What People Say in Chat - Part 2

[TribalTrouble]

We have a new master title.

zerxil: i think im actualy lurning how to win now
tribaltroublelol: learning*
tribaltroublelol: And actually that's a 1 step process
OneOfThose: zerxil, you're life?
tribaltroublelol: you see the victory screen
tribaltroublelol: you win
zerxil: yep
OneOfThose: I ^pm'd Marsu twice
Antz1989: MARSU LIES
Antz1989: who is marsu?
tribaltroublelol: Forum goer
OneOfThose: got no answer, do you know if he will play his match?
tribaltroublelol: go back to rest Antz
tribaltroublelol: no need for you
OneOfThose: or will you sub for him?
Antz1989: sub for him?
zerxil: life general, heck no
OneOfThose: Antz, Marsu is Master of Life
Antz1989: what class does he teach?
Antz1989: sure i'll sub for his biology class.
Antz1989: as long as his students aren't little wankers.
OneOfThose: most students are
OneOfThose: I should know, I started out as a teacher
helmethedd: OOT, rdy
OneOfThose: ok
OneOfThose: searching
Antz1989: is marisa master of aether?
OneOfThose: no, deuce22 is
0z9tu: not anymore antz
Antz1989: can i be master of ravioli?
OneOfThose: sure
Antz1989:
Antz1989: i want that as my title on the fourms.
Antz1989: i want everyone to acknowledge it.
tribaltroublelol: You aren't even on the forums, are you?
zerxil: 13 hours ago
Antz1989: i have an account.
Antz1989: does that count?
tribaltroublelol: account has the word count so yeah
Antz1989: woot.
Antz1989: henceforth i shall be known as antz, master of ravioli on the forums.
Antz1989: anyone who doesn't properly address me will be reported and banned.
zerxil: from eating pasta?
Antz1989: **** pasta.
Antz1989: you traitor.

[MegroN]

Must post this

[08:05:03] zer0 tolerance: i hope i get treebeard first round.
[08:05:09] zer0 tolerance: i hear treebeard is pretty good
[08:05:13] S2xaT5No: loool
[08:05:14] zer0 tolerance: (one of the best)

just realised this was my 100th post

[Submachine]

Must post this

[08:05:03] zer0 tolerance: i hope i get treebeard first round.
[08:05:09] zer0 tolerance: i hear treebeard is pretty good
[08:05:13] S2xaT5No: loool
[08:05:14] zer0 tolerance: (one of the best)

just realised this was my 100th post

treebeard is soo OP, he should be the new Grand Master

[TribalTrouble]

Must post this

[08:05:03] zer0 tolerance: i hope i get treebeard first round.
[08:05:09] zer0 tolerance: i hear treebeard is pretty good
[08:05:13] S2xaT5No: loool
[08:05:14] zer0 tolerance: (one of the best)

just realised this was my 100th post

treebeard is soo OP, he should be the new Grand Master

Heh, that's funny. Personally I think zero was serious.

[artimies7]

*snip*
Antz1989: can i be master of ravioli?
*snip*

*ahem*

Last I checked, there already was a coalition of food element masters here. Antz, pm me why don't you.

[Dm]

The respawn time is shit.

[22:36:13] Dm1321: Don't die
[22:40:39] killsdazombies: Dont die?
[22:42:04] Terroking: Always a good tactic
[22:42:16] Terroking: One I've followed my entire life thus far, pretty effective
[22:42:37] Captain Scibra: But dying is so fun.
[22:44:12] Drake_XIV: It is
[22:44:21] Drake_XIV: The respawn time is shit, though
[22:44:48] killsdazombies: Its a pain to earn extra lives too
[22:44:55] killsdazombies: you need like, a hundred points or something
[22:45:12] Captain Scibra: Good thing I'm a pro.

[CuCN]

[11:46:52] vagman13: I always wanted to be a lesbian
[11:48:05] xn0ize: O.o

[BeefSupreme]

I feel like I've died more times in chat than your average forumgoer..perhaps it's because of my knack for tomfoolery.


[09:22:28 PM] CuCN:
[09:24:23 PM] skotadi phobos: What is the significance of that picture?
[09:24:50 PM] justaburd: The significance?
[09:24:55 PM] justaburd: THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
[09:25:03 PM] justaburd: How could you NOT see it?!
[09:25:13 PM] justaburd: The significance is OBVIOUS!
[09:25:29 PM] skotadi phobos: A rainbow mantis shrimp burned out my eyes
[09:25:42 PM] justaburd: As rightly it should.
[09:29:15 PM] CuCN: a burrowed crawler with GPull
[09:29:20 PM] CuCN: what isn't the significance?
[09:30:07 PM] BeefSupreme: ^
[09:31:55 PM] zerxil: night
[09:31:58 PM] skotadi phobos: It's too late for this crap, is this some sort of bug or just useless stuff?
[09:32:20 PM] skotadi phobos: Night zerxil
[09:33:30 PM] BeefSupreme: useless stuff
[09:36:13 PM] skotadi phobos: Mkay good
[09:39:33 PM] BeefSupreme: oh, but I have made a list of bugs I found in Elements that I'm gonna have to have you take a look about
[09:39:54 PM] BeefSupreme: it's okay; it's only about 30 or 40 things that I found, so it shouldn't take long, right?
[09:39:54 PM] CuCN: and you didn't post them in the report a bug section why?
[09:40:35 PM] BeefSupreme: I've been saving them up to present to sko all at once
[09:40:55 PM] BeefSupreme: here, I put them in this titanpad: bit.ly/13IQC48
[09:41:25 PM] skotadi phobos: Please don't
[09:41:41 PM] BeefSupreme: I love you, sko <3
[09:41:51 PM] skotadi phobos: They need to be in separate threads so I can move them individually
[09:42:14 PM] BeefSupreme: oh dammit you didn't click my link
[09:42:33 PM] skotadi phobos: And make sure they haven't been reported before and I swear if you don't include screen shots I'll hunt you down and murder you with the ferocity of a mantis shrimp
[09:42:34 PM] CuCN: titanpad urls aren't so long that you need to shorten them
[09:42:53 PM] BeefSupreme: yeah they are, CuCN
[09:42:58 PM] BeefSupreme: psh
[09:43:19 PM] CuCN: if yours is, you need to use better naming conventions
[09:44:01 PM] skotadi phobos: *clicks link*
[09:44:10 PM] skotadi phobos: Beef, I hate you
[09:44:13 PM] BeefSupreme: I made a collage of screenshots; you can just look at all the bugs screenshots here: bit.ly/ddNy6G
[09:44:25 PM] BeefSupreme: LOL
[09:44:38 PM] skotadi phobos: You deserve death
[09:44:50 PM] skotadi phobos: Slow death
[09:45:02 PM] BeefSupreme: Did you see the collage of screenshots, too?
[09:45:11 PM] skotadi phobos: I didn't even bother
[09:45:40 PM] skotadi phobos: You can either be killed with a toothpick or a disposable lighter, your choice
[09:45:47 PM] BeefSupreme: But it's different :c
[09:45:55 PM] BeefSupreme: Hm..both good options..very creative..
[09:46:04 PM] CuCN: http://dek.im/d/zl52gz552iz552m8pk
[09:46:06 PM] CuCN: slow death
[09:46:18 PM] BeefSupreme: psh
[09:46:27 PM] BeefSupreme: get rid of the viruses
[09:46:28 PM] skotadi phobos: Indeed
[09:46:30 PM] BeefSupreme: yolo
[09:46:43 PM] skotadi phobos: Toothpick on fire it is
[09:46:51 PM] BeefSupreme: I feel like the toothpick would be too easy.
[09:46:55 PM] BeefSupreme: I choose disposable lighter.
[09:47:31 PM] BeefSupreme: gogogo
[09:47:36 PM] skotadi phobos: "give a man a fire and he's warm for a day but if you set fire to him then he's warm for the rest of his life"
[09:47:51 PM] BeefSupreme: Truly inspirational.
[09:47:55 PM] skotadi phobos: *lights beef on fire*
[09:48:17 PM] BeefSupreme: Mm, nice and war---wow, a little ho---phew, this really hu--OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[09:48:19 PM] BeefSupreme: *dies*

[MegroN]

[00:33:04] Dm1321: I remember I was walking through the mall
[00:33:05] dracomageat: ok dm, point made, some degree of subtlety would be nice too
[00:33:07] Dm1321: And I saw a girl I know
[00:33:20] Dm1321: She looked at me and then quickly looked down to her cellphone and started typing
[00:33:33] Dm1321: Some secs later my cellphone buzzes, I look at it and she texted me the message "Hello"
[00:33:39] Dm1321: WHY?!
[00:34:15] dracomageat: not the best abbreviation of "seconds" dm
[00:34:34] Dm1321: Lol
[00:34:44] Dm1321: Once a night every nite
[00:34:54] dracomageat: lol
[00:35:04] ddevans96: Your hand doesn't count Dm

Deadly stuff

[TribalTrouble]

Discookie leads to some serious discord.

tribaltroublelol: OOT meet Discookie
tribaltroublelol: Discookie meet OOT
OneOfThose: mind if I call you asshole?
OneOfThose:
tribaltroublelol: Go ahead
OneOfThose: nofunatall
tribaltroublelol: lots of fun for me lol
tribaltroublelol: gg
OneOfThose: sniff
tribaltroublelol: lol
OneOfThose: gg
tribaltroublelol: I had only 1 discookie….. in all 30 cards.
tribaltroublelol: another same rules?
OneOfThose: you mean same dex?
tribaltroublelol: no different decks
tribaltroublelol: same rules
tribaltroublelol: rules - unupped no monos
OneOfThose: btw, the time it took me to answer was above 21 sec, I went to piss
tribaltroublelol: lol k
OneOfThose: no discord
OneOfThose: I kill you
tribaltroublelol: Fine.
OneOfThose: we know where you live
tribaltroublelol: T_T bye discookie
tribaltroublelol: @OOT I know but Idc
tribaltroublelol: I have a policeman next door
OneOfThose: soprry work, sec
tribaltroublelol: obviously the boss wants to know why you are using your time at work to threaten random people online while playing a card game that has nothing to do with what you are actually supposed to be theoretically doing. Amiright?
Indecisivetoast: oh damn

Atm he still has yet to return to Kong's chat.

[CuCN]

[13:05:30] Jenkar: And the teacher getting some is why i get good grades
[13:05:40] Jenkar: OH LORD THAT'S SO WRONG.

[Drake_XIV]

[13:05:30] Jenkar: And the teacher getting some is why i get good grades
[13:05:40] Jenkar: OH LORD THAT'S SO WRONG.

Looks like Jenkar is 'working hard' for his grades.