What People Say in Chat - Part 2

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[20:32] <BeefSupreme> Then God said: Get thy ass in thy van.


Edit: Beef'Ninja'Supreme
I hate you.

[BeefSupreme]

I'd just like to point out the amount of *facepalm* there is in Kongregate chat:

SpiritOkami: I'm abit slow tonight c:
theboss1248: Spirit, how'd you get the sideways u for your smiles?
Teh_Euric: the c?
SpiritOkami: lmao
theboss1248: Yeah that
SpiritOkami: Letter 'c'
Teh_Euric: sideways u
Teh_Euric: lawl
SpiritOkami: XD
Teh_Euric: a b sideways u
theboss1248: lol
5678bam: oh my gosh.
5678bam: wat.
SpiritOkami: This has me laughing right now.
5678bam: did someone really just ask that xD
SpiritOkami: I don't think I'm the only one abit slow tonight c:

[Dm]

[22:00] <Dm> Hrmm
[22:00] <Dm> Have this tab open
[22:00] <Dm> and thinking should I or should I not
[22:00] <Keeps> Masturbate?
[22:01] <+Drake_XIV> Masturbate
[22:03] <Dm> Masturbate...
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[22:07] <@ddevans> Think we know what Drake's doing?

Spoiler for Hidden:

[BeefSupreme]

[16:42] == Josh69 [~IRIS@wiri-27-58-2-658.central.biz.rr.com] has joined #elementsthegame
[16:42] <Josh69> Hi
[16:43] <BeefSupreme> I appreciate the "69" at the end of your name
[16:43] <BeefSupreme> It shows that you don't care what anyone thinks about you
[16:43] <Josh69> Ok
[16:43] <Ruta> Way to label, beef
[16:43] <BeefSupreme> Even if we all now think you're a crazed sex-maniac because you put sexually explicit material in your username
[16:44] <BeefSupreme> It also shows that you're a total badass who doesn't go by anyone's rules but his own
[16:44] <Josh69> What
[16:44] <BeefSupreme> You deserve a medal.
[16:44] <Ruta> Don't worry about him, josh
[16:44] <Ruta> He hasn't had much sleep lately
[16:44] <BeefSupreme> HEY
[16:44] <BeefSupreme> It's true
[16:44] <Josh69> Oh
[16:44] <+ji412jo> see there are mentally ill people
[16:44] <+ji412jo> and THEN there is beefsupreme
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[16:44] <BeefSupreme> herpa derp
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[AnonymousRevival]

[09:52]  * dawn_to_dusk is very dead
[09:52]  * kim is saddened by the news
[09:52]  * Tyronium whispers to you hi
[09:53]  * kim screams
[09:53]  * ji412jo uses max revive on d2d
[09:53] <Tyronium> why u scream
[09:53]  * AnonymousRevival reloads Barrett
[09:53]  * Tyronium poke kim
[09:53]  * kim uses ultraball on anony
[09:53]  * Tyronium poke kim
[09:53] <dawn_to_dusk> thx ^_^
[09:53]  * ji412jo whispers : no , you,ll never be alone, when darkness comes you know I'M never far hear the whispers in the darkkk
[09:53]  * AnonymousRevival snipes the ultraball and its destroyed
[09:54]  * AnonymousRevival reloads Barrett
[09:54] <+ji412jo> no, it is not destroyed
[09:54]  * Tyronium pokes kim
[09:54] <+ji412jo> in fact, the ball catches the bullet
[09:54]  * Tyronium pokes kim
[09:54]  * kim uses masturball on dawn
[09:54]  * kim pokes Tyronium
[09:54]  * Tyronium pokes kim
[09:54]  * kim pokes Tyronium
[09:54]  * Tyronium pokes kim
[09:54]  * kim pokes Tyronium
[09:54] <AnonymousRevival> ha ha ha, veryy funny jijo
[09:54]  * Tyronium pokes kim
[09:54]  * Tyronium pokes kim
[09:54]  * kim pokes Tyronium with a bullet
[09:54]  * ji412jo pokes the spammers
[09:55] <+ji412jo> I can poke the mods too  you know?
[09:55] <+ji412jo>
[09:55]  * Tyronium pokes kim with a car
[09:55]  * kim pokes Tyronium with an elephant
[09:55] <Tyronium>
[09:55]  * Tyronium pokes kim with a car
[09:55]  * ji412jo pokes tyronium with pella
[09:55]  * dawn_to_dusk fells cramped in kims balls
[09:55]  * Tyronium pokes kim
[09:55]  * kim pokes Tyronium with the moon

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[23:43] <hainkarga> hello Higurashi, love
[23:44] == hainkarga was kicked from #elementsthegame by Higurashi ['lo]

[dawn to dusk]

21:51] <dawn_to_dusk> BABY JOKE TIME
[21:51] <@Jenkar> Youngs guy today only think about sex. It's not the world i want for my 12 children
[21:52] <vagman13> 12 kids ?
[21:52] <+BeefSupreme> It's kind of true.
[21:52] <vagman13> yikes!
[21:52] <+BeefSupreme> But yeah.
[21:52] <dawn_to_dusk> why couldnt the baby turn around in the hallway?
[21:52] <+BeefSupreme> And I doubt Jenk has 12 kids.
[21:52] <+BeefSupreme> Foot nailed to ground.
[21:52] <@Jenkar> Beef :

[21:52] <+BeefSupreme> I like that song.
[21:52] <dawn_to_dusk> it had a javelin through its head
[21:52] <+BeefSupreme> I like Korn.
[21:52] <+BeefSupreme> or that.
[21:53] <dawn_to_dusk> whats red and makes a loud noise?
[21:53] <dawn_to_dusk> a baby in a blender!
[21:53] <+BeefSupreme> Baby in blender
[21:53] <+BeefSupreme> dammit
[21:53] <@Jenkar> OH GOD THAT ONE is censored
[21:53] <+BeefSupreme> what?
[21:53] <+BeefSupreme> the video?
[21:54] <+BeefSupreme> yeah, VEVO screws everything up
[21:54] <dawn_to_dusk> whats blue and sits at the bottom of a pool?
[21:54] <dawn_to_dusk> a dead baby
[21:54] <+BeefSupreme> -.-
[21:54] <+BeefSupreme> these are unoriginal
[21:54] <dawn_to_dusk> whats green and sits at the bottom of a pool?
[21:54] <@Jenkar> You know what's the best about dead baby jokes?
[21:54] <@Jenkar> They never get old
[21:54] <+BeefSupreme> x
[21:54] <+Marsu> :DD
[21:54] <+BeefSupreme> xD
[21:54] <dawn_to_dusk> the same baby 3 weeks later
[21:55] <+BeefSupreme> I've heard that one before, but I still giggled @ Jenk
[21:55] <+Marsu> that's the first good one so far. ^^
[21:55] <+BeefSupreme> What's worse than one dead baby in a trashcan?
[21:55] <@Jenkar> A dead baby in 6 trashcans
[21:55] <+BeefSupreme> Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
[21:55] <@Jenkar> and my favorite : what's the difference between a truck of dead babies and a truck of bowling balls
[21:56] <+BeefSupreme> You can't pick up bowling balls with a pitchfork.
[21:56] <@Jenkar> Yep
[21:56] <+BeefSupreme> How many babies does it take to paint a house?
[21:56] <+BeefSupreme> Depends on how hard you throw them!
[21:56] <dawn_to_dusk> this needs to go on the what people say in chat thread
[21:56] <+BeefSupreme> eh
[21:56] <+BeefSupreme> sure
[21:56] <+BeefSupreme> why not
[21:57] <@Jenkar> Remind me not to post a dead baby joke here ever again
[21:57] <+BeefSupreme> xD
[21:57] <dawn_to_dusk> why?
[21:57] <+BeefSupreme> A chat moderator participating in our tomfoolery
[21:57] <SpinTurtle> *pukes at jenkar
[21:58]  * dawn_to_dusk gets a baby to puke on jenkar
[21:58] <+BeefSupreme> GOD DAMMIT FACEBOOK FUCK YOU SERIOUSLY CAN YOU JUST STOP MAKING CHANGES NO ONE WANTS GOD DAMMIT
[21:58] <+BeefSupreme> I'm so pissed at Facebook.
[21:58] <@Jenkar> Now now. Calm down
[21:58] <dawn_to_dusk> face book sucks
[21:59] <+BeefSupreme> Seriously all we wanted was a "Dislike" button and they were like "oh? we'll just destroy our website instead"
[21:59] <SpinTurtle> cancel ur account beef
[21:59] <+BeefSupreme> No. I'm too popular.
[21:59] <+BeefSupreme> xD
[21:59] <SpinTurtle> pukes at jenkar again with baby army
[21:59] <+BeefSupreme> protip = /me
[21:59] <@Jenkar> Ok, let's calm down no :>
[21:59] <@Jenkar> now*
[22:00]  * dawn_to_dusk gets a baby puke machine and gives it to jenkar
[22:00] <+BeefSupreme> x/
[22:00]  * BeefSupreme is full with rage
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[22:01] <+BeefSupreme> http://www.theonion.com/articles/facebook-we-will-make-our-product-worse-you-will-b,33074/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default
[22:01] <SpinTurtle> babys do lead armies...look: http://youtu.be/NVLD4In6-_A

BABIES FTW

[Vangelios]

[tommygunner]

[17:33] <tommygunner_BL> hewo chat
[17:34] <tommygunner_BL> are you alive?
[17:35] <tommygunner_BL> NUUUUU

i really hate this moment

[BeefSupreme]

Eh, chat dies every now and then.
Just have to wait for Europe to wake up 8)

[AnonymousRevival]

[09:23] <!DigitoriiX> I'm also learning how to not be a dumbass and post about my food on every tweet
[09:23] <!DigitoriiX> I mean
[09:23] <!DigitoriiX> look at my goddamn history
[09:23] <!DigitoriiX> http://gyazo.com/e84c75ac9242f9e45790888dc3aab2cb.png
[09:24] <+CuCN> lol
[09:24] <!DigitoriiX> I still giggle at that one-lines though.
[09:24] <%erroneous> yum, that ramen was quite delicious
[09:24] <!DigitoriiX> liner*
[09:25] <+AnonymousRevival> hmmm
[09:25] <%erroneous> how do you eat your corn?
[09:25] <!DigitoriiX> Should be a slogan for some food product. "Push buttons until food is warm"
[09:25] <+CuCN> ice cream
[09:25] <+CuCN> clearly
[09:25] <!DigitoriiX> wat
[09:26] <!DigitoriiX> Haagen Daaz. PUSH BUTTONS UNTIL FOOD IS WARM
[09:26] <+AnonymousRevival>
[09:26] <!DigitoriiX> erro: with a spoon
[09:26] <!DigitoriiX> and with mashed potatoes
[09:26]  * erroneous prefers corn to be warm, on the cob, and with absolutely nothing on it to detract from it (such as butter)
[09:26] <+CuCN> spell Häagen-Dazs correctly
[09:27] <%erroneous> either that or dry and exploded
[09:27] <!DigitoriiX> f*** spelling get t***

[CuCN]

Not exactly WPSIC, but:

[BeefSupreme]

Not exactly WPSIC, but:

This Ghandi guy sounds cool. I wanna meet him 8)