What People Say in Chat - Part 2

[Zawadx]

[21:08:35] ‹vagman13› draco, do you even have any friends in real life ?
[21:08:38] ‹skyironsword› agh color conflict is conflicting
[21:08:45] • Zawadx kicks vag in the <censoer
[21:08:54] ‹Zawadx› *<censored>
[21:08:58] ‹dracomageat› not outside of term time
[21:09:02] ‹Zawadx› stupid enter key :getlost:
[21:09:14] ‹vagman13› I pass my kicking skills to zawa
[21:09:35] ‹vagman13› ‹@Zawadx›Now you are the chosen,you will do all the nutkicking

Just to commemorate this historic moment  8)

[SpikeSpiegel]

WELCOME TO THE FIRST CLASS
"HOW TO BE KIND WITH OTHERS"
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Lesson 2:

[skyironsword]

Are all the lessons just going to be Dm saying 'Do I know you?' in different contexts?

[Dm]

Are all the lessons just going to be Dm saying 'Do I know you?' in different contexts?

Do I know you?

[SpikeSpiegel]

Are all the lessons just going to be Dm saying 'Do I know you?' in different contexts?

All the lessons just show how kind Dm can be. Unfortunately he has no fantasy, and so far we are stuck at: do i know you?

[andretimpa]

I hope he switches soon to "Stop stalking me!"

[dark ripper]

Never sacrifice just 7 kittens. Some serious stuff go on in chat.

[12:57:29] ‹dark_ripper› I sacrificed 7 cats for Kuro, but he didnt want them
[12:57:54] ‹dawn_to_dusk› its because there are 7 cats
[12:57:59] ‹dawn_to_dusk› rather than nine
[12:58:18] ‹dawn_to_dusk› if you gave him 9 cats, he would have made a super cat
[12:58:25] ‹dawn_to_dusk› 81 lives
[12:58:37] ‹dawn_to_dusk› hydracat
[12:59:15] ‹dawn_to_dusk› chop off a head and it grows 2 more
[12:59:29] ‹dawn_to_dusk› 81 heads total
[12:59:44] ‹dawn_to_dusk› a ball of kitten heads
[13:00:01] ‹dawn_to_dusk› each of them throwing up furballs
[13:00:18] ‹dawn_to_dusk› like a pulsing sticky field of gloop
[13:00:44] ‹dawn_to_dusk› the screech of the meow, the roar of the purr
[13:02:22] ‹dawn_to_dusk› with 81 heads, whenever the claws come out, it slashes the back of one kitten's head
[13:02:51] ‹dawn_to_dusk› if its less than 81, that head will split
[13:04:53] ‹dawn_to_dusk› the ball will be uncontrolled
[13:05:10] ‹dawn_to_dusk› it will be picked up by the wind and flung to distant areas
[13:05:40] ‹dawn_to_dusk› through towns, across deserts, until it gets too hungry
[13:05:53] ‹dawn_to_dusk› after which it starts eating its own heads
[13:06:24] ‹dawn_to_dusk› drinking the blood of the bloody mess that used to be a head
[13:07:06] ‹dawn_to_dusk› eventually, it will get to a certain town
[13:07:18] ‹dawn_to_dusk› the hydracat will chase after humans
[13:07:29] ‹dawn_to_dusk› it will learn teamwork
[13:07:37] ‹dawn_to_dusk› and be able to control itself
[13:07:51] ‹dawn_to_dusk› though the town wasnt bug enough to feed 81 heads
[13:08:02] ‹dawn_to_dusk› *big
[13:08:34] ‹dawn_to_dusk› and thus it rolls off to another town in search of more humans to feed on
[13:08:56] ‹Malignant› "And that was how I met your mother"
[13:08:59] ‹dawn_to_dusk› these humans are more intelligent however
[13:09:30] ‹dawn_to_dusk› they contain the cat
[13:09:44] ‹dawn_to_dusk› perform tests on it
[13:10:03] ‹dawn_to_dusk› they find out it is too dangerous
[13:10:09] ‹dawn_to_dusk› they throw it into the river
[13:10:32] ‹dawn_to_dusk› with 81 heads, it cant swim
[13:10:49] ‹dawn_to_dusk› it floats down stream
[13:11:22] ‹dawn_to_dusk› gets snagged on a root of a mangrove
[13:11:50] ‹dawn_to_dusk› some children playing nearby see the cat
[13:12:16] ‹dawn_to_dusk› not knowing of its capabilities, they help it out
[13:12:51] ‹dawn_to_dusk› despite being a ruthless beast, the cat spares the childeren
[13:12:59] ‹dawn_to_dusk› after all, they saved its life
[13:14:24] ‹dawn_to_dusk› little did they know, the cat would kill the rest of the town
[13:14:41] ‹dawn_to_dusk› the children are the last two survivor of the town
[13:15:12] ‹dawn_to_dusk› unsure of how to survive, they live off what was in the house and what they could find in town

[Submachine]

Actually, this was funnier when it happened. Don't read it.

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WELCOME TO THE FIRST CLASS
"HOW TO BE KIND WITH OTHERS"
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Lesson 3:

[Espithel]

Kongregate chat. Ruining your elements childhood, one card at a time.

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furkannnO: almost every stall and their mothers use SoD
frozengaia: ...
frozengaia: Thanks for the visual image.
furkannnO: always.
frozengaia: Where do baby stalls come from?
OCI_82: from adult stalls
furkannnO: ^ this
frozengaia: But how do they... -o?
rocktheworld315: just like nymphs
furkannnO: ooooh
frozengaia: ...
rocktheworld315: they orgy all over some pillars
furkannnO: the mental images!
rocktheworld315: and they turn into stalls
rocktheworld315: <3
Asperoth: When a mommy stall and a daddy stall love each other very much...
frozengaia: So pillars are...
frozengaia: Ew.
rocktheworld315: no
rocktheworld315: pillars are pillars
furkannnO: ^
rocktheworld315: nymphs just secrete a liquid that dissolves them into nymphs
furkannnO: you pervert.
frozengaia: So they infest pillars with thier spawn?
furkannnO: they infest pillars with their bodily fluids.
frozengaia: Eww.
furkannnO: you asked for it ._.
rocktheworld315: It's hoooot <3
furkannnO: ya
Dmc_ops: so what you are telling me is that nymphs gangbang pillars
furkannnO: rock also infests pillars with her bodily fluids
furkannnO: thats how relics are made.

[Rutarete]

Kongregate chat. Ruining your elements childhood, one card at a time.

Spoiler for Hidden:

furkannnO: almost every stall and their mothers use SoD
frozengaia: ...
frozengaia: Thanks for the visual image.
furkannnO: always.
frozengaia: Where do baby stalls come from?
OCI_82: from adult stalls
furkannnO: ^ this
frozengaia: But how do they... -o?
rocktheworld315: just like nymphs
furkannnO: ooooh
frozengaia: ...
rocktheworld315: they orgy all over some pillars
furkannnO: the mental images!
rocktheworld315: and they turn into stalls
rocktheworld315: <3
Asperoth: When a mommy stall and a daddy stall love each other very much...
frozengaia: So pillars are...
frozengaia: Ew.
rocktheworld315: no
rocktheworld315: pillars are pillars
furkannnO: ^
rocktheworld315: nymphs just secrete a liquid that dissolves them into nymphs
furkannnO: you pervert.
frozengaia: So they infest pillars with thier spawn?
furkannnO: they infest pillars with their bodily fluids.
frozengaia: Eww.
furkannnO: you asked for it ._.
rocktheworld315: It's hoooot <3
furkannnO: ya
Dmc_ops: so what you are telling me is that nymphs gangbang pillars
furkannnO: rock also infests pillars with her bodily fluids
furkannnO: thats how relics are made.

Haha Ohh, that was great

[SpikeSpiegel]

WELCOME TO THE FIRST CLASS
"HOW TO BE KIND WITH OTHERS"
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Lesson 4:

[andretimpa]

That's an improvement. He's acknowledging others.