What People Say in Chat - Part 2

[andretimpa]

I cri evry tiem

[23:44:05] ‹dawn_to_dusk› guys i have an announcement
[23:44:14] ‹dawn_to_dusk› me and AP are going out
[23:44:30] ‹ddevans96› Gratz
[23:44:31] ‹iDaire› =O
[23:44:32] ‹dawn_to_dusk› it asked me out yesterday, i wasnt comfortable with saying anything until now
[23:44:38] ‹iDaire› Potatoship.
[23:44:53] ‹dawn_to_dusk› :3
[23:45:48] ‹dawn_to_dusk› i must take my leave here
[23:45:49] ‹dawn_to_dusk› cya
[23:46:00] ‹iDaire› Cya
[23:46:50] ‹iDaire› MY MUSIC ALL SOUNDS LOW QUALITY!
[23:47:04] ‹iDaire› Hold on for a second. Switching headphones.
[23:47:54] ‹iDaire› This didn't help.
[23:50:29] ‹dawn_to_dusk› im back because i wasnt able to do what i wanted
[23:50:49] ‹iDaire› Potato dumped you?
[23:51:11] ‹iDaire› Pretty quick too.
[23:51:18] ‹dawn_to_dusk› not yet
[23:51:28] ‹dawn_to_dusk› i was going to get something done
[23:51:46] ‹dawn_to_dusk› however i wa--
[23:52:08] ‹dawn_to_dusk› ‹@AveragePotato› THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WHERES WALDO???
[23:52:09] ‹Coffeeditto› ‹@iDaire› Try switching option to speakers
[23:52:14] ‹Coffeeditto› In configuration
[23:52:23] ‹Coffeeditto› Always works for me
[23:52:29] ‹dawn_to_dusk› WHAT IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING???
[23:52:33] ‹ddevans96› [20:52:19] ‹AveragePotato› The latest forum post is Re: Knife Thrower | Knife Thrower [AtE 8/??] from flyingcat. Can you find Waldo?
[23:52:33] ‹dawn_to_dusk› WE ARE THROUGH
[23:52:34] ‹ddevans96› LOL
[23:52:41] ‹iDaire› XD
[23:52:54] ‹Coffeeditto› [22:53:47] ‹AveragePotato› The latest forum post is Re: Knife Thrower | Knife Thrower [AtE 8/??] from flyingcat. Shhh... don't tell anyone.
[23:52:55] ‹dawn_to_dusk› so done
[23:52:56] ‹Coffeeditto› Too late
[23:53:08] ‹iDaire› This has to be the third time chat had me rolling.
[23:53:31] ‹ddevans96› dawn: Didn't you cheat on me? I don't remember
[23:53:37] ‹dawn_to_dusk› so fakin dun
[23:54:17] ‹dawn_to_dusk› ‹@ddevans96› pfft details
[23:54:38] ‹ddevans96› Heh
[23:55:16] ‹dawn_to_dusk› you were still my side bae, AP was going full on with waldo
[23:55:23] ‹dawn_to_dusk› that lying cheating scum
[23:55:55] ‹ddevans96› X)
[23:56:46] ‹dawn_to_dusk› [12:56:20] ‹AveragePotato› The latest forum post is Re: Knife Thrower | Knife Thrower [AtE 8/??] from Vangelios. O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
[23:56:47] ‹dawn_to_dusk› stfu

[Espithel]

[13:03:36] ‹Puff› do we have a large enough population of large, sweaty women for it to have a decent impact on the metagame?

Edit:
[16:37:47] ‹ddevans96› TIC: Everyone is high, and Frozen is sucking off a statue

Spoiler for context:

[16:15:28] ‹Treldon› ‹@Frozengaia› Proving one;s sentience is harder...
[16:15:52] ‹Frozengaia› ‹@Treldon› It's improvable, is the point
[16:16:15] ‹jonathancrazyj› ‹@Frozengaia› I think, therefore there are thoughts.
[16:16:35] ‹jonathancrazyj› ontologically speaking, the work "thought" requires a thinker
[16:16:49] ‹Treldon› ‹@Frozengaia› Quite simple. I exist and you are all just figments of my imagination
[16:17:07] ‹Frozengaia› ‹@Treldon› What stops me from me existing, and all of you just being figments of MY imagination?
[16:17:14] ‹jonathancrazyj› it is far easier to prove one's own existence than the existance of the table i am sitting at
[16:17:32] ‹Treldon› ‹@jonathancrazyj› What table?
[16:17:44] ‹jonathancrazyj› ‹@Frozengaia› has anyone ever taught you anything you didn't already know
[16:18:09] ‹jonathancrazyj› if so, there are thoughts seperate from your own thinking
[16:18:20] ‹Frozengaia› ‹@jonathancrazyj› But how do we know I didn't know it?
[16:18:48] ‹Frozengaia› There are parts of my imagination not even I know that exist.
[16:18:58] ‹Frozengaia› Or do they exist?
[16:19:24] ‹jonathancrazyj› ‹@Treldon› lol
[16:19:45] ‹jonathancrazyj› ‹@Frozengaia› They exists only once their presence is known to you
[16:19:48] ‹Treldon› A conscious mind has a sub- and unconscious part as well, so yup, they exist.
[16:20:14] ‹Treldon› Though they are only shadows of my consciousness cast on the walls of my imagination
[16:20:45] ‹Frozengaia› ‹@Treldon› ‹@jonathancrazyj› So why can't everything I don't know but exist part of my subconcious and unconcious, being brought up to conciousness once I know about them? You figments.
[16:20:51] ‹jonathancrazyj› (i don't think I have ever used my A-Level in Philosophy to semi-troll before lol)
[16:22:52] ‹Treldon› ‹@Frozengaia› You do realize you are just part of my mind explaining to the other part why it shouldn't be aware of itself being shattered and reassembled by itself
[16:23:45] ‹jonathancrazyj› ‹@Treldon› it's ok treldon, you and i are real, Frozen isn't
[16:25:08] ‹Treldon› ‹@jonathancrazyj› Hush, singing-voice-in-my-head, now is not the time for your skills
[16:25:13] ‹Frozengaia› ‹@Treldon› But you're just part of my mind doing the same thing.
[16:26:10] ‹Frozengaia› You know, if I was a mod right now
[16:26:17] ‹Frozengaia› I'd ban everyone for 20 minutes
[16:26:30] ‹Frozengaia› Then go on a merry rampage, spamming "I AM THE ONLY ONE! THE WORLD ENDS WITH I!" in allcaps.
[16:26:58] ‹Frozengaia› ... Which is why I'm not a mod.
[16:27:02] ‹Treldon› ‹@Frozengaia› You will need to do better than that, overly-convoluted-voice-in-my-head
[16:27:51] ‹Treldon› I have yet to convince myself of the lack of my own existence, thus I am

[16:28:20] ‹Frozengaia› I have yet to convince myself of god's existence
[16:28:26] ‹Frozengaia› Therefore god is real
[16:28:56] ‹Dm› I'm god.
[16:29:31] ‹Frozengaia› ‹@Dm› Can I be God?
[16:29:42] ‹ddevans96› TIC: Everyone is high
[16:29:45] ‹Dm› No.
[16:29:51] ‹Frozengaia› D:
[16:30:07] ‹Treldon› ‹@ddevans96› Hardly. Just talking to myselves
[16:30:17] ‹jonathancrazyj› OH HOLY CREATOR Dm, bestow on us a gift of knowledge, whatever you speak now, we shall take as doctrine!
[16:30:46] ‹jonathancrazyj› ‹@Treldon› hahaha nice
[16:30:58] ‹Frozengaia› ‹@Treldon› Lols
[16:31:39] ‹Dm› Fap.
[16:31:54] ‹jonathancrazyj› OH HOLY FAP. JOYOUS FAP OF THE GODS
[16:32:31] ‹Frozengaia› Begin the daily masturbation rituals
[16:32:38] ‹jonathancrazyj› We shall create a statue in the name of Fap, where all may kneel and give tribute
[16:33:12] • jonathancrazyj builds statue. Gives Tribute.
[16:33:21] ‹jonathancrazyj› ‹@Treldon› clean the statue
[16:33:44] ‹Frozengaia› ‹@jonathancrazyj› I want to clean the statue
[16:34:29] ‹Treldon› ‹@Frozengaia› Go ahead then overly-convoluted-voice-in-my-head
[16:34:41] ‹Frozengaia› ‹@Treldon› Thank you.
[16:34:47] • Frozengaia cleans the statue dilligently with oil
[16:35:21] ‹jonathancrazyj› ‹@Frozengaia› hang on are you cleaning the statue or giving tribute?
[16:35:28] ‹Frozengaia› ‹@jonathancrazyj› Both
[16:36:56] ‹Frozengaia› I'm on my knees already. What more do you ask for?
[16:37:47] ‹ddevans96› TIC: Everyone is high, and Frozen is sucking off a statue
[16:38:29] ‹ddevans96› Urgh, hungry. brb
[16:38:43] ‹Dm› >start talking about semen
[16:38:45] ‹Dm› >ddevans gets hungry
[16:38:47] ‹Dm› Well okay then

[Zyardran]

Boom! different site!!!!
quotev chat activity:
Aus10: How many fucks do you give if you were fucked by a fucker?
Aus10:  You don't have to answer that one,What's your favorite animal?
크립토 나이트 : ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
That Loaf Of White Bread:  What would you do if you were kidnapped?
크립토 나이트:
크립토 나이트:  ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Discord: kill all of em?
Evelyn:  Which would you kill, marry or like
1: Justin Bieber
2: James bay
3: me haha
Discord:  kill jb marry you, like..... NO ONE
Evelyn:  Why are you answering matts questions?
Discord:  cause it's a free counrty
Evelyn: Learn to spell
Discord:  make me >.>
Evelyn:  Oh man I will
Discord: is that a threat? bring it on!!!!!!
Evelyn:  Silly minecraft addicted dude
Discord:  i'm a girl
Evelyn : And?
Discord: >.> nvm
Evelyn:  I know that I called you dude, dude can be girls
Discord:  ik
Evelyn: Then grow up
Discord:  xD
Evelyn:  Goodbye
Discord: buh bye
sad sad day when i mess up on spelling......

[AnonymousRevival]

[14:29:11] ‹AnonymousRevival› You're a magyar?
[14:29:16] ‹Guest-FateEgg-248e5› Treldon~
[14:29:43] ‹Treldon› ‹@AnonymousRevival› Correct
[14:29:51] ‹Treldon› Kirby~
[14:30:03] ‹ji412jo› hungary?
[14:30:11] ‹AnonymousRevival› lol I have a hard time pronouncing Hungary in Hungarian Magyarorszag or something like that
[14:30:16] ‹AnonymousRevival› ‹@ji412jo› Yes
[14:30:45] ‹ddevans96› I'm also Hungary, going to the kitchen. brb
[14:31:07] ‹AnonymousRevival› Are you so Hungary that you're Russian?
[14:31:25] ‹Treldon› He's russian to get some Turkey
[14:31:50] ‹AnonymousRevival› He needs to Czech he hasn't Finnished his Turkey
[14:31:56] ‹AnonymousRevival› from last night
[14:33:03] ‹Guest-FateEgg-248e5› Norway should we keep doing this
[14:33:23] ‹Guest-FateEgg-248e5› (srsly, last time this happened, we had people rhyming in chat for hours)
[14:33:33] ‹AnonymousRevival› Kenya stop butting in? I'm China being cool here
[14:33:59] ‹ddevans96› kirby: Yeah, I agreece, we should stop

[andretimpa]

[19:05:07] ‹SpikeSpiegel› i've played for like...5 years and i got this
[19:05:23] ‹Dm› Noob
[19:05:26] ‹Dm› shit nymph collection
[19:05:30] ‹Opsinis› Look at Spike, lol, underachieving
[19:05:35] ‹SpikeSpiegel›
[19:05:35] ‹Dm› IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE WOMEN
[19:05:38] ‹Dm› CAN YOU EVEN CALL YOURSELF
[19:05:39] ‹Dm› A MAN?!
[19:05:51] ‹SpikeSpiegel› ...yes?
[19:05:56] ‹Guest-Virus-134e3› Anyone want to try my rainbow deck? I bet you won't win
[19:06:03] ‹ddevans96› Spike: only one upped nymph, noob
[19:06:14] ‹Guest-PhaseSpider-6f6fV› ‹@SpikeSpiegel› nice
[19:06:24] ‹SpikeSpiegel› nymph should not be...oh nvm
[19:06:39] ‹Guest-Virus-134e3› anyone?
[19:06:46] ‹SpikeSpiegel› ‹@Guest-Virus-134e3› me
[19:06:56] ‹Guest-Virus-134e3› ign?
[19:07:09] ‹Guest-PhaseSpider-6f6fV› ‹@SpikeSpiegel› any tips for farming?
[19:07:10] ‹SpikeSpiegel› just let me open the game
[19:07:18] ‹SpikeSpiegel› ‹@Guest-PhaseSpider-6f6fV› do it a lot.
[19:07:31] ‹Dm› ‹@SpikeSpiegel› Open your game?
[19:07:35] ‹Dm› You need to STEP UP your game
[19:07:39] ‹SpikeSpiegel› ‹@Guest-PhaseSpider-6f6fV› and take a look to our forum, it's fully of ti
[19:07:41] ‹SpikeSpiegel› tips
[19:07:57] Guest-Virus-134e3 left.
[19:07:53] ‹ddevans96› Spike: There's no point having more than 6 nymphs of an element and not upgrading any of them
[19:07:58] ‹Guest-PhaseSpider-6f6fV› ok
[19:08:21] konkuest joined.
[19:08:22] ‹Dm› See spike
[19:08:27] ‹Dm› Shit like this is why you're master of
[19:08:29] ‹konkuest› hey everyone:)
[19:08:32] ‹SpikeSpiegel› ‹@Guest-Virus-134e3› my ign is the same here
[19:08:35] ‹Dm› If you had proper nymphs you could main a better element
[19:08:38] ‹Dm›

[Espithel]

Guest-BlueCrawler-cf9c1 joined.
‹Guest-BlueCrawler-cf9c1› are you cola
Guest-BlueCrawler-cf9c1 left.

If you are cola, please go to a doctor and get yourself checked out.
You're supposed to be careful with your banguns, guys

Edit:
[23:58:38] ‹Higurashi› Poison does too little damage to do anything against Sancs+Miracles, and Arses get Exploded.

[andretimpa]

chatmods these days

[12:42:03] ‹theelkspeaks› I'm going to spam stuff until that guy's off my screen
[12:42:05] ‹theelkspeaks› asjkdflj
[12:42:07] ‹theelkspeaks› aslkdjflakj
[12:42:08] ‹theelkspeaks› ajsldkfjasl
[12:42:09] ‹theelkspeaks› aslkdjflaskj
[12:42:10] ‹theelkspeaks› asldkfjaslkj
[12:42:11] ‹theelkspeaks› asjlkdfajsld
[12:42:12] ‹theelkspeaks› aslkdjflaskjd

Spoiler for context:

[12:42:03] ‹theelkspeaks› I'm going to spam stuff until that guy's off my screen
[12:42:05] ‹theelkspeaks› asjkdflj
[12:42:07] ‹theelkspeaks› aslkdjflakj
[12:42:08] ‹theelkspeaks› ajsldkfjasl
[12:42:09] ‹theelkspeaks› aslkdjflaskj
[12:42:10] ‹theelkspeaks› asldkfjaslkj
[12:42:11] ‹theelkspeaks› asjlkdfajsld
[12:42:12] ‹theelkspeaks› aslkdjflaskjd
[12:42:21] ‹iancudorinmarian› Ummm...
[12:42:22] ‹theelkspeaks› ajsldfkaj
[12:42:27] ‹iancudorinmarian› That's not a good idea.
[12:42:34] ‹iancudorinmarian› Spam spam with more spam? wat
[12:42:50] ‹theelkspeaks› trying to make it so his non-PG-13 stuff doesn't show up for anyone who just loads into chaat
[12:42:58] ‹theelkspeaks› because only the last ~20 messages show up
[12:42:58] ‹Frozengaia› Fair enough

Japanese 101

[23:20:34] ‹iDaire› Sama / Chan / Kun / Pai / Senpai <-- What do these even mean
[23:20:49] ‹Dm› ‹@iDaire› Just go search.
[23:21:08] ‹ddevans96› Senpai means bitch. If you say 'notice me senpai', it's really deragtory and you shouldnt' say it
[23:21:09] ‹Zblader› ‹@iDaire› Just call me Z-sama and Sky sky-chan
[23:21:11] ‹ddevans96› Also I'm trolling
[23:21:12] ‹Puff› honorifics. Sort of like how you add "Mr." and the like in English, but it's more emphasized in japanese culture
[23:21:17] ‹Zblader› That's all you need to know
[23:21:36] Vangelios left.
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[23:21:41] ‹Dm› ‹@iDaire› In a quick run down, -sama is for masters, -chan is a cute way of calling people usually reserved for girls, -kun is for young boys, senpai is for people who are above you but are not teachers/masters (like someone a grade up)
[23:21:51] ‹Zblader› (more seriously: -sama indicates a great deal of respect, more so than "-san". "chan" and "kun" are- damnit Dm)
[23:21:57] ‹Dm› That's obviously very basic and doesn't cover everything but if you just want to distinguish them..
[23:22:21] ‹iDaire› Thanks.
[23:22:30] ‹andretimpa› ‹@iDaire› just add desu to the end and you'll be fine
[23:22:32] ‹iDaire› That really irritated me while I was watching anime.
[23:22:32] ‹Dm› ‹@Zblader› Type 2 fast 4 me
[23:22:37] ‹Zblader› Hushou
[23:22:41] ‹Zblader› Hushyou*
[23:22:50] ‹Puff› nanodesu for more kawaii uguu anime
[23:23:00] ‹Zblader› ‹@iDaire› But kohai, subtitles are amazing desu
[23:23:02] ‹Zblader› desu desu desu
[23:23:05] ‹Dm› ‹@Puff› nanodesu nyan
[23:23:15] ‹Puff› and add "nippah" if you want people to hate you more
[23:23:25] ‹iDaire› Subtitles add the japanese suffix, which is what irritated me to begin with.
[23:23:25] ‹Zblader› I
[23:23:28] ‹Zblader› I've got a better idea
[23:23:32] ‹Zblader› Ore-sama wa sugoi da
[23:23:35] ‹Dm› ‹@iDaire› The one you're gonna read the most is -san.
[23:23:41] ‹Zblader› ‹@iDaire› Silence, zasshu
[23:23:45] ‹ddevans96› Alright, time to pull Kendrick
[23:23:47] ‹Dm› If you stop watching Shounen and naruto related crap you should see less "-chan".
[23:23:51] ‹Zblader› Subtitltes are fitting for the A.U.O
[23:23:58] ‹Dm› It should usually only be seen when an old man talks to a young girl or whatever.
[23:24:02] ‹iDaire› I see san all the time.
[23:24:06] ‹Puff› that's because they're hard to translate. Sometimes, it's hard to drop honorifics without losing context
[23:24:11] ‹Dm› You should see "-kun" if there is an older male character and a younger male character.
[23:24:16] ‹Zblader›
[23:24:22] ‹Dm› You can expect to see "sama" if there's an obsessed girl with a romantic interest or an actual master.
[23:24:22] ‹Zblader› Mongrel-chan*
[23:24:32] ‹Dm› And you're going to see senpai in every single school anime, no questions asked.
[23:24:44] ‹Dm› And depending on the anime you might read "kouhai" or "kohai" too. It's just the opposite of senpai.
[23:24:47] ‹iDaire› Hmm.
[23:24:59] ‹Puff› like when I say Dm-san, it means that there is some sort of respect to it, so to translate it to English without losing the "respect" part, you'll have to do weird shit like
[23:25:03] ‹iDaire› Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu didn't toss Senpai more than once.
[23:25:04] ‹Puff› "Mr. Dm"
[23:25:11] ‹iDaire› Maybe not even once.
[23:25:22] ‹Dm› Yeah, baka to test to shoukanjuu isn't a very gud animu tho.
[23:25:31] Bramblery left.
[23:25:31] ‹Dm› Try "Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo"
[23:25:36] ‹Dm› You should see senpai every episode.
[23:25:55] ‹ddevans96› Oooh
[23:25:57] ‹Dm› Also, if the school setting doesn't transcend grades senpai and kouhai don't exist either.
[23:26:26] ‹ddevans96› www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNETkxO-IRA
[23:26:34] ‹Dm› (Example being Oreshura)
[23:27:09] ‹Zblader› www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ILx01Oj2tU
[23:27:16] ‹Zblader› ^I prefer this

[iancudorinmarian]

[22:35:09] ‹Guest-Skeleton-32fc5› well i wonder who i remember
[22:35:46] ‹Dm› No one.
[22:36:06] ‹Guest-Skeleton-32fc5› lol i definitly remember you Dm
[22:36:21] ‹Dm› well crap.

[Zyardran]

[22:35:09] ‹Guest-Skeleton-32fc5› well i wonder who i remember
[22:35:46] ‹Dm› No one.
[22:36:06] ‹Guest-Skeleton-32fc5› lol i definitly remember you Dm
[22:36:21] ‹Dm› well crap.

can't say Dm didn't try, let alone wanna be noticed...... i show no sympathy, sorry Dm......  8)

[cisco]

Poor Dm he gets picked on too much

[Zyardran]

Poor Dm he gets picked on too much

i show ni sympathy, cause last time we talk, he made me feel like a waste of space.... which i'd rather not talk about 

[cisco]

Do you need a hug?