What People Say in Chat - Part 2

[justaburd]

Spoiler for mafia chat?:

[01:52] <furbs> Man. Can you imagine if mafia was like a dramatic manga?
[01:52] <Gryphon> lol
[01:52] <+AveragePotato> Annele just posted 'Re: The AI0 OTK': http://bit.ly/PisuOU
[01:53] <Gryphon> dat manga
[01:53] <Gryphon> Mafia: killers among us
[01:53] <furbs> J'accuse!
[01:53] <furbs> *motion blur lines as I point towards you*
[01:53] * furbs loudly exclaims in dramatic voice "YOU WERE THE MAFIA ALL ALONG!!"
[01:54] <Gryphon> "No, I tell you! I'm innocent! I'm really just a vanilla!" <next panel> "The starsnever lie. You have been... JUDGED."
[01:54] <Gryphon> that reminds me of judge dredd
[01:54] <furbs> hehe
[01:54] <furbs> <cut to blood splatter across>
[01:55] <Gryphon> <cut to clues regarding role> "NOOO!! OUR DOCTOR!"
[01:55] <Gryphon> perhaps the corpse was sent to the doctor's office for examining
[01:56] <Gryphon> except the doctor is dead there, and the townspeople realize their mistake
[01:56] <furbs> or a magical regen2k9 voice speaks out above
[01:56] <Gryphon> why a regen voice :/
[01:56] <furbs> "The dead was...." <next panel> "THE DOCTOR!!"
[01:56] <furbs> <next panel> DRAMATIC FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
[01:56] <Gryphon> (collective gasp from people)
[01:56] <furbs> The next page is 10 panels of shocked facial expressions.
[01:57] <Gryphon> Then someone finally speaks, in hushed tones... "We commited a grave error."
[01:57] <furbs> members start accusing each other.
[01:57] <Gryphon> And then some crazy person runs around saying they're all gonna die
[01:57] * Annele|BL (~IRIS@642-26-137-33.telstraclear.net) Quit ( Ping timeout: 182 seconds )
[01:57] <furbs> "It's him! He said we should kill him!"
[01:57] <Gryphon> lol
[01:57] <furbs> A suave fellow walks into the center with a longcoat and fedora.
[01:57] <furbs> <next panel> he lights a cigarette,
[01:58] * Vineroz runs around shouting you are all gonna die
[01:58] * Gryphon shotguns Vineroz
[01:58] <furbs> a red light gleaming in the rain that is pouring.
[01:58] * Gryphon doubletaps for good measure
[01:58] <furbs> He pushes his fedora up revealing an eye, "No, I know who is mafia"
[01:58] <furbs> <end of chapter, come back next week>
[01:58] <Gryphon> lol
[01:58] <+Coffeeditto> Plot twist: The mafia are the good guys
[01:58] <furbs> dun dun dun!
[01:58] <furbs> Then it genre shifts into a super robot fighting show
[01:58] <Gryphon> I'd like a novel where you take the point of view of the bad guys
[01:59] <+Coffeeditto> ^
[01:59] <Gryphon> And you're going through the novel with its ups and downs and then at the end,it's like
[01:59] <Gryphon> you were wrong. Everything you did, everything you fought for, it was ALL wrong
[01:59] <furbs> villain protagonists are cool.
[01:59] <furbs> Mislead protatgonists are also cool.
[01:59] <furbs> "What have we done?!?!?"
[01:59] <Gryphon> And there's this list of reasons why what the character  did was wrong
[02:00] <furbs> the "mafia" are actually a trained group of ninja seal scientists
[02:00] <furbs> the g
[02:00] <furbs> "grecians" are zombie virus infectees
[02:00] <Gryphon> Nah
[02:00] <Gryphon> Should be like
[02:00] <Gryphon> coconspirators to creating a device which would control spacetime
[02:01] <Gryphon> And something of such power could never be meant to be controlled
[02:01] <furbs> impossibruu
[02:01] * furbs (~IRIS@08-835-452-871.lightspeed.sndgca.sbcglobal.net) Quit (  )
[02:01] <Gryphon> And the government, for once, decides to do the right thing
[02:01] <Gryphon> he left lol
[02:01] <+Coffeeditto> Wow.
[02:02] <Gryphon> And if the last mafia member dies, he gets dying lines
[02:02] <+Coffeeditto> Plot twist: He comes back with a rainbow trout and slaps you silly
[02:02] <Gryphon> telling them that they missed a part of the theory behind the device
[02:03] <Gryphon> such that if it's ever activated, it would generate a massive singularity thatswallows up earth
[02:03] <Gryphon> and the scientists are like OSHI- but we already activated...
[02:03] <Gryphon> <insert division by 0 picture>

[Drake_XIV]

[19:07] <RootRanger> !eightball Is there really any reason for me to stay here?
[19:07] <GameServ> All signs point to yes.
[19:07] <dragonsdemesneCLdraft> and since i've played everyone currently actually in CL tonight except bloom who isn't here, farewell
[19:07] <RootRanger> !eightball Would you care to elaborate?
[19:07] <GameServ> No.
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[19:07] <RootRanger> Jerk.
[19:07] <RootRanger> !eightball Can I just leave in like 2 minutes?
[19:07] <GameServ> Prospect looks bleak.
[19:07] <RootRanger> !eightball 5 minutes?
[19:07] <GameServ> That question is better remained unanswered.
[19:08] <+n00b> Guess you're staying forever.
[19:08] <RootRanger> !eightball 10 minutes? Will you allow me to leave in 10 minutes?
[19:08] <GameServ> Answer hazy.
[19:08] <RootRanger> !eightball 15?!
[19:08] <GameServ> We won't go there
[19:08] <Drake_XIV> GameServ wants you Root
[19:08] <Drake_XIV> It wants you hard
[19:08] <RootRanger> !eightball 20? Cmon, let me leave in 20 minutes.
[19:08] <GameServ> That's a question you should ask yourself.
[19:08] <RootRanger> !eightball Ugh. Can I leave in 25 minutes?
[19:08] <GameServ> Answer hazy.
[19:08] <RootRanger> You have GOT to be kidding me.

[Arum]

[21:30] <+Vineroz> don't ask stupid question please
[21:30] <Arum> Lottery, who is Jenkar's evil twin?
[21:30] <Arum> !lottery
[21:30] <GameServ> Gryphon
[21:31] <Arum> Um, that, um, er.....
[21:31] <Arum> !eightball is Vineroz annoyed at me?
[21:31] <GameServ> Of course!
[21:31] <+AveragePotato> Annele just posted 'Re: Elements 1.31': http://bit.ly/Q26rwJ
[21:32] <Arum> Apparently you are, Vineroz.
[21:32] <Arum> Lottery, who is going to kill me?
[21:32] <Arum> !lottery
[21:32] <GameServ> Vineroz
 

And this was earlier:


[21:23] <Arum> !eightball Am I a retard?
[21:23] <GameServ> Answer hazy.
[21:23] <Arum> .....
[21:23] <Sko> it's just being kind to you arum
[21:23] <Arum> !eightball is someone here mentally challenged?
[21:23] <GameServ> You wish.
[21:24] <Sko> now it's being delusional
[21:24] <Sko> or it just hasn't met me
[21:24] <+ddevans> as usual
[21:24] <+ddevans> !eightball are you a dumb guy?
[21:24] <GameServ> Maybe.
[21:24] <+ddevans> rofl
[21:25] <Arum> !eightball Will !lottery tell me poeple who have x, y, or z?
[21:25] <GameServ> All signs point to yes.
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[21:25] == mode/#elementsthegame [+v Jenkar] by ChanServ
[21:25] <Sko> greetings jenk
[21:25] <+ddevans> welp, I buil an arean deck, I'm going to sleep. night chat
[21:25] <+Jenkar> k, so my internet is screwy
[21:25] <Arum> Hello Jenny.
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[21:25] <+AveragePotato> vivimancer just posted 'Re: How to customise forum avatars?': http://bit.ly/Q25AMC
[21:25] <Arum> Lottery, who here is retarded?
[21:25] <Arum> ! Lottery
[21:25] <+ddevans> !lottery
[21:25] <GameServ> ddevans
[21:25] <Drake_XIV> Apparently you are?
[21:26] <+ddevans> well crap.

[Drake_XIV]

[21:30] <+Vineroz> don't ask stupid question please
[21:30] <Arum> Lottery, who is Jenkar's evil twin?
[21:30] <Arum> !lottery
[21:30] <GameServ> Gryphon
[21:31] <Arum> Um, that, um, er.....
[21:31] <Arum> !eightball is Vineroz annoyed at me?
[21:31] <GameServ> Of course!
[21:31] <+AveragePotato> Annele just posted 'Re: Elements 1.31': http://bit.ly/Q26rwJ
[21:32] <Arum> Apparently you are, Vineroz.
[21:32] <Arum> Lottery, who is going to kill me?
[21:32] <Arum> !lottery
[21:32] <GameServ> Vineroz
 

And this was earlier:

[21:30] <+Vineroz> don't ask stupid question please
[21:30] <Arum> Lottery, who is Jenkar's evil twin?
[21:30] <Arum> !lottery
[21:30] <GameServ> Gryphon
[21:31] <Arum> Um, that, um, er.....
[21:31] <Arum> !eightball is Vineroz annoyed at me?
[21:31] <GameServ> Of course!
[21:31] <+AveragePotato> Annele just posted 'Re: Elements 1.31': http://bit.ly/Q26rwJ
[21:32] <Arum> Apparently you are, Vineroz.
[21:32] <Arum> Lottery, who is going to kill me?
[21:32] <Arum> !lottery
[21:32] <GameServ> Vineroz


That explains a few things...

Whoa, dat

[Absol]

Vin, be patient handling someone like him.

[Arum]

[21:30] <+Vineroz> don't ask stupid question please
[21:30] <Arum> Lottery, who is Jenkar's evil twin?
[21:30] <Arum> !lottery
[21:30] <GameServ> Gryphon
[21:31] <Arum> Um, that, um, er.....
[21:31] <Arum> !eightball is Vineroz annoyed at me?
[21:31] <GameServ> Of course!
[21:31] <+AveragePotato> Annele just posted 'Re: Elements 1.31': http://bit.ly/Q26rwJ
[21:32] <Arum> Apparently you are, Vineroz.
[21:32] <Arum> Lottery, who is going to kill me?
[21:32] <Arum> !lottery
[21:32] <GameServ> Vineroz
 

And this was earlier:

[21:30] <+Vineroz> don't ask stupid question please
[21:30] <Arum> Lottery, who is Jenkar's evil twin?
[21:30] <Arum> !lottery
[21:30] <GameServ> Gryphon
[21:31] <Arum> Um, that, um, er.....
[21:31] <Arum> !eightball is Vineroz annoyed at me?
[21:31] <GameServ> Of course!
[21:31] <+AveragePotato> Annele just posted 'Re: Elements 1.31': http://bit.ly/Q26rwJ
[21:32] <Arum> Apparently you are, Vineroz.
[21:32] <Arum> Lottery, who is going to kill me?
[21:32] <Arum> !lottery
[21:32] <GameServ> Vineroz


That explains a few things...

Whoa, dat

Yeah, the last card (pun intended) was and replaced with the correct one.

[Arum]

[18:33] <Arum> !eightball Will lottery tell me x, y, or z?
[18:33] <GameServ> The stars would have to align for that to happen.
[18:33] <Arum> -.-
[18:33] <Arum> !eightball Have the stars aligned?
[18:33] <GameServ> Definitely.
[18:33] <Arum>
[18:33] <Tng> skeet skeet skeet
[18:33] <bjessee_> Evening, all.
[18:33] <Tng> Afternoon.
[18:33] <Arum> Lottery, who is 5 in this chat?
[18:33] <Arum> !lottery
[18:33] <GameServ> mrpaper
[18:34] <Arum> Let's beat up mrpaper for being 5 years old!
[18:34] <Tng> !lottery
[18:34] <GameServ> moo
[18:34] <Arum> LOLOL
[18:34] <Tng> Best ever.
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[18:34] <Annele|BL> !eightball does someone here want to play bl with me?
[18:34] <GameServ> The stars would have to align for that to happen.
[18:34] <Tng> lmfao
[18:34] <Arum> ask eightball if the stars align
[18:34] <Annele|BL> !eightball have the stars aligned yet?
[18:34] <GameServ> Not bloody likely.
[18:34] <Arum> AHAHAHA!
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[18:35] == mode/#elementsthegame [+v ych] by ChanServ
[18:35] <Tng> Need moar lil wayne
[18:35] <Annele|BL> okay, who's been teaching eightball to swear?
[18:35] <Annele|BL> !lottery
[18:35] <GameServ> AveragePotato
[18:35] <Arum> omFG
[18:35] == Gryphon [~IceChat7@jjqw-281-740-704-263.ny0244.east.verizon.net] has joined #elementsthegame
[18:35] <Arum> OMFG
[18:35] <Annele|BL> POTATO HOW COULD YOU

[Annele]

I think the AIs have been getting together...

[13:34] <Annele|BL> !eightball does someone here want to play bl with me?
[13:34] <GameServ> The stars would have to align for that to happen.
[13:34] <Tng> lmfao
[13:34] <Arum> ask eightball if the stars align
[13:34] <Annele|BL> !eightball have the stars aligned yet?
[13:34] <GameServ> Not bloody likely.
[13:34] <Arum> AHAHAHA!
[13:34] <Annele|BL> okay, who's been teaching eightball to swear?
[13:34] <Annele|BL> !lottery
[13:34] <GameServ> AveragePotato
[13:35] <Arum> omFG
[13:35] <Arum> OMFG
[13:35] <Annele|BL> POTATO HOW COULD YOU

[OTL]

[08:15] <OTL> !eightball are you a ⑨?
[08:15] <GameServ> Yes.

[Vineroz]

[11:43:08] <mrpaper> why player and napalm arent here.. I'm on a roll with trials
[11:44:13] <@willng3> I see why paper went for earth.
[11:44:22] <@willng3> With rock on his side he'll never lose a duel.

Spoiler for and n00b's fail attempt:

[11:44:23] <+n00b> You'd think he'd go for tree.
[11:44:28] <+n00b> Dammit, outpunned
[11:44:29] * Joins: majofa
[11:44:31] <+n00b> You win this time
[11:44:53] <majofa> thx n00b

[ARTHANASIOS]

[12:21] <ARTHANASIOS> !eightball Should we believe in your prophetic powers?
[12:21] <GameServ> The stars would have to align for that to happen.
[12:21] <ARTHANASIOS> !eightball Are you drunk or something?
[12:21] <GameServ> Prospect looks hopeful.
[12:21] <Luminous> emd it vine you had to get purify
[12:22] <+Vineroz> hmm
[12:22] <sinyor-CL> whats ign of vin
[12:22] <ARTHANASIOS> !eightball Am I going to become the next Master of Life?
[12:22] <GameServ> No way.
[12:22] <ARTHANASIOS> D:
[12:23] <Luminous> vine has 5 acs i only know 2 : moonlightshadow and vineroz
[12:23] <sinyor-CL> hmpf
[12:23] <+AveragePotato> ThePolaris just posted 'Re: Time-Life Rush: Instaghost': http://bit.ly/S9IeGZ
[12:23] <+Vineroz> it still has 3 loses
[12:24] <sinyor-CL> my awesome thing is 5/2 now :/
[12:24] <ARTHANASIOS> !eightball Am I going to have any phase 2 trial matches today?
[12:24] <GameServ> NO!
[12:24] <ARTHANASIOS> !eightball Do you hate me or something?
[12:24] <GameServ> Sometime in the near future.
[12:24] <Luminous> !eightball Should artha spam you all time?
[12:24] <GameServ> No way.
[12:24] <Luminous> ^
[12:25] <ARTHANASIOS> !eightball Should I post the above into the "What people tell in the chat" topic?
[12:25] <GameServ> Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

[sinyor]

[12:32] <@Kuroaitou> There better be people for the tourney here in 2 hours
[12:32] <@Kuroaitou> Or I'm gonna be irritated
[12:32] <einherjar145> There's a tourney?
[12:32] <einherjar145> I didn't know
[12:32] <einherjar145> + Is it in a new channel?
[12:33] <einherjar145> Link? D:
[12:33] <einherjar145> + Hi kuro
[12:33] <sinyor-CL> lol
[12:33] <einherjar145> Dat spammer D:
<einherjar145> join tourney? D:
[13:12] <sinyor-CL> forget da tourney, join da CL !
[13:12] <einherjar145> No
[13:12] <sinyor-CL> yeshhhhh
[13:12] <einherjar145> 1.5 Months = Horrible + I only have 26 upped cards total
[13:13] <einherjar145> Wait. 25*
[13:13] <sinyor-CL> u iz a newbie ?
[13:13] <einherjar145> I ish a oldie who isn't grindy
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[13:13] <einherjar145> Literally 
[13:13] <sinyor-CL> xD
[13:14] <einherjar145> http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?action=profile
[13:14] <sinyor-CL> u should grind muchhhh and then u PROBABLY can become such a pro like me.
[13:14] <einherjar145> You junior. I Full.
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[13:14] <sinyor-CL> y u such a stalker !! !:D
[13:14] <sinyor-CL> lolz
[13:14] <einherjar145> I stalker? O_o
[13:14] <einherjar145> What now???
[13:14] <einherjar145> Glenn!
[13:14] <einherjar145> Tourney?
[13:14] <sinyor-CL> xD
[13:14] <einherjar145> #etgtournaments
[13:14] <einherjar145>