What People Say in Chat - Part 2

[RootRanger]

[13:24:39] ‹dracomageat› so antimattered creatures ignore gravity?
[13:24:57] ‹dracomageat› I swear this cardgame just makes up rules as it goes along

[andretimpa]

[19:12:43] ‹Higurashi› Nah. Opposite forces are only opposite by cosmic laws. I love Time. Not as much as Aether, Fire, Death, Darkness or Life, but it's at a nice 6th place. I think. Maybe.

[20:34:00] ‹seulintse› ‹@Zblader› lol... can't I just play the "I have no recollection of this conversation" card?

[andretimpa]

Check your privilege (best moments highlighted)

[22:42:05] ‹Discord› ‹@RootRanger› Root....
[22:42:08] ‹Discord› IM A GIRL!
[22:42:18] ‹Discord› (Dm and Discord stand on opposite sides of a deep crevasse in the snow.) DM: Prepare to be obliterated, boy!
[22:42:20] ‹Zblader› ‹@Discord› You're not Mythologyrules, honey
[22:42:23] ‹Discord› i'm a girl...
[22:42:24] ‹Discord› l-l
[22:42:27] ‹Discord› ;-;
[22:42:59] ‹mrpaper› ‹@Discord› hard o tell u are a girl from here
[22:43:09] ‹Discord› ‹@mrpaper› xD meanie
[22:43:46] ‹MeowMeowCat› ‹@mrpaper› You don't think I'm a girl, do you?
[22:44:14] ‹majofa› swords don't really have 'gender'
[22:44:18] ‹mrpaper› ‹@MeowMeowCat› ure a kitty silly
[22:44:24] ‹CrockettRocket› ‹@Zawadx› By not screwing up reading the rules and not getting depressed by people in chat flame baiting me hard
[22:44:27] ‹Zawadx› ‹@Discord› you did read the next line, right?
[22:44:38] ‹Zblader› ‹@majofa› Hm, but boats are considered female...
[22:44:46] ‹Zblader› Spaceships are female, right?
[22:44:51] ‹Discord› ‹@Zawadx› yea, y'know i'm only rephrasing things
[22:44:55] ‹Zawadx› It was a rhetorical question, but alright
[22:44:56] ‹Discord› ‹@Zblader› e u e
[22:44:57] ‹Zblader› Because if they are, Eternity is female, and we could extend that to Discord
[22:45:13] ‹Discord› ‹@Zblader›
[22:45:16] ‹Submachine› Aegislash has a gender and it's a sword
[22:45:28] ‹Frozengaia› Aegislash also has genitals.
[22:45:33] ‹Frozengaia› Swords don't have genitals.
[22:45:39] ‹MeowMeowCat› ‹@Submachine› She's a Honedge, though.
[22:45:39] ‹Frozengaia› At least I hope they don't
[22:45:43] ‹Frozengaia› ...
[22:45:47] ‹majofa› boats are not a gender but given one, so are they trans? (i'm not sure what no gender to gender is)
[22:45:49] ‹Frozengaia› OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGES
[22:46:04] ‹Zawadx› ‹@Submachine› pls
[22:46:07] ‹andretimpa› ‹@Frozengaia› you didn't look close enough
[22:46:09] ‹Zblader› ‹@majofa› Anti-transgender, maybe? :S
[22:46:10] ‹Zawadx› the mental images
[22:46:10] ‹Submachine› ‹@Frozengaia› they breed by eggs, it's already weird
[22:46:18] ‹Frozengaia› The hilt. The hilttt
[22:46:18] ‹Submachine› imagine a sword popping out from an egg
[22:46:22] ‹Zblader› ‹@Frozengaia› Hey, hey, calm down, bronco, the boats need to stay innocent
[22:46:37] ‹Zblader› This is going into WPSIC, isn't it....
[22:46:37] ‹MeowMeowCat› ‹@Frozengaia› *clanking intensifies*
[22:47:05] ‹Puff› or an egg popping out from a sword
[22:47:05] ‹Puff› which came first, the sword or the egg?
[22:47:14] ‹MeowMeowCat› ‹@Puff› The scabbard.
[22:47:28] ‹MeowMeowCat› Hey wait a minute
[22:47:29] ‹Zblader› ‹@Puff› The Chicken, lady
[22:47:35] ‹MeowMeowCat› Is putting a sword into it's scabbard Sword-Sex?
[22:47:56] ‹andretimpa› do shields have gender?
[22:48:07] ‹Discord› ‹@andretimpa› nu
[22:48:12] ‹andretimpa› how are armors made?
[22:48:12] ‹majofa› is putting pants on sex?
[22:48:16] ‹andretimpa› I'm confused
[22:48:33] ‹MeowMeowCat› ‹@andretimpa› They identify as Apache Attack Helicopters; check your privilege'
[22:48:53] ‹Zblader› ‹@majofa› Depends on your definition of dry humping
[22:48:55] ‹Submachine› ‹@majofa› noone will upload that to WPSIC
[22:49:09] ‹Zblader› (We already crossed the WPSIC line long ago, thanks Frozen)
[22:49:16] ‹Puff› I've heard some say that the sword is the male and the shield is female, though supposedly it's the men that guard the women
[22:49:28] ‹Frozengaia› Anyway
[22:49:30] ‹Frozengaia› Berb
[22:49:38] ‹MeowMeowCat› ‹@Puff› CLANKING INTENSIFIES
[22:49:43] ‹andretimpa› ‹@Zblader› I'm waiting for the conversation to end to know where to crop
[22:49:43] ‹Zblader› ‹@Puff› Interesting statement
[22:49:50] ‹Zblader› ‹@andretimpa› Not surprised
[22:49:57] ‹MeowMeowCat› ‹@Puff› So is a sword battle just a passionate act of love?
[22:49:59] ‹Zblader› So guys
[22:50:05] ‹Zblader› What gender is a bunchie?
[22:50:13] ‹rob77dp› bunchie, of course
[22:50:33] ‹majofa› male, female, and bunchie
[22:50:54] ‹Submachine› bunchie is the blue gender
[22:51:18] ‹andretimpa› are we talking of rainbow bunchies or regular bunchies?
[22:51:27] ‹Discord› female is the purple gender
[22:51:32] ‹RootRanger› I haven't taken the time to set up stream and idk how much time Vangelios has
[22:51:35] ‹Zblader› ‹@andretimpa› NaesalaBunchies, actually
[22:52:11] ‹Submachine› that's twisted
[22:52:22] ‹Discord› indeed

A new era of chat spamming has dawned

[23:29:15] ‹Frozengaia› ____________
[23:29:20] ‹Frozengaia› Omfg it works
[23:29:37] ‹Frozengaia› This just goes to show
[23:29:42] ‹Frozengaia› You can make a face out of anything
[23:31:03] ‹Frozengaia› Even gravy

[Dm]

[22:42:18] ‹Discord› (Dm and Discord stand on opposite sides of a deep crevasse in the snow.) DM: Prepare to be obliterated, boy!

Why the hell am I mentioned

Stahp mentioning me

Gais

Gais pls

Wtf

[Espithel]

¬_¬

[Solaris]

¬_¬

I can explain!

[ZephyrPhantom]

What's deeper, the elbow or the cow?

[Zyardran]

[22:42:18] ‹Discord› (Dm and Discord stand on opposite sides of a deep crevasse in the snow.) DM: Prepare to be obliterated, boy!

Why the hell am I mentioned

Stahp mentioning me

Gais

Gais pls

Wtf

suck it up, buttercup, this is for the lols and the lore.

[andretimpa]

Everyone gets poked

part 1 (poke me if needed)

[17:51:11] ‹Discord› myth...
[17:51:20] ‹mythologyrules› Ok I'm done
[17:51:23] ‹Discord› let me handle this
[17:51:30] ‹mythologyrules› Poke me if needed
[17:51:50] ‹hainkarga› /poke mythologyrules
[17:52:10] ‹Discord› lol
[17:53:54] ‹mythologyrules› ‹@hainkarga› yes? What do you need?
[17:54:20] Guest-Virus-4e12d joined.
[17:54:27] ‹mythologyrules› Virus... Welcome
[17:54:50] Guest-Virus-4e12d left.
[17:54:54] ‹Submachine› myth is the new antivirus x)
[17:54:58] ‹mythologyrules› Was that too strong?
[17:55:04] ‹Submachine› better than Avast
[17:55:20] ‹mythologyrules› Ummmmm ok?
[17:55:28] ‹Discord› lol
[17:55:33] ‹Discord› that's just guest behaviour
[17:55:36] ‹Discord› they all do that
[17:56:03] ‹mythologyrules› Umm.....ok I guess
[17:56:21] ‹mythologyrules› So anywho poke me if needed
[17:56:36] ‹andretimpa› ‹@mythologyrules›
[17:56:56] ‹mythologyrules› ‹@andretimpa› what do ya need?!
[17:57:03] ‹Discord› ok guys
[17:57:06] ‹Discord› be nce to her
[17:57:32] ‹mythologyrules› Poke me if needed for a REAL NEED ONLY
[17:57:57] ‹hainkarga› but i want to
[17:58:04] ‹hainkarga› i Need to
[17:58:05] ‹mythologyrules› Otherwise I will not answer
[17:58:16] ‹Discord› ...
[17:58:18] ‹Discord› hain
[17:58:57] ‹mythologyrules› Got it guys? I do not like being mean, but I will if I have to
[17:59:10] ‹Discord› sigh
[17:59:14] ‹mythologyrules› Poke me if needed
[17:59:24] ‹Dm› ‹@mythologyrules›
[17:59:36] ‹Discord› -_-
[17:59:56] mythologyrules left.

part 2 (Dm x disco)

[18:00:08] ‹Opsinis› ‹@Dm›
[18:00:15] ‹Dm› ‹@Opsinis› No.
[18:00:40] ‹andretimpa› ‹@Dm›
[18:00:56] ‹Dm› ‹@andretimpa› No
[18:01:04] ‹Discord› ‹@Dm›
[18:01:07] ‹Opsinis› Y u no looooove me
[18:01:07] ‹Discord› =P
[18:01:15] ‹Dm› ‹@Discord› No.
[18:01:17] ‹Naesala› ‹@Opsinis› I luv u bbe
[18:01:23] ‹Discord› ‹@Dm› yes
[18:01:33] ‹Dm› She said yes
[18:01:38] ‹Dm› I can kiss the bride now
[18:01:45] ‹andretimpa› that's what she said
[18:01:47] ‹Discord› ‹@Dm› <3
[18:02:07] ‹Dm› ‹@Discord› <3

[Espithel]

[00:55:17] ‹Discord› Is that a cock?
[00:55:20] ‹Discord›
[00:56:01] ‹Frozengaia› "Is that a cock?" -Discord 2015
[00:56:10] ‹Discord› ‹@Frozengaia› e n e
[00:56:26] ‹Guest-Holycow-c04fe› it's certainly not a choc
[00:56:38] ‹Discord› ughn
(Skip)
[01:01:20] ‹Discord› ""is that a cock?" -Discord 2015" -Frozengaia 2015
[01:02:05] ‹Frozengaia› ‹@Discord› ""Is that a cock?" -Discord 2015" -Frozengaia 2015" - Discord 2015
[01:02:13] ‹Discord› xD
[01:02:40] ‹Guest-MindFlayer-248e5› Why are we quoting people asking if something is a cock or not?
[01:02:48] ‹Discord› ""Is that a cock?" -Discord 2015" -Frozengaia 2015" - Discord 2015" -Frozengaia 2015
[01:03:03] ‹Discord› ‹@Guest-MindFlayer-248e5› it was supposed to be a joke
[01:03:08] ‹Opsinis› Thanks you.
[01:03:10] ‹Naesala› >.>
[01:03:18] ‹Discord› ?
[01:03:37] ‹dawn_to_dusk› but was it a cock
[01:03:42] ‹Frozengaia› """""Is that a cock?" - Discord 2015" - Frozengaia 2015" - Discord 2015" - Frozengaia 2015" - Discord 2015
[01:03:46] ‹Frozengaia› I'LL DICK HARDER
[01:04:00] ‹Guest-MindFlayer-248e5› Oh wait found it: [16:55:17] ‹Discord› is that a cock?
[01:04:08] ‹iDaire› WOW.
[01:04:14] ‹iDaire› Where the hell did this chatroom go?
[01:04:42] ‹Guest-MindFlayer-248e5› ‹@iDaire› Hell
[01:04:44] ‹Discord› """Is that a cock?" - Discord 2015" - Frozengaia 2015" - Discord 2015" - Frozengaia 2015" - Discord 2015" -Frozengaia 2015
[01:04:48] ‹Guest-Holycow-c04fe› down the gutter, clearly
[01:04:50] ‹Discord› BOOM
[01:04:59] ‹Frozengaia› Oh ffs
[01:05:06] ‹Discord› oh.. i'm dying
[01:05:20] ‹Frozengaia› """"""Is that a cock?" - Discord 2015" - Frozengaia 2015" - Discord 2015" - Frozengaia 2015" - Discord 2015" - Frozengaia 2015" - Discord 2015
[01:05:30] ‹Frozengaia› I'LL DICK HARDER.
[01:05:36] ‹willng3› k
[01:05:41] ‹willng3› Can we not
[01:05:53] ‹Discord› frozen wins
[01:05:55] ‹iDaire› xD
[01:05:59] ‹Discord› oh god my sides
[01:06:04] ‹Frozengaia› Finally. ¬_¬
[01:06:09] ‹iDaire› Will had to step in and be like "Guys, shut up."
[01:06:18] ‹Discord› ‹@willng3› my appologies, will. we were just having a little fun
[01:06:23] ‹dawn_to_dusk› im out
[01:06:24] ‹Guest-Holycow-c04fe› to change the topic:
[01:06:25] • Guest-Holycow-c04fe is a cow
[01:06:31] ‹Frozengaia› No, YOU were just having a little fun
[01:06:39] ‹Discord› e u e
[01:06:42] ‹Frozengaia› Challenging my supremacy like that.
[01:06:42] ‹Frozengaia› How dare you.
[01:06:42] ‹iDaire› Lol.
[01:06:48] ‹Guest-Holycow-c04fe› you were having a big, hard fun?
[01:06:56] • Discord wipes a tear from eye

[Zyardran]

Spoiler for Sub knows all...:

[19:14:31] Submachine [»] Discord: I found a gif of your avatar while you were away
[19:14:42] Submachine [»] Discord: Now you can use this whenever you blush
[19:14:42] Discord [»] Submachine: :O
[19:14:49] Submachine [»] Discord: http://37.media.tumblr.com/9730fc09179a4f8d0097b0d4fb6b23d2/tumblr_n3c4f6zwZv1r7jzano6_500.gif
[19:14:54] Discord [»] Submachine: link?
[19:15:08] Discord [»] Submachine: OMG that's adorble!
[19:15:13] Submachine [»] Discord: here http://37.media.tumblr.com/9730fc09179a4f8d0097b0d4fb6b23d2/tumblr_n3c4f6zwZv1r7jzano6_500.gif
[19:15:27] Discord [»] Submachine:
[19:15:44] Discord [»] Submachine: i'm saving that in my bookmarks
[19:16:19] Submachine [»] Discord: will you use it?
[19:16:41] Discord [»] Submachine: yup
[19:17:20] Submachine [»] Discord: Glad to know you like it. I think it suits you a bit ^^
[19:17:41] Discord [»] Submachine: heheh...
[19:17:54] Discord [»] Submachine: http://37.media.tumblr.com/9730fc09179a4f8d0097b0d4fb6b23d2/tumblr_n3c4f6zwZv1r7jzano6_500.gif
[19:18:08] Submachine [»] Discord:
[19:18:16] Submachine [»] Discord: See? Perfect xD

...awww shucks x)

[Basman-1453]

The Bizzare Side of the Blab

Act Twelve ~ Coyote

Spoiler for Hidden:

Context explanation: Several days prior, MMC told me that he had shot three coyotes that crept into his farm. He saw the coyotes when he's bringing some feed for his cattles and horses. Two of them died on the spot from the ballistic trauma and the third is getting a slower, but no less sure, death, if I interpreted what MMC said correctly.

[06:42:59] Basman-1453 [»] MeowMeowCat: /me casts Resurrection to MMC's coyotes
[06:44:25] MeowMeowCat [»] Basman-1453: Don't do it! They will die!
[06:44:44] Basman-1453 [»] MeowMeowCat: They who? The cattles?
[06:44:57] MeowMeowCat [»] Basman-1453: The coyotes!
[06:45:08] MeowMeowCat [»] Basman-1453: You said you bring them back alive, but not heal their wounds.
[06:45:43] Basman-1453 [»] MeowMeowCat: ... orite, most of 'em died from ballistic wounds :/

Coyote, coyote~ Woooo~
Coyote, coyote~ Woooo~