What People Say in Chat - Part 2

[Annele]

A long discussion about how the world works (to sum it up)...

Spoiler for how "color" can turn into 'how "babbys" are made':

[20:46:37] Annele: this code formating on the forum annoys me
[20:47:00] Pineapple: ‹@Annele› You'll get used to it.
[20:47:01] Annele: why the zanzarino does it have to be American?
[20:47:05] Pineapple: ‹@Annele› We all do.
[20:47:31] Pineapple: ‹@Annele› How can you have code in American? .-. American isn't even a language...
[20:48:46] Annele: i mean, i undersatnd it, but having to correct myself evertime i reight 'colour' or 'centre' is as annoying as heck
[20:49:01] Annele: *right
[20:49:09] Annele: *write
[20:53:58] Pineapple: ‹@Annele› ...You know you can just type in British English if you so desire...?
[20:54:22] Annele: ‹@Pineapple› it fails
[20:55:50] Annele: and i use kiwi english
[20:56:03] Annele: it's choice
[20:58:13] Pineapple: ‹@Annele› Ah. That's not American, it's just universal...
[20:58:43] Pineapple: ‹@Annele› Do you know any programming language that accepts <colour></colour> or <center></center>?
[20:58:52] Pineapple: centre*
[21:00:56] Annele: ‹@Pineapple› UNIVERSAL? name one alien race who wants to sound american
[21:04:58] Onizuka: Lolpickingapartanargumentusingsemantics.
[21:05:44] Pineapple: ‹@Annele› BBC is largely based off of HTML. If you're going to tell me that HTML isn't universal, get off the internet
[21:06:25] Onizuka: ‹@Pineapple› But the alienszo1213!!!!!
[21:06:52] Annele: *sigh* i guess the worst thing is i'm gonna start writing like an American
[21:06:54] Pineapple: ‹@Onizuka› all aliens can fly~
[21:07:06] Annele: WAIT WHAT??!!??
[21:07:16] Pineapple: ‹@Annele› Xenocidius is Australian, you know...
[21:07:56] Annele: ‹@Pineapple› yeah i know. we beat them BAD in the RWC 
[21:07:59] qwerter: lol
[21:08:22] qwerter: if i were american, my name would have been qwertre
[21:08:58] Pineapple: ‹@qwerter› I think you got your countries mixed up there :S
[21:09:16] Annele: ‹@qwerter› wrong way round. it is the americans who write "center" and "meter" so you ARE called americanly
[21:09:42] Annele: if u were kiwi, yuo'd be called qwertre
[21:09:51] Annele: *you'd
[21:09:56] qwerter: whoops.
[21:10:00] qwerter: :/
[21:10:31] Annele: s'okay. americans are confusing
[21:10:44] Onizuka: I'm glad the way I write isn't based off a fruit.
[21:10:44] Annele: 
[21:10:55] Pineapple: ‹@Onizuka› Or a "bird"
[21:11:04] Annele: ‹@Onizuka› ?
[21:11:20] Onizuka: Maybe the people who use it are bird brains.
[21:11:40] Xenocidius: How do you get a Kiwi to fall asleep? Make him count the number of girlfriends he's had.
[21:11:42] Annele: ‹@Onizuka› birds are actually very inteligent
[21:11:43] qwerter: lol
[21:11:56] qwerter: its not called kiwi spelling
[21:12:04] qwerter: its British, so...
[21:12:28] Onizuka: ‹@Xenocidius› I didn't know they didn't know how to count higher than 0 :V
[21:12:55] Annele: ‹@Xenocidius› now you're being racist
[21:13:08] Pineapple: I guess he's spiting my frivolous summon.
[21:13:26] Onizuka: www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/birdbrain
[21:14:19] Pineapple: ‹@Annele› Tell that to the pile of corpes under my window.
[21:14:38] Annele: ‹@Onizuka› birds are still extremely inteligent
[21:15:10] qwerter: if justaburd was here...
[21:15:24] Annele: ‹@Pineapple› now ur making fun of Xeno 2
[21:16:09] Annele: and no 'e'
[21:16:22] Xenocidius: Americans do suck, though, in some things. i.imgur.com/tZwKg.jpg
[21:17:01] Annele: ‹@Xenocidius› finally talking some sense
[21:17:35] qwerter: lool
[21:17:52] qwerter: dont forget F and C
[21:18:07] qwerter: (Fahrenheit and Celsius)
[21:18:19] Pineapple: ‹@Xenocidius› Haven't we already discussed this?
[21:18:51] Onizuka: I like how people start making sense when they agree with your point of view.
[21:18:51] Annele: americans need to catch up with the rest of the world
[21:18:59] Annele: and stop trying to take over it
[21:19:09] Pineapple: 12 months, 28-31 days, up to infinity years
[21:19:49] Pineapple: Americanism appeals to my sense of aesthetics.
[21:20:46] Annele: EVERYONE NEEDS TO SWITCH TO DOZENAL
[21:21:33] Xenocidius: To be honest, I'd rather America took over the world than those scary Chinese people.
[21:21:51] Pineapple: ‹@Xenocidius› Ohoho...
[21:21:55] Xenocidius: Sorry, Pineapple, but your government is scary.
[21:22:01] Kuroaitou: Here here - and I'm half-Chinese! XD
[21:22:22] qwerter: Chinese-Sporean
[21:22:25] Annele: then we'd have 10 days in a year, and 20 hours in a day
[21:22:41] qwerter: but sporean isnt really a race
[21:23:04] qwerter: and my race in birth cert is Chinese anyway so...
[21:23:11] Pineapple: ‹@qwerter› It's like America, except cleaner
[21:23:27] Pineapple: ‹@qwerter› And without the wide, open praries
[21:23:56] Onizuka: And ya know, the great firewall
[21:24:14] qwerter: ‹@Pineapple› No gum  i wantz gum.
[21:24:42] Pineapple: ‹@Onizuka› There's no firewall in singapore ._.
[21:24:57] Pineapple: ‹@qwerter› How much is the fine for watching porn in public?
[21:25:03] Annele: the chinese are nice people. they helped us discover our Prime minister is a d!ck
[21:25:24] Onizuka: ‹@Pineapple› What they want you to think.
[21:25:33] Xenocidius: ‹@Annele› Don't complain. We're going to have Tony Abbott soon.
[21:25:57] Xenocidius: He doesn't want to go ahead with the National Broadband Network and doesn't believe in climate change. I mean, wtf.
[21:26:05] qwerter: ‹@Pineapple› idk. wikis answer.
[21:26:08] Annele: ‹@Xenocidius› 
[21:26:11] qwerter: "Singapore The Media Development Authority, a government-run agency in Singapore, blocks a "symbolic"[32] number of websites containing "mass impact objectionable"[32] material, including Playboy, YouPorn, and Sex.com. In addition, the Ministry of Education, Singapore blocks access to pornographic websites."
[21:26:39] Pineapple: ‹@qwerter› Holy Zanzarino.
[21:26:42] qwerter: idk about fines
[21:27:16] Onizuka: 2damnfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Scrubs-Bring-Back-The-Porn.jpg
[21:27:31] Onizuka: poor singapore people
[21:27:35] Pineapple: ‹@qwerter› Hm. Now I'm starting to rethink about going to Singapore.
[21:28:00] Annele: ‹@qwerter› how the zanz do you know thtat?
[21:28:24] Pineapple: ‹@Annele› Wikipedia. I'm guessing they blocked that in Kiwiland?
[21:29:44] ralouf: I'm trying to play !
[21:29:55] Annele: ‹@Xenocidius› J.K. believes in abortions, selling assests, getting rid of the best teachers at intermediate, increasing class sizes, and anything elese that involves money but doesn't help our our country one bit
[21:31:01] Onizuka: yeah abortions suck
[21:31:04] Onizuka: go rape babies
[21:31:22] Pineapple: ‹@Annele› You obviously need to go take an econ class..
[21:31:31] Annele: "democracy is a cr@p was of running a country, but it's better than the alternative" ~ winston churchill
[21:31:35] Xenocidius: "believes in abortions" O.o
[21:31:51] Pineapple: 13 y/os are so cute, with their obliviousness and all c:
[21:31:54] Xenocidius: I'd bloody hope he believes in abortions.
[21:32:17] Xenocidius: There's a huge amount of evidence to support their existence, after all.
[21:32:21] Onizuka: ‹@Xenocidius› Next thing he'll believe in is air.
[21:33:05] Xenocidius: Also, you know, there's nothing wrong with abortions.
[21:33:18] Annele: you guys are so padantic it aint funny
[21:33:31] Annele: ‹@Xenocidius› its murder
[21:33:37] Pineapple: ‹@Annele› "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." ~ winston churchill
[21:33:53] Pineapple: ‹@Annele› you're so cute c:
[21:34:08] Pineapple: "its murder", she says ^u^
[21:34:32] Onizuka: hey xeno i'm gonna give you a rape babby kk
[21:34:32] Annele: ‹@Pineapple› i'm glad someone thinks so
[21:34:37] Onizuka: be sure to keep it
[21:35:13] Xenocidius: Now, now, everyone's entitled to your opinions. However, I don't see how anyone could consider abortion murder when human fetuses are less 'alive' and have less brain functionality than, say, a squirrel.
[21:35:16] Pineapple: ‹@Onizuka› We're murdering thousands of babies each time we fap 
[21:35:24] Xenocidius: their*
[21:35:33] Xenocidius: ‹@Onizuka› How is babby formed?
[21:35:59] Onizuka: ‹@Xenocidius› when man and woman love each other very much they call da stork
[21:36:07] Onizuka: da stork goes to god and asks for a babby
[21:36:09] Xenocidius: ‹@Pineapple› And each time we have sex.  Even if conception is achieved. 
[21:36:19] Pineapple: ‹@Xenocidius› Well, around 18% of the world's population considers abortion murder, so I think you're just not smart enough to understand them.
[21:36:24] Onizuka: and brings it to man and woman
[21:36:44] Annele: ‹@Onizuka› and when the bees deliver pollen the pretty flowers are all married
[21:36:51] Xenocidius: ‹@Pineapple› d'oh
[21:37:08] Onizuka: nope no marriage
[21:37:10] Annele: ^asterix reference
[21:37:23] Onizuka: they just meet in the street and get babby
[21:37:30] Xenocidius: ‹@Annele› Your parents are religious, aren't they, honey? I could have guessed from the no-boyfriends policy.
[21:37:35] Onizuka: we have cellphones now
[21:37:37] Pineapple: ‹@Xenocidius› Each time we have sex, we're anguishing the thousands of sperm that DON'T reach the egg 
[21:38:12] Xenocidius: those poor babbys D:
[21:38:25] qwerter: and when contraceptives are used?
[21:38:35] Annele: this chat is weird. i start complaining about the americanism of forum code, and BAM! we're talking about sex
[21:38:40] Xenocidius: Contraceptives = at best, 1 less sperm killed.
[21:39:07] Onizuka: ‹@Xenocidius› sometimes even two people who no are man and woman together, but two men!!!!
[21:39:12] Xenocidius: 1 more*
[21:39:15] Onizuka: its horrible
[21:39:16] Xenocidius: worst*
[21:39:22] qwerter: ‹@Xenocidius› *more
[21:39:25] Xenocidius: ‹@Onizuka› WHAT?!!!!?
[21:39:39] Onizuka: and they eat the poopoo!
[21:39:40] Annele: ‹@Xenocidius› i hat the term "religious"
[21:39:43] Pineapple: ‹@Onizuka› Think of al the potential babies murdered!
[21:39:52] Xenocidius: MEN marrying OTHER MEN? Next blacks will be allowed to marry whites!
[21:39:54] Annele: *hate

[Absol]

Seems like Oa really likes flying.

[10:31:52 PM] PlayerOa: Hi Morm, aviable to play Avatar?
[10:31:56 PM] xdude: alright
[10:32:08 PM] xdude: ‹@PlayerOa› noo, get out :/
[10:32:09 PM] The_Mormegil: ‹@PlayerOa› wait
[10:32:09 PM] xdude: I need him
[10:32:37 PM] PlayerOa: ‹@xdude› Ah, okay
[10:32:38 PM] Higurashi: lol, aviable. Just put some wings on him.
[10:32:50 PM] The_Mormegil: ‹@Higurashi› I was about to comment on that
[10:33:12 PM] rosutosefi: he has wings, he should be aviable
[10:33:37 PM] PlayerOa: available, whatever
[10:34:01 PM] PlayerOa: Somehow I just type aviable without thinking x)
[10:34:45 PM] Higurashi: Yeah, I remember last time too :>

[regen2k9]

Oracle gave blarp a pet spark

[18:11:21] regen2k9: ‹@blarp› You should name your pet
[18:11:32] regen2k9: ‹@blarp› How about...sparky?
[18:11:36] drolly: Someone should create a thread with deck ideas which make very good use of the oracle pet. For every standard pet ofc.
[18:11:47] blarp: ‹@regen2k9›
[18:11:59] blarp: first turn: NOOOO SPARKY
[18:12:10] blarp: you were so young!
[18:12:21] drolly: ‹@blarp› y u no rewind?
[18:12:21] regen2k9: ‹@blarp› LOLOL
[18:13:24] blarp:
[18:13:42] blarp: wooot i won an upped spark in spin
[18:13:50] blarp: coincidence??? o.O
[18:13:57] Thurhame: lol
[18:14:10] drolly: Now that's getting interesting.
[18:14:26] regen2k9: ‹@blarp› Sparky came back :]
[18:14:42] blarp: 

[Jenkar]

[23:09:51] Jenkar: I read [23:07:39] Higurashi: I bet Xeno would love to do it. then [23:08:32] Higurashi: 'Cause of their length?
Full :


[23:06:07] Zblader: Should I "of 2011" to the ones that don't say it as well?
[23:06:31] Higurashi: But that's also a problem. Saying "best topic", for instance, tells a newbie it's perpetually the best x)
[23:06:33] Zblader: Or do I just need to edit the 'of the year' ones?
[23:06:39] Zblader: ‹@Higurashi› lulz.
[23:06:48] Zblader: I guess that's an answer.
[23:06:49] Higurashi: I think all should say "of 2011". That way we don't have to remove them.
[23:06:59] Higurashi: And the forums will look shinier.
[23:07:07] Higurashi: As we get more and more of them banners.
[23:07:16] Zblader: Yeah.
[23:07:37] Zblader: Aw man, it's going to disrupt the symetry of the PVP Banners.
[23:07:39] Higurashi: I bet Xeno would love to do it.
[23:07:46] Higurashi: Which ones?
[23:08:05] Zblader: ‹@Higurashi› Best PvP Deck and Best PvP Event.
[23:08:11] Zblader: I'm editing them right now since i have time.
[23:08:32] Higurashi: 'Cause of their length?

[Absol]

[03:07:36 PM] Xenocidius: These Kong mods piss me off to no end.
[03:08:16 PM] Kuroaitou: What's going on?
[03:09:15 PM] Golden: i still need to make a kong account
[03:09:36 PM] Golden: ‹@Absol› l0l
[03:09:59 PM] pikachufan2164: ‹@Xenocidius› Hurr. What's going on now?
[03:10:14 PM] Xenocidius: I'm asking him to ban the hacker from Chat, and he just tells me to file a report on the official forum. *Cough*
[03:10:29 PM] pikachufan2164: LOL
[03:10:31 PM] Xenocidius: After accusing me of wanting him banned just because he said "i cant be banned"
[03:10:33 PM] pikachufan2164: Brilliant.
[03:11:10 PM] Kuroaitou: ...
[03:11:16 PM] Kuroaitou: Where's jmdt when you need him? ):
[03:11:29 PM] ddevans96: I was laughing enough from YouTube, and then I read this. lolol forever
[03:11:34 PM] Kuroaitou: On a side note... *drum roll*
[03:12:13 PM] asymmetry: night everybody *dies*
[03:12:33 PM] Xenocidius: I'm just going to go ahead and stay away from Kong. Most of my blood has boiled off.
[03:12:53 PM] asymmetry: ‹@Kuroaitou› i have a pm for you ...i'll finish it tomorrow
[03:12:53 PM] Xenocidius: ‹@Kuroaitou›
[03:13:00 PM] ddevans96: tell an admin to file a report, rofl
[03:13:09 PM] asymmetry: ‹@Xenocidius› yup avoid kong, it's full of morons
[03:13:23 PM] ddevans96: I'm so sorry you have to put up with crap like that, but...good god xD
[03:13:25 PM] Calindu: ‹@Xenocidius› Kong mods are full of Zanzarino
[03:13:43 PM] Calindu: And funnyruler isn't online
[03:13:55 PM] pikachufan2164: ‹@Calindu› Last time I checked, Zanz was not a Kong mod
[03:14:11 PM] pikachufan2164: Therefore, they can't contain any percentage of Zanz
[03:14:56 PM] Xenocidius: You are technically correct. The BEST KIND of correct.
[03:16:00 PM] Legit: don't go to Kong
[03:16:56 PM] Absol: ‹@Legit› that advice is legit
[03:17:47 PM] pikachufan2164: ‹@Absol› Absol-utely.

[furballdn]

[03:07:36 PM] Xenocidius: These Kong mods piss me off to no end.
[03:08:16 PM] Kuroaitou: What's going on?
[03:09:15 PM] Golden: i still need to make a kong account
[03:09:36 PM] Golden: ‹@Absol› l0l
[03:09:59 PM] pikachufan2164: ‹@Xenocidius› Hurr. What's going on now?
[03:10:14 PM] Xenocidius: I'm asking him to ban the hacker from Chat, and he just tells me to file a report on the official forum. *Cough*
[03:10:29 PM] pikachufan2164: LOL
[03:10:31 PM] Xenocidius: After accusing me of wanting him banned just because he said "i cant be banned"
[03:10:33 PM] pikachufan2164: Brilliant.
[03:11:10 PM] Kuroaitou: ...
[03:11:16 PM] Kuroaitou: Where's jmdt when you need him? ):
[03:11:29 PM] ddevans96: I was laughing enough from YouTube, and then I read this. lolol forever
[03:11:34 PM] Kuroaitou: On a side note... *drum roll*
[03:12:13 PM] asymmetry: night everybody *dies*
[03:12:33 PM] Xenocidius: I'm just going to go ahead and stay away from Kong. Most of my blood has boiled off.
[03:12:53 PM] asymmetry: ‹@Kuroaitou› i have a pm for you ...i'll finish it tomorrow
[03:12:53 PM] Xenocidius: ‹@Kuroaitou›
[03:13:00 PM] ddevans96: tell an admin to file a report, rofl
[03:13:09 PM] asymmetry: ‹@Xenocidius› yup avoid kong, it's full of morons
[03:13:23 PM] ddevans96: I'm so sorry you have to put up with crap like that, but...good god xD
[03:13:25 PM] Calindu: ‹@Xenocidius› Kong mods are full of Zanzarino
[03:13:43 PM] Calindu: And funnyruler isn't online
[03:13:55 PM] pikachufan2164: ‹@Calindu› Last time I checked, Zanz was not a Kong mod
[03:14:11 PM] pikachufan2164: Therefore, they can't contain any percentage of Zanz
[03:14:56 PM] Xenocidius: You are technically correct. The BEST KIND of correct.
[03:16:00 PM] Legit: don't go to Kong
[03:16:56 PM] Absol: ‹@Legit› that advice is legit
[03:17:47 PM] pikachufan2164: ‹@Absol› Absol-utely.

gogo obstructive bureaucrats!

[pikachufan2164]

Think fast!

[03:52:05 PM] Higurashi: I don't think you're a troll, but I don't take crap.
[03:52:33 PM] [censored for privacy reasons]: seriously ??? im not trying to give you crap higurashi ...
[03:52:47 PM] Higurashi: Then you're bad at avoiding it.
[03:52:57 PM] Higurashi: Oh god that sounds gross.

[neuroleptics]

[17:46:01] pie-nap-pull: I love selling marks!

  i would love setting 1 in bazaar

[Absol]

[09:09:02 PM] dracomageat: If I stick a fire energy card on Kuriboh, can I get the mana before sacing it to Immolation and still be able to attack with my Blue-Eyes?

No, because you didn't activate your Gate Card.

[Mathematistic]

[09:09:02 PM] dracomageat: If I stick a fire energy card on Kuriboh, can I get the mana before sacing it to Immolation and still be able to attack with my Blue-Eyes?

No, because you didn't activate your Gate Card.

I smell multiple TCG reference here.

[Absol]

This explains a lot, actually.

[08:43:44 PM] nilsieboy: took me a month before i trusted the oracle, i refused his cards!
[08:43:57 PM] nilsieboy: thought he was a pedophile... giving free candy and stuff to kids...
[08:44:30 PM] PlayerOa: ‹@nilsieboy› Always. Always trust the Oracle. He is a god (sorry kev, you lost your title).
[08:45:28 PM] nilsieboy: over 100 year old guy, who has over 1000 under 18 nymphs in his house... gives free presents to kids and asks them if they come to his home every day?
[08:46:04 PM] Helston: ‹@nilsieboy› Don't forget the gambling.
[08:46:14 PM] nilsieboy: D:
[08:46:22 PM] nilsieboy: and he gives you money...
[08:46:31 PM] kev: nils just blew my mind. no more will i accept handouts from that freak.
[08:46:50 PM] Absol: whut.
[08:47:48 PM] nilsieboy: ‹@Absol› oracle is a pedophile, run D:
[08:48:17 PM] PlayerOa: ‹@nilsieboy› But he just gave me a Nymph! :3
[08:48:44 PM] nilsieboy: ‹@PlayerOa› soon he wants something from you... :blink:

[08:58:14 PM] Higurashi: Sorry to burst your bubble, but Nymphs are at least 20 years old :>
[08:59:04 PM] Dm1321: ‹@Higurashi› Yes, but the oracle isnt aiming for the nymphs. It's coming at us
[08:59:05 PM] Helston: ‹@Higurashi› So he's a pimp?
[08:59:12 PM] Dm1321: Or at us as in under-age us.
[08:59:13 PM] Absol: which makes the Oracle a pimp instead of pedo
[08:59:14 PM] Dm1321: Not. you.
[08:59:22 PM] Absol: ‹@Helston› :ninja:
[08:59:25 PM] bjessee: ‹@Helston› Heh.
[08:59:38 PM] Dm1321: He's a pimp and a pedo
[08:59:46 PM] Dm1321: A pimpedo or something of the sorts
[08:59:50 PM] Dm1321: It's a whole new breed!

[Dm]

Edit: Agh, ninja absol