09] deuce22 joined.
[22:10:02] deuce22 joined.
[22:10:26] deuce22 joined.
[22:13:02] deuce22 joined.
[22:16:59] deuce22 joined.
[22:17:31] ‹hainkarga› sup deuce22
[22:17:47] deuce22 joined.
[22:18:07] ‹Jenkar› deuce has found the glitch in the matrix
[22:18:10] ‹MegroN› tripplejoin
[22:18:17] ‹hainkarga› deuce keeps joining
[22:18:37] ‹MegroN› its a jointal
[22:18:49] ‹rem4life› heh, room will be full of deuces in no time:)
[22:19:10] ‹artimies7› deucplication
[22:19:15] ‹MegroN› aether now needs chat nerf too
[22:19:17] ‹TheonlyrealBeef› redeuce him
[22:19:23] deuce22 joined.
[22:21:53] deuce22 joined.
[22:22:21] ‹MegroN› deucetal continues
[22:22:50] ‹dragonsdemesne› deucetal sounds like a bad day on the toilet
[22:23:05] ‹MegroN› lel
[22:23:05] • hainkarga joined
[22:23:17] deuce22 joined.
[22:23:46] • artimies7 joined
[22:23:50] • artimies7 joined again
[22:23:52] ‹MegroN› ‹@hainkarga› you cant PU dat
[22:23:59] deuce22 joined.
[22:23:56] • artimies7 joined for a third time
[22:24:04] ‹hainkarga› things are happening
[22:24:14] • artimies7 pops out for a fit of time traveling
[22:24:23] ‹dragonsdemesne› we need madonna to start singing i fractal myself...
[22:24:29] deuce22 left.
[22:24:40] ‹dragonsdemesne› i think that was her anyway... can't remember now
[22:25:46] ‹TheonlyrealBeef› Well, he left, you happy now?
[22:26:07] ‹hainkarga› he joined 6 times but only left once
[22:26:09] ‹dragonsdemesne› no, only -one- of him left
[22:26:15] ‹hainkarga› there are 5 more invisible deuces

Imagine if someone entered with a username like "fractal" or something. 

[Captain Scibra]

[17:57:25] ‹BrandenC6› Who dares question me about the future?
[17:57:57] ‹Captain_Scibra› ‹@BrandenC6› I do.
[17:57:58] BrandenC6 [»] Captain_Scibra: say you do. Im gonna trick Dm, just play along
[17:58:07] BrandenC6 [»] Captain_Scibra: xd

So, wait, who's the fortune teller here?

[TribalTrouble]

Lol. Branden should know you're awesome at improv

[andretimpa]

[19:07:24] hainkarga: does anyone have such interesting things to tell us ?
[19:08:38] hainkarga: no ?
[19:09:15] deuce22: no
[19:09:57] RootRanger: Yes, of course I do.
[19:10:07] RootRanger: I shall tell you the story of Jonnington McFirestall
[19:10:10] hainkarga: how promising
[19:10:45] RootRanger: Back in the day, The Land of Elements was controlled by the Warlords of Entropy
[19:11:05] RootRanger: They were merciless rulers, who left destruction everywhere they went.
[19:11:33] RootRanger: The young Light Elementals would tell stories of how their lives had been destroyed by the evil Warlords.
[19:12:08] RootRanger: "I was just walking home, from a long day in the Pegasus Fields," a small boy of only 11 years old said.
[19:12:38] RootRanger: Sitting around the fire with his sister, he continued his story.
[19:12:52] Opsinis: Heyo
[19:13:01] RootRanger: "I never thought they would pick on someone so small," the young boy said.
[19:13:15] RootRanger: Hello Opsinis. I'm telling the story of Jonnington McFirestall
[19:13:30] Opsinis: Oh, this is one of my favorites
[19:13:38] hainkarga: come Opsinis, sit on uncle RootRanger's lap as he tells you horror stories
[19:13:40] RootRanger: Anyways, the sister, only 12 years old herself, replied "What is this?"
[19:14:00] Opsinis:
[19:14:06] RootRanger: The boy responded, "It was a Warlord of Entropy!"
[19:14:35] RootRanger: "Oh no!" exclaimed the sister. "They wouldn't steal from someone so young!"
[19:14:56] RootRanger: "But they would," the boy replied. "They took all seventeen of my photons!"
[19:15:13] RootRanger: "Not your photons! Those monsters!"
[19:15:39] RootRanger: "I don't know what we can do, sis. The Warlords are unstoppable."
[19:15:41] Terroking: I guess you could say...the Warlords were the Root of the problem.
[19:16:00] RootRanger: But then, falling from the heavens, came the savior Zanzarino.
[19:16:31] RootRanger: "My dearest Light Elementals," said Zanzarino. "I bring you the greatest gift you will ever see!"
[19:16:42] Dm1321: inb4 sanc
[19:16:47] RootRanger: He reached into his deep coat pocket, pulling out a shining orb of light.
[19:17:25] RootRanger: It was a beautiful Sanctuary, the very first of its kind!
[19:17:49] RootRanger: "It looks gorgeous," the girl screamed ecstatically. "What can it do?"
[19:18:03] Opsinis: Hey Dm
[19:18:07] RootRanger: But before she heard her answer, Zanzarino faded back into the heavens.
[19:18:10] Dm1321: hey Op
[19:18:36] RootRanger: From out of the bushes, an old vagabond came limping in on a cane.
[19:19:09] RootRanger: "Well I'll tell ya what it do. That right there is the sanctuary," the vagabond announced.
[19:19:12] dark_ripper: whats going one here?
[19:19:17] dark_ripper: on*
[19:19:46] RootRanger: "A sanctuary? What's that? And who are you?" the boy asked inquisitively.
[19:20:42] RootRanger: "Never really had much a name," the old man responded. "They say I been born Jonny, but I ain't never seen my parents before."
[19:21:49] RootRanger: "What yer lookin' at there is the greatest Light card around. You ever gotten tired of 'em denial decks?"
[19:22:56] RootRanger: "Oh, they've been utterly horrible," said the girl. "The devourers tear away at my soul, every night. The discord pierces into my brain, scrambling what remains of my sanity! Please, Jonnington, you have to help us!"
[19:23:34] RootRanger: "Yea, I figured you was gonna say somethin' like that. I think we've got right here just the thing yer lookin' for."
[19:24:23] RootRanger: "The Sanctuary offers ya the best protection you'll ever see in this land. Once ya got one of 'em in play, there really ain't much no devourer or discord gonna do to ya."
[19:24:46] RootRanger: "But that's...that's impossible," the boy said. "I've never heard of such a thing."
[19:25:32] RootRanger: "Well, I wouldn't really be so surprised. You see, this Sanctuary you got here is the very first of its kind. I had always heard of 'em, but I'd never even seen one in person."
[19:26:06] RootRanger: "Jonnington...do you think we could use this Sanctuary...to defeat the Warlords of Entropy?" said the sister.
[19:26:20] Guest-Vulture-1b67d: ...
[19:26:41] Guest-Vulture-1b67d: Im bored of histories in where the light is the good thing.
[19:26:45] RootRanger: "Now, I ain't too sure you can win if you've only got some Light cards. No siree, little darlin' you're gonna need somethin' else."
[19:27:24] SpikeSpiegel: why RR uses "?
[19:27:30] SpikeSpiegel: autoquote?
[19:27:48] RootRanger: The vagabond - now known as "Jonnington" - reached into the pocket of his tattered pants, pulling out a melted spear of fire.
[19:28:35] RootRanger: The girl gasped, and the young boy looked away. "That can't be...is that...a Fire Bolt? You can't have that. You're not really...?"
[19:28:58] RootRanger: "Yessiree, little angel. Yer lookin at a Fire Elemental right down here."
[19:29:50] SpikeSpiegel: ‹@RootRanger› what-the-hell are you doing?
[19:29:55] RootRanger: "Back in my time, Fire was always used for attacking. Ain't nobody ever thought Fire could be used to defend yerself. Not til I came along, at least."
[19:29:59] Guest-Vulture-1b67d: telling a history
[19:30:02] Guest-Vulture-1b67d: aparently
[19:30:18] RootRanger: I'm telling the story of Jonnington McFirestall.
[19:31:22] RootRanger: "So, I was the very first one who tried to use fire as a defensive element. But the old Lords of Fire, them cronies, they ain't havin none of it. So they banished me right outa town.
[19:31:56] RootRanger: "And there I was, ain't got no family, no cards, not even allowed in my own home land. A lonely fire elemental, sturgglin' to survive in the wild."
[19:32:11] RootRanger: "That's terrible!" the little boy cried. "You've had it even worse than us!"
[19:33:04] RootRanger: "But I finally found my hope right over here. See, I ain't always had it workin out too well using fire for defense. No siree little man, it ain't been so well."
[19:33:26] RootRanger: "But then I heard of em Light cards, and you know what I thought? I bet you could combine em Light and Fire."
[19:33:55] RootRanger: "Combine Light...with Fire? That's...no! You can't! That's crazy!" the girl screamed. "I don't care who you are, you have to get out of here!"
[19:34:55] RootRanger: And so, Jonnington had to leave the little Light town, never to come back again. But inside his pants pocket, guess what he had? A sanctuary.
[19:36:05] RootRanger: And as they all say, the rest is history. Jonnington returned to the Land of the Fire Elementals, bearing the gift of the Sanctuary. At last, his defensive Fire deck was complete. He called it "Firestall."
[19:37:27] RootRanger: The old vagabond, having finally found his home, was now known across the lands as Jonnington McFirestall. Legends say he took down every single Warlord of Entropy all by himself.
[19:37:54] RootRanger: But even to this day, he never forgot the day he met two little kids who finally welcomed him into their hearts, if only for a few moments. He never forgot the day he became...
[19:37:59] RootRanger: Jonnington McFirestall.
[19:38:49] Higurashi: What about the Miracles?
[19:39:25] hainkarga: nice one RootRanger

[eljoemo]

Spoiler for lotso text:

[19:07:24] hainkarga: does anyone have such interesting things to tell us ?
[19:08:38] hainkarga: no ?
[19:09:15] deuce22: no
[19:09:57] RootRanger: Yes, of course I do.
[19:10:07] RootRanger: I shall tell you the story of Jonnington McFirestall
[19:10:10] hainkarga: how promising
[19:10:45] RootRanger: Back in the day, The Land of Elements was controlled by the Warlords of Entropy
[19:11:05] RootRanger: They were merciless rulers, who left destruction everywhere they went.
[19:11:33] RootRanger: The young Light Elementals would tell stories of how their lives had been destroyed by the evil Warlords.
[19:12:08] RootRanger: "I was just walking home, from a long day in the Pegasus Fields," a small boy of only 11 years old said.
[19:12:38] RootRanger: Sitting around the fire with his sister, he continued his story.
[19:12:52] Opsinis: Heyo
[19:13:01] RootRanger: "I never thought they would pick on someone so small," the young boy said.
[19:13:15] RootRanger: Hello Opsinis. I'm telling the story of Jonnington McFirestall
[19:13:30] Opsinis: Oh, this is one of my favorites
[19:13:38] hainkarga: come Opsinis, sit on uncle RootRanger's lap as he tells you horror stories
[19:13:40] RootRanger: Anyways, the sister, only 12 years old herself, replied "What is this?"
[19:14:00] Opsinis:
[19:14:06] RootRanger: The boy responded, "It was a Warlord of Entropy!"
[19:14:35] RootRanger: "Oh no!" exclaimed the sister. "They wouldn't steal from someone so young!"
[19:14:56] RootRanger: "But they would," the boy replied. "They took all seventeen of my photons!"
[19:15:13] RootRanger: "Not your photons! Those monsters!"
[19:15:39] RootRanger: "I don't know what we can do, sis. The Warlords are unstoppable."
[19:15:41] Terroking: I guess you could say...the Warlords were the Root of the problem.
[19:16:00] RootRanger: But then, falling from the heavens, came the savior Zanzarino.
[19:16:31] RootRanger: "My dearest Light Elementals," said Zanzarino. "I bring you the greatest gift you will ever see!"
[19:16:42] Dm1321: inb4 sanc
[19:16:47] RootRanger: He reached into his deep coat pocket, pulling out a shining orb of light.
[19:17:25] RootRanger: It was a beautiful Sanctuary, the very first of its kind!
[19:17:49] RootRanger: "It looks gorgeous," the girl screamed ecstatically. "What can it do?"
[19:18:03] Opsinis: Hey Dm
[19:18:07] RootRanger: But before she heard her answer, Zanzarino faded back into the heavens.
[19:18:10] Dm1321: hey Op
[19:18:36] RootRanger: From out of the bushes, an old vagabond came limping in on a cane.
[19:19:09] RootRanger: "Well I'll tell ya what it do. That right there is the sanctuary," the vagabond announced.
[19:19:12] dark_ripper: whats going one here?
[19:19:17] dark_ripper: on*
[19:19:46] RootRanger: "A sanctuary? What's that? And who are you?" the boy asked inquisitively.
[19:20:42] RootRanger: "Never really had much a name," the old man responded. "They say I been born Jonny, but I ain't never seen my parents before."
[19:21:49] RootRanger: "What yer lookin' at there is the greatest Light card around. You ever gotten tired of 'em denial decks?"
[19:22:56] RootRanger: "Oh, they've been utterly horrible," said the girl. "The devourers tear away at my soul, every night. The discord pierces into my brain, scrambling what remains of my sanity! Please, Jonnington, you have to help us!"
[19:23:34] RootRanger: "Yea, I figured you was gonna say somethin' like that. I think we've got right here just the thing yer lookin' for."
[19:24:23] RootRanger: "The Sanctuary offers ya the best protection you'll ever see in this land. Once ya got one of 'em in play, there really ain't much no devourer or discord gonna do to ya."
[19:24:46] RootRanger: "But that's...that's impossible," the boy said. "I've never heard of such a thing."
[19:25:32] RootRanger: "Well, I wouldn't really be so surprised. You see, this Sanctuary you got here is the very first of its kind. I had always heard of 'em, but I'd never even seen one in person."
[19:26:06] RootRanger: "Jonnington...do you think we could use this Sanctuary...to defeat the Warlords of Entropy?" said the sister.
[19:26:20] Guest-Vulture-1b67d: ...
[19:26:41] Guest-Vulture-1b67d: Im bored of histories in where the light is the good thing.
[19:26:45] RootRanger: "Now, I ain't too sure you can win if you've only got some Light cards. No siree, little darlin' you're gonna need somethin' else."
[19:27:24] SpikeSpiegel: why RR uses "?
[19:27:30] SpikeSpiegel: autoquote?
[19:27:48] RootRanger: The vagabond - now known as "Jonnington" - reached into the pocket of his tattered pants, pulling out a melted spear of fire.
[19:28:35] RootRanger: The girl gasped, and the young boy looked away. "That can't be...is that...a Fire Bolt? You can't have that. You're not really...?"
[19:28:58] RootRanger: "Yessiree, little angel. Yer lookin at a Fire Elemental right down here."
[19:29:50] SpikeSpiegel: ‹@RootRanger› what-the-hell are you doing?
[19:29:55] RootRanger: "Back in my time, Fire was always used for attacking. Ain't nobody ever thought Fire could be used to defend yerself. Not til I came along, at least."
[19:29:59] Guest-Vulture-1b67d: telling a history
[19:30:02] Guest-Vulture-1b67d: aparently
[19:30:18] RootRanger: I'm telling the story of Jonnington McFirestall.
[19:31:22] RootRanger: "So, I was the very first one who tried to use fire as a defensive element. But the old Lords of Fire, them cronies, they ain't havin none of it. So they banished me right outa town.
[19:31:56] RootRanger: "And there I was, ain't got no family, no cards, not even allowed in my own home land. A lonely fire elemental, sturgglin' to survive in the wild."
[19:32:11] RootRanger: "That's terrible!" the little boy cried. "You've had it even worse than us!"
[19:33:04] RootRanger: "But I finally found my hope right over here. See, I ain't always had it workin out too well using fire for defense. No siree little man, it ain't been so well."
[19:33:26] RootRanger: "But then I heard of em Light cards, and you know what I thought? I bet you could combine em Light and Fire."
[19:33:55] RootRanger: "Combine Light...with Fire? That's...no! You can't! That's crazy!" the girl screamed. "I don't care who you are, you have to get out of here!"
[19:34:55] RootRanger: And so, Jonnington had to leave the little Light town, never to come back again. But inside his pants pocket, guess what he had? A sanctuary.
[19:36:05] RootRanger: And as they all say, the rest is history. Jonnington returned to the Land of the Fire Elementals, bearing the gift of the Sanctuary. At last, his defensive Fire deck was complete. He called it "Firestall."
[19:37:27] RootRanger: The old vagabond, having finally found his home, was now known across the lands as Jonnington McFirestall. Legends say he took down every single Warlord of Entropy all by himself.
[19:37:54] RootRanger: But even to this day, he never forgot the day he met two little kids who finally welcomed him into their hearts, if only for a few moments. He never forgot the day he became...
[19:37:59] RootRanger: Jonnington McFirestall.
[19:38:49] Higurashi: What about the Miracles?
[19:39:25] hainkarga: nice one RootRanger

11 out of 10 would read again

[andretimpa]

[21:15:06] ‹n00b› Giratina get in my balls

[TribalTrouble]

Spoiler for lotso text:

[19:07:24] hainkarga: does anyone have such interesting things to tell us ?
[19:08:38] hainkarga: no ?
[19:09:15] deuce22: no
[19:09:57] RootRanger: Yes, of course I do.
[19:10:07] RootRanger: I shall tell you the story of Jonnington McFirestall
[19:10:10] hainkarga: how promising
[19:10:45] RootRanger: Back in the day, The Land of Elements was controlled by the Warlords of Entropy
[19:11:05] RootRanger: They were merciless rulers, who left destruction everywhere they went.
[19:11:33] RootRanger: The young Light Elementals would tell stories of how their lives had been destroyed by the evil Warlords.
[19:12:08] RootRanger: "I was just walking home, from a long day in the Pegasus Fields," a small boy of only 11 years old said.
[19:12:38] RootRanger: Sitting around the fire with his sister, he continued his story.
[19:12:52] Opsinis: Heyo
[19:13:01] RootRanger: "I never thought they would pick on someone so small," the young boy said.
[19:13:15] RootRanger: Hello Opsinis. I'm telling the story of Jonnington McFirestall
[19:13:30] Opsinis: Oh, this is one of my favorites
[19:13:38] hainkarga: come Opsinis, sit on uncle RootRanger's lap as he tells you horror stories
[19:13:40] RootRanger: Anyways, the sister, only 12 years old herself, replied "What is this?"
[19:14:00] Opsinis:
[19:14:06] RootRanger: The boy responded, "It was a Warlord of Entropy!"
[19:14:35] RootRanger: "Oh no!" exclaimed the sister. "They wouldn't steal from someone so young!"
[19:14:56] RootRanger: "But they would," the boy replied. "They took all seventeen of my photons!"
[19:15:13] RootRanger: "Not your photons! Those monsters!"
[19:15:39] RootRanger: "I don't know what we can do, sis. The Warlords are unstoppable."
[19:15:41] Terroking: I guess you could say...the Warlords were the Root of the problem.
[19:16:00] RootRanger: But then, falling from the heavens, came the savior Zanzarino.
[19:16:31] RootRanger: "My dearest Light Elementals," said Zanzarino. "I bring you the greatest gift you will ever see!"
[19:16:42] Dm1321: inb4 sanc
[19:16:47] RootRanger: He reached into his deep coat pocket, pulling out a shining orb of light.
[19:17:25] RootRanger: It was a beautiful Sanctuary, the very first of its kind!
[19:17:49] RootRanger: "It looks gorgeous," the girl screamed ecstatically. "What can it do?"
[19:18:03] Opsinis: Hey Dm
[19:18:07] RootRanger: But before she heard her answer, Zanzarino faded back into the heavens.
[19:18:10] Dm1321: hey Op
[19:18:36] RootRanger: From out of the bushes, an old vagabond came limping in on a cane.
[19:19:09] RootRanger: "Well I'll tell ya what it do. That right there is the sanctuary," the vagabond announced.
[19:19:12] dark_ripper: whats going one here?
[19:19:17] dark_ripper: on*
[19:19:46] RootRanger: "A sanctuary? What's that? And who are you?" the boy asked inquisitively.
[19:20:42] RootRanger: "Never really had much a name," the old man responded. "They say I been born Jonny, but I ain't never seen my parents before."
[19:21:49] RootRanger: "What yer lookin' at there is the greatest Light card around. You ever gotten tired of 'em denial decks?"
[19:22:56] RootRanger: "Oh, they've been utterly horrible," said the girl. "The devourers tear away at my soul, every night. The discord pierces into my brain, scrambling what remains of my sanity! Please, Jonnington, you have to help us!"
[19:23:34] RootRanger: "Yea, I figured you was gonna say somethin' like that. I think we've got right here just the thing yer lookin' for."
[19:24:23] RootRanger: "The Sanctuary offers ya the best protection you'll ever see in this land. Once ya got one of 'em in play, there really ain't much no devourer or discord gonna do to ya."
[19:24:46] RootRanger: "But that's...that's impossible," the boy said. "I've never heard of such a thing."
[19:25:32] RootRanger: "Well, I wouldn't really be so surprised. You see, this Sanctuary you got here is the very first of its kind. I had always heard of 'em, but I'd never even seen one in person."
[19:26:06] RootRanger: "Jonnington...do you think we could use this Sanctuary...to defeat the Warlords of Entropy?" said the sister.
[19:26:20] Guest-Vulture-1b67d: ...
[19:26:41] Guest-Vulture-1b67d: Im bored of histories in where the light is the good thing.
[19:26:45] RootRanger: "Now, I ain't too sure you can win if you've only got some Light cards. No siree, little darlin' you're gonna need somethin' else."
[19:27:24] SpikeSpiegel: why RR uses "?
[19:27:30] SpikeSpiegel: autoquote?
[19:27:48] RootRanger: The vagabond - now known as "Jonnington" - reached into the pocket of his tattered pants, pulling out a melted spear of fire.
[19:28:35] RootRanger: The girl gasped, and the young boy looked away. "That can't be...is that...a Fire Bolt? You can't have that. You're not really...?"
[19:28:58] RootRanger: "Yessiree, little angel. Yer lookin at a Fire Elemental right down here."
[19:29:50] SpikeSpiegel: ‹@RootRanger› what-the-hell are you doing?
[19:29:55] RootRanger: "Back in my time, Fire was always used for attacking. Ain't nobody ever thought Fire could be used to defend yerself. Not til I came along, at least."
[19:29:59] Guest-Vulture-1b67d: telling a history
[19:30:02] Guest-Vulture-1b67d: aparently
[19:30:18] RootRanger: I'm telling the story of Jonnington McFirestall.
[19:31:22] RootRanger: "So, I was the very first one who tried to use fire as a defensive element. But the old Lords of Fire, them cronies, they ain't havin none of it. So they banished me right outa town.
[19:31:56] RootRanger: "And there I was, ain't got no family, no cards, not even allowed in my own home land. A lonely fire elemental, sturgglin' to survive in the wild."
[19:32:11] RootRanger: "That's terrible!" the little boy cried. "You've had it even worse than us!"
[19:33:04] RootRanger: "But I finally found my hope right over here. See, I ain't always had it workin out too well using fire for defense. No siree little man, it ain't been so well."
[19:33:26] RootRanger: "But then I heard of em Light cards, and you know what I thought? I bet you could combine em Light and Fire."
[19:33:55] RootRanger: "Combine Light...with Fire? That's...no! You can't! That's crazy!" the girl screamed. "I don't care who you are, you have to get out of here!"
[19:34:55] RootRanger: And so, Jonnington had to leave the little Light town, never to come back again. But inside his pants pocket, guess what he had? A sanctuary.
[19:36:05] RootRanger: And as they all say, the rest is history. Jonnington returned to the Land of the Fire Elementals, bearing the gift of the Sanctuary. At last, his defensive Fire deck was complete. He called it "Firestall."
[19:37:27] RootRanger: The old vagabond, having finally found his home, was now known across the lands as Jonnington McFirestall. Legends say he took down every single Warlord of Entropy all by himself.
[19:37:54] RootRanger: But even to this day, he never forgot the day he met two little kids who finally welcomed him into their hearts, if only for a few moments. He never forgot the day he became...
[19:37:59] RootRanger: Jonnington McFirestall.
[19:38:49] Higurashi: What about the Miracles?
[19:39:25] hainkarga: nice one RootRanger

11 out of 10 would read again

10 out of 10 because 11 is too entropic, we can't have any of that.

Seriously though, awesome story Root. Do you write professionally at all?