What People Say in Chat - Part 2

[mesaprotector]

[12:08] <deuce22> i hate aether decks

[Annele]

[10:30] <+RR> I swear to god, this forum has some sort of menstruation cycle.

^ In the context of how we have a high posting spree on the 7th of most months.

Better, RR?

[RavingRabbid]

[10:30] <+RR> I swear to god, this forum has some sort of menstruation cycle.

Context, context.

[eaglgenes101]

[10:33] <eaglgenes101> Im not as enthusiastic as I am, but if this update passes as planned, at least I will see voodoo bravery become a top FG deck.
[10:33] <!UTAlan> I'm exactly as enthusiastic as I am.

This is what happens when you lose your train of thought in chat.

[eaglgenes101]

Spoiler for Hidden:

[17:21] <eaglgenes101> lo
[17:21] <+Absol> roof
[17:22] <+Absol> i ninja your question
[17:22] <eaglgenes101> i wasnf going to askvthat
[17:22] <+Absol> wasnf going to askvwhaf?
[17:22] <eaglgenes101> I was about to ask whag was happening
[17:22] <+Absol> New Year in 4 days
[17:22] <eaglgenes101> tablet ksp.oard has little feedback
[17:23] <eaglgenes101> so I cant feel errors
[17:23] <eaglgenes101>  I hae to see them
[17:23] <eaglgenes101> *have
[17:23] <+Absol> ah
[17:23] <Pineapple> xenoo
[17:24] <Pineapple> pastebin the game code for playing a card pl0xxx
[17:25] <eaglgenes101> given this info
[17:25] <eaglgenes101> 40% winrate 100second games
[17:25] == Pineapple has changed nick to pineapple
[17:25] <eaglgenes101> can you estimate the fgei of this deck against fgs
[17:25] <@KuroWatchedSpiderman> DANGIT I MISSED HYRO DX
[17:25] <@KuroWatchedSpiderman> Uggghhhhhhhhhhhh
[17:26] <pineapple> lol
[17:27] <eaglgenes101> !what is the fgei of a deck that has a 40% winrate and 100 sec per win agaainst fvs
[17:27] <eaglgenes101> *fgs
[17:27] <pineapple> i could troll you and say something liek 20343.50 exact
[17:27] <eaglgenes101> just an estimate plox
[17:28] <pineapple> 40% with skips or without?
[17:28] <pineapple> what % are autoskips?
[17:28] <eaglgenes101> w/o
[17:28] <+AveragePotato> bjessee just posted 'Re: Connect 4 - Water v Death (R4)': http://bit.ly/RVNNvF
[17:28] <eaglgenes101> Im guessing 20% are autoskips
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[17:28] <eaglgenes101> when playkng with skips
[17:28] <pineapple> okay, thanks for the information
[17:28] <pineapple> i'm sure someone here knows the answer
[17:28] <pineapple> but not me
[17:29] <pineapple> maybe bonestorm
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[17:29] <eaglgenes101> can you make a ballpark estimate
[17:29] <eaglgenes101> like us s
[17:29] <eaglgenes101> use a comparizon with instosis
[17:29] <pineapple> can't you? XD
[17:29] <eaglgenes101> damed slipped fingers
[17:30] <pineapple> i've never done extensive FG testing before
[17:30] <pineapple> so i've never calculated the fgei of any decks
[17:30] <pineapple> just find that thread where they test FGs and look at their win-rate and times
[17:30] <Bonestorm> Instosis will definitely be up there in terms of FGei
[17:31] <eaglgenes101> heres the challsnge
[17:31] <+AveragePotato> bjessee just posted 'Re: Connect 4 - Entropy v Water (R5)': http://bit.ly/RVO01Z
[17:31] <eaglgenes101> estimate the fgei of a deck with 100 sec games and 20% autoskips, 40% wins and neglegible chance of em
[17:32] <pineapple> and 100 second games
[17:32] <eaglgenes101> i aaid thaf already
[17:32] <pineapple> oh, you had that there
[17:32] <pineapple> lol
[17:32] <eaglgenes101> *said
[17:33] <pineapple> oh hey
[17:33] <pineapple> i had a card in forge that i didn't even know was still there
[17:33] <pineapple> aw, it only had 1 vote :/
[17:34] <eaglgenes101> I aant to guess how profitable voodoo bravery is
[17:34] <eaglgenes101> *want
[17:34] <eaglgenes101> in 1.32
-snip- (TLDR of the snip: calculating the FGei of the deck)
[17:43] <eaglgenes101> I think I gained a brain cell
[17:44] <Bonestorm> there's other factors like the time it takes to skip a game, and games where you would just auto quit an actual non-skip FG because your hand is particularly dump
[17:46] <Bonestorm> how lazy you are, how many mistakes/advantageous sitatuations you miss in games to save/lose time
[17:46] <pineapple> and that it takes time to do a spin
[17:46] <Bonestorm> situations*
[17:46] <Bonestorm> and the time it takes to drink your coffee between mouse clicks
[17:46] <pineapple> then exit the spin, then click the button again, then wait for the coin toss to go
[17:46] <eaglgenes101> close enough for me
[17:47] <pineapple> how long you rage at yourself when you make a mistake, whether you remembered to feed the fish in the morning, the amount of times you can detach your pinky from your left hand
[17:47] <Bonestorm>
[17:47] <eaglgenes101> and how much time you spend in thag hour grinding
[17:47] <eaglgenes101> *that
[17:48] <Bonestorm> and how much time trolling the kong chat
[17:48] <eaglgenes101> or making meaningful convy
[17:48] <eaglgenes101> or farm offers
[17:49] <eaglgenes101> maybe at least part of thiz should make it into what people say in chat
[17:49] <eaglgenes101> but lets let this finish first
[17:53] <eaglgenes101> anyway
[17:53] <pineapple> how does ping work?
[17:53] <eaglgenes101> you basically send a specialized message
[17:54] <pineapple> so let's say 120 seconds between games
[17:54] <eaglgenes101> or the compy does
[17:54] <pineapple> i know
[17:54] <pineapple> i mean IRC ping
[17:54] <pineapple> what's the syntax
[17:54] <eaglgenes101> and it measurs howlong to return the message
[17:54] <pineapple> sigh...
[17:54] <eaglgenes101> *shrugs*
[17:55] <pineapple> i don't care about your latency, eagl :|
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[17:55] <pineapple> i want to know how i can annoy people on IRC
[17:55] <eaglgenes101> y u want to do so
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[17:56] <Kaine> mooooorniing
[17:56] <pineapple> so i can annoy xeno and get a snippet of the game code
[17:56] <pineapple> 'ello kaine
[17:56] <Mag> good afternoon from H.k>
[17:56] <eaglgenes101> I dont think thats he way to extort him
[17:57] <eaglgenes101> *the
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[17:57] <eaglgenes101> youll prolly have more success bribing him
[17:59] <pineapple> that'd still require getting his attention, though
-Snip- (tldr of the snip: Will it get into here, and who will do it?)

[Pineapple]

Spoiler for Hidden:

[17:21] <eaglgenes101> lo
[17:21] <+Absol> roof
[17:22] <+Absol> i ninja your question
[17:22] <eaglgenes101> i wasnf going to askvthat
[17:22] <+Absol> wasnf going to askvwhaf?
[17:22] <eaglgenes101> I was about to ask whag was happening
[17:22] <+Absol> New Year in 4 days
[17:22] <eaglgenes101> tablet ksp.oard has little feedback
[17:23] <eaglgenes101> so I cant feel errors
[17:23] <eaglgenes101>  I hae to see them
[17:23] <eaglgenes101> *have
[17:23] <+Absol> ah
[17:23] <Pineapple> xenoo
[17:24] <Pineapple> pastebin the game code for playing a card pl0xxx
[17:25] <eaglgenes101> given this info
[17:25] <eaglgenes101> 40% winrate 100second games
[17:25] == Pineapple has changed nick to pineapple
[17:25] <eaglgenes101> can you estimate the fgei of this deck against fgs
[17:25] <@KuroWatchedSpiderman> DANGIT I MISSED HYRO DX
[17:25] <@KuroWatchedSpiderman> Uggghhhhhhhhhhhh
[17:26] <pineapple> lol
[17:27] <eaglgenes101> !what is the fgei of a deck that has a 40% winrate and 100 sec per win agaainst fvs
[17:27] <eaglgenes101> *fgs
[17:27] <pineapple> i could troll you and say something liek 20343.50 exact
[17:27] <eaglgenes101> just an estimate plox
[17:28] <pineapple> 40% with skips or without?
[17:28] <pineapple> what % are autoskips?
[17:28] <eaglgenes101> w/o
[17:28] <+AveragePotato> bjessee just posted 'Re: Connect 4 - Water v Death (R4)': http://bit.ly/RVNNvF
[17:28] <eaglgenes101> Im guessing 20% are autoskips
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[17:28] <eaglgenes101> when playkng with skips
[17:28] <pineapple> okay, thanks for the information
[17:28] <pineapple> i'm sure someone here knows the answer
[17:28] <pineapple> but not me
[17:29] <pineapple> maybe bonestorm
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[17:29] <eaglgenes101> can you make a ballpark estimate
[17:29] <eaglgenes101> like us s
[17:29] <eaglgenes101> use a comparizon with instosis
[17:29] <pineapple> can't you? XD
[17:29] <eaglgenes101> damed slipped fingers
[17:30] <pineapple> i've never done extensive FG testing before
[17:30] <pineapple> so i've never calculated the fgei of any decks
[17:30] <pineapple> just find that thread where they test FGs and look at their win-rate and times
[17:30] <Bonestorm> Instosis will definitely be up there in terms of FGei
[17:31] <eaglgenes101> heres the challsnge
[17:31] <+AveragePotato> bjessee just posted 'Re: Connect 4 - Entropy v Water (R5)': http://bit.ly/RVO01Z
[17:31] <eaglgenes101> estimate the fgei of a deck with 100 sec games and 20% autoskips, 40% wins and neglegible chance of em
[17:32] <pineapple> and 100 second games
[17:32] <eaglgenes101> i aaid thaf already
[17:32] <pineapple> oh, you had that there
[17:32] <pineapple> lol
[17:32] <eaglgenes101> *said
[17:33] <pineapple> oh hey
[17:33] <pineapple> i had a card in forge that i didn't even know was still there
[17:33] <pineapple> aw, it only had 1 vote :/
[17:34] <eaglgenes101> I aant to guess how profitable voodoo bravery is
[17:34] <eaglgenes101> *want
[17:34] <eaglgenes101> in 1.32
-snip- (TLDR of the snip: calculating the FGei of the deck)
[17:43] <eaglgenes101> I think I gained a brain cell
[17:44] <Bonestorm> there's other factors like the time it takes to skip a game, and games where you would just auto quit an actual non-skip FG because your hand is particularly dump
[17:46] <Bonestorm> how lazy you are, how many mistakes/advantageous sitatuations you miss in games to save/lose time
[17:46] <pineapple> and that it takes time to do a spin
[17:46] <Bonestorm> situations*
[17:46] <Bonestorm> and the time it takes to drink your coffee between mouse clicks
[17:46] <pineapple> then exit the spin, then click the button again, then wait for the coin toss to go
[17:46] <eaglgenes101> close enough for me
[17:47] <pineapple> how long you rage at yourself when you make a mistake, whether you remembered to feed the fish in the morning, the amount of times you can detach your pinky from your left hand
[17:47] <Bonestorm>
[17:47] <eaglgenes101> and how much time you spend in thag hour grinding
[17:47] <eaglgenes101> *that
[17:48] <Bonestorm> and how much time trolling the kong chat
[17:48] <eaglgenes101> or making meaningful convy
[17:48] <eaglgenes101> or farm offers
[17:49] <eaglgenes101> maybe at least part of thiz should make it into what people say in chat
[17:49] <eaglgenes101> but lets let this finish first
[17:53] <eaglgenes101> anyway
[17:53] <pineapple> how does ping work?
[17:53] <eaglgenes101> you basically send a specialized message
[17:54] <pineapple> so let's say 120 seconds between games
[17:54] <eaglgenes101> or the compy does
[17:54] <pineapple> i know
[17:54] <pineapple> i mean IRC ping
[17:54] <pineapple> what's the syntax
[17:54] <eaglgenes101> and it measurs howlong to return the message
[17:54] <pineapple> sigh...
[17:54] <eaglgenes101> *shrugs*
[17:55] <pineapple> i don't care about your latency, eagl :|
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[17:55] <pineapple> i want to know how i can annoy people on IRC
[17:55] <eaglgenes101> y u want to do so
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[17:56] <Kaine> mooooorniing
[17:56] <pineapple> so i can annoy xeno and get a snippet of the game code
[17:56] <pineapple> 'ello kaine
[17:56] <Mag> good afternoon from H.k>
[17:56] <eaglgenes101> I dont think thats he way to extort him
[17:57] <eaglgenes101> *the
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[17:57] <eaglgenes101> youll prolly have more success bribing him
[17:59] <pineapple> that'd still require getting his attention, though
-Snip- (tldr of the snip: Will it get into here, and who will do it?)

...the only thing you cut out were the calculations (still relevant to the topic)...
...was everything else really that much funnier...?

[eaglgenes101]

I couldnt tell what was funny and what was not so Ipasted most of it here.

[vrt]

If you can't tell what's funny, it probably has no place in this thread.

[Arum]

Long and funny, be warned.

Spoiler for Hidden:

[09:55] <adriel2000> Nymph's tears are the best
[09:56] <Arum> ...
[09:56] <Arum> o.O
[09:56] <adriel2000> this card
[09:56] <Arum> nymph queen>nymph tears
[09:56] <adriel2000> summon a nymph
[09:56] <adriel2000> with the pillar sellected
[09:56] <Arum> You're making a beautiful mermaid cry?!
[09:57] <Arum> YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
[09:57] <pine> better than using her tears as currency
[09:57] <pine> and keeping her locked up behind bars
[09:57] <Arum> But that IS exactly what they do, lock them up behind bars!
[09:57] <pine> so that only her brother and her brother's acquaintance, who has a crush on her, can save her
[09:58] <Arum> and the mermaid kingdom will rejoice in jubilance?
[09:58] <adriel2000> WTF
[09:58] <pine> @adriel: lurk moar
[09:59] <lucky22> well, nymph's tears is the product name. I personally think it' a scam and it's just regular water in a fancy bottle
[09:59] <Arum> while queen beautiful mermaid and brother's aquantance marry happy ever after?
[09:59] <adriel2000> hahahahha
[09:59] <lucky22> the nymphs are trapped in the pillars and the water melts them
[09:59] <Arum> b-b-b-but then ZANZARINO is the heartless bastard!
[09:59] <Arum> Trapping beautiful nymphs!
[09:59] <Arum> tOH THE HORROR!
[10:00] <pine> nah
[10:00] <pine> YOU'RE the one who plays the pillars
[10:00] <pine> sooooo
[10:00] <adriel2000> hahahahahhahahahahhahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
[10:00] <adriel2000> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
[10:00] <Arum> yet zanz built them, no?
[10:00] <adriel2000> AHAHHAHA
[10:00] <adriel2000> H
[10:00] <adriel2000> AH
[10:00] <adriel2000> AH
[10:00] <adriel2000> AHA
[10:00] <Arum> along with vrt
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[10:00] <+AveragePotato> choongmyoung just posted 'Re: Salamander|Salamander': http://bit.ly/S05JVR
[10:00] <Arum> vrt designed their blueprints
[10:00] <adriel2000> Give me your fucking brain BITCH
[10:01] <Arum> Okay!
[10:01] <Zblader> What is language and how does it work?
[10:01] <Arum> *arum hands over brain*
[10:01] <adriel2000> SORRY
[10:01] <Zblader> np :V
[10:01] <Zblader> Also, brains.
[10:01] <Zblader> Is Arum now a zombie?
[10:02] <Arum> moans in a terrifying low voice....
[10:02] <Arum> bbbraAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAiinnnnnsssss" he groans
[10:03] <adriel2000> * pointing to heaven * E.T. Phone Call Phone House
[10:03] <Zblader> Therefore, we must use Holy Water!
[10:03] <adriel2000> AND MOAR BRAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSS
[10:03] <+AveragePotato> Zblader just posted 'Card Design Competition : Elementshifted [Feedback Requested]': http://bit.ly/S05Wsb
[10:04] <lucky22> anyone else wish that they could pick their starting hand?
[10:04] <Arum> moaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrr...
[10:04] <lucky22> zombies hate fire sooo...
[10:04] <lucky22> Fire dragon, i choose you!!!!
[10:04] <adriel2000> bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssss
[10:05] <adriel2000> bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssss
[10:05] <adriel2000> bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssss
[10:05] <adriel2000> bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssss
[10:05] <Arum> wheeaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
[10:05] <Zblader> @lucky22 - You can sort of do that with a mulligan (most games let you do a manual one and ETG has it built into it's autoshuffle)
[10:05] <adriel2000> HELLO
[10:05] <adriel2000> VMLSDMFÑSDMF
[10:05] <adriel2000> DSAGK
[10:05] <adriel2000> SDVLSV´{S
[10:05] <adriel2000> V
[10:05] <Arum> heehahahaaah
[10:05] <adriel2000> kf
[10:05] <adriel2000> {ñlgkf
[10:05] <adriel2000> g
[10:05] <adriel2000> fuck

[Absol]

*insert some stupid troll trolling here*

Okay, funny.

[Drake_XIV]

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[19:55] <+ddevans> UT
[19:55] <!Xenocidius> Yo, my horny UTAlan.

[Dm]

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