What People Say in Chat - Part 2

[Drake_XIV]

[22:11] <@Jenkar> And America is where things get excreted.

That sounds about right.

[TribalTrouble]

Wait, so, what's Australia and Asia?

[Drake_XIV]

Well, what parts of Asia?

[Chapuz]

(Brawl #2, Round #1, writer task)

Oh, please

There is a newbie entering the chat, he knows nothing about the game and is extremely annoying. Recreate the chat log.

Please limit to between 100 and 500 words (we will be using The Word Count Tool for validation). Submissions breaking these rules will be disqualified.
Chat lines may start with the name of the speaker, which counts as a word.

[20:42] <Dm> Noob dialogue isn't heard
[20:42] <Dm> I could go to kong and do the writer task in 5 minutes
[20:42] <Dm> XD
[20:42] <Dm> hard*, not heard

[BeefSupreme]

Kongregate Chat (obviously):

Gurga9: if you have a pendulum of your same mark,you're really smart
Rodoboca: indeed
Rodoboca: You add some EQ protection
Gurga9: hehehe parallel universe on a black dragon XD
Rodoboca: Anyone pvp?
Gurga9: darn,bone wall
Rodoboca: boner wall*
Gurga9: hahahahahha steal!
osean: ^
Rodoboca: steal doesn't steal the boner wall
Gustovio: lol
Gurga9: wtf only 1?

Silly noob got a little too excited about his opponent playing Boner Wall.

[TribalTrouble]

Kongregate chat where we discuss some serious examples of why Fractal is OP :

tribaltroublelol: wtf 30 Phoenix...
Edoc_sil: its fractal pheonix
tribaltroublelol: in my Deck Manager
BaccardiBreezie: Fractal anything is op
BaccardiBreezie: Fractal photons? op.
tribaltroublelol: I fractal Air.
gomorycut: don't be stupid
tribaltroublelol: It is OP.
omegareaper7: You don't have to grind.
BaccardiBreezie: I fractal sparks.
BaccardiBreezie: Just because.
tribaltroublelol: I fractal fractal.
BaccardiBreezie: lol wut
Love_Live_Fight: Trib: I fractal fractals fractaling fractals.
Love_Live_Fight: xP
tribaltroublelol: I fractal fractals fractaling fractal of fractals fractaling fractals fractaling fractal.
JeanShadow: luv air
BaccardiBreezie: I'm going to fractal you, just so i can practice fun way's to kill you. Then, after practicing a decent amount i will kill the real you.
Love_Live_Fight: .... *takes a bow* You win, Rib. You win.
Edoc_sil: fractal fractals fractaling fractal fractal fractals fractaling fractal fractal fractals fractaling fractal fractal fractals fractaling fractal fractal fractals fractaling fractal fractal fractals fractaling fractal fractal fractals fractaling…
tribaltroublelol: Damn straight.
Love_Live_Fight: Baccardi : You mad, bro?
BaccardiBreezie: wut
BaccardiBreezie: no
Edoc_sil: boom
tribaltroublelol: bang
Edoc_sil: argh
tribaltroublelol: baby
Love_Live_Fight: Cement truck, I win.
tribaltroublelol: Dangit! I hate those stupid trucks...
Love_Live_Fight: And if you don't get that: Mythbusters. ^^

[Absol]

Even though the thread title is. "what people say in chat", I always assume that the chat is EtG chat

[TribalTrouble]

That is EtG chat... just on Kongregate! ^.^

[vrt]

Kongregate Chat (obviously):

Rodoboca: boner wall*

Quite obviously.

[BeefSupreme]

Kongregate Chat (obviously):

Rodoboca: boner wall*

Quite obviously.

Bahahahahah, sounds like someone's got a personal vendetta against Kong users ;P

[Absol]

I think we all do.

[Chapuz]

I think we all do.

Even Kongers.