Some stuff from my and sky's private chat for WPSIC viewing pleasure. We both picked some. They're all across different days. I'd suggest looking at the time sometimes.
[13:06:38] skyironsword: Get out
[13:11:47] Dm: Okay.
[13:12:13] skyironsword: No wait come back
[13:16:04] Dm: Yes?
[13:18:03] skyironsword: Stay with me forever
[14:48:57] skyironsword: And we're back with Dm and his much more attractive and interesting friend Sky
[14:53:50] Dm: Amen to that.
[15:04:18] skyironsword: What, you agree?
[15:14:33] Dm: I agree, of course
[15:14:35] Dm: You are perfect.
[15:17:28] skyironsword: You don't even believe that
[15:17:29] skyironsword: You don't really love me.
[20:44:25] skyironsword: Such spoiler
[20:45:36] Dm: Tsk.
[20:45:40] Dm: I won't spoil my life at least.
[20:47:26] skyironsword: You're spoiling mine
[20:47:30] skyironsword: Kyuun
[20:47:43] Dm: It's fine
[20:47:45] Dm: It's just you.
[20:48:42] skyironsword: Wha? So mean!
[XX:44:20] skyironsword: In my head you are always wearing black too.
[XX:21:36] Dm: Why black?
[XX:26:19] skyironsword: I don't know
[XX:26:24] skyironsword: You seem like a black person
[XX:26:28] skyironsword: I mean. I mean
[XX:26:29] Dm: Racist.
[XX:26:32] Dm: Racist.
[XX:26:34] Dm: Racist.
[XX:26:35] Dm: Racist.
[XX:26:36] skyironsword: I mean a person who likes black
[XX:37:58] skyironsword: I came so close once
[XX:38:12] Dm: To?
[XX:38:22] skyironsword: I don't know. Making you nicer? Or something.
[XX:38:28] Dm: Hahaha. No.
[XX:48:22] skyironsword: I will throw a desk at you
[XX:48:24] skyironsword: Not that I have a desk to throw
[XX:49:07] Dm: Why are you going to throw a desk at me?
[XX:49:14] Dm: It saddens me that you're thinking of that.
[XX:49:55] skyironsword: Lies
[XX:53:22] Dm: I'm srs.
[XX:55:03] skyironsword: Liar.
[XX:56:22] Dm: Crap.
[XX:02:48] Dm: Then.
[XX:02:52] Dm: Why are you going to throw a desk at me?
[XX:03:45] skyironsword: Because I'm wrong.
[XX:21:12] Dm: I almost feel bad for being a bastard.
[12:47:19] skyironsword: Then why?
[12:57:58] skyironsword: ... Later.
[13:05:32] Dm: Bye bye
[13:21:05] skyironsword: If you were here why didn't you answer
[13:22:44] Dm: I only got back.
[13:23:48] skyironsword: I didn't even know you left
[13:23:49] skyironsword: Sad day
[13:23:58] Dm: I apologize my mistress
[13:24:04] Dm: I will be sure to warn you of everything I do
[13:24:07] Dm: at any moment of the day
[13:24:10] Dm: I'm scratching my cheek
[13:24:14] Dm: Now I'm breathing
[13:24:23] Dm: I think I blinked thrice in the past few messages
[13:24:26] Dm: One more time and one more breath now
[13:24:28] Dm: Two breaths
[13:25:34] skyironsword: I was only being sad.
[13:29:26] skyironsword: Dm no stop
[13:29:30] skyironsword: Dm what are you doing stop
[13:29:33] skyironsword: Dm I hate telegrams stop
[13:06:42] skyironsword: Later.
[13:12:05] skyironsword: What, I don't get a dismissal? I thought we were friends
[13:25:52] Dm: I'm sorry
[13:25:56] Dm: My love
[13:25:59] Dm: I was slightly busy
[13:26:02] Dm: Please forgive me.
[13:26:05] Dm: Goodbye!
[13:26:10] Dm: Though the time we spend apart shall be small
[13:26:12] Dm: I will miss you greatly
[13:26:16] Dm: I hope you come back still during this day
[13:26:18] Dm: So that I can see you again
[13:26:23] Dm: And talk with you for just a bit more if possible
[13:27:06] skyironsword: Okay, okay, I'm sorry
[13:27:21] Dm: PLEASE DO NOT VANISH
[13:28:21] skyironsword: Are you scolding me or entertaining me
[02:10:02] skyironsword: Lying is bad.
[02:10:07] skyironsword: -Dm 2015
[00:35:50] Dm: I'm dying
[00:38:15] skyironsword: You are?
[00:38:21] Dm: Yes
[00:39:13] skyironsword: Sad day
[XX:00:01] Dm: "Want to have sex?" ".. Do you?" "... Not really" "...."
[14:57:30] skyironsword: I have a magic internal Dm sensor or something
[14:57:39] skyironsword: I didn't check chat until exactly three seconds after you returned
[14:57:46] skyironsword: It took me exactly two seconds to type 'Welcome back'
[XX:54:00] Dm: No one would miss you
[XX:34:49] skyironsword: I got high, swam through sewers, got high again, swam through sewers, met the person filling up the sewers, and realized that I swam through 800 pipes' worth of their diarrhea. Then I got drunk.