War Rap Battle

[Legit]

It’s Legit on the scene, team Fire representin’
We’re gonna own this war, so you better start repentin’
Our leader is the one and only Napalm Grenade
We’ll burn you so bad that you’ll need first aid

We’ve got the best of the best
Challenge us, be my guest
We’ll turn you into ashes like we did to the rest
We’re packing over 9000 Phoenixes in the vault
(And we also have Skeletons, so we win by default)

Rush or stall, you will fall
It’s so fun to watch you crawl
You can’t take the heat, so just accept your defeat
Because we’re Team Fire, we’re the elite!

I dare you to challenge my pure legitimacy
My rhymes are legit, I’m the best Elements MC

I got more lyrics but I’ll let you begin
So we can start this War rap battle, and who will win?

[Newbiecake]

With our wings we soar in the air
Mocking at you as you despair
Blessed by the gods; our leader QuantumT
His favourite phrase is, "we are so free"

Send us a challenge now if you dare
We've got power that none could bare
With eyes as sharp as the mighty eagle
We will snipe you down with a single blow

Ruling the skies with serenity
Our reach extends to no extremity
Dominating as you cry, "no fair"
That's us; Team Air!     

[Daxx]

Music (

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They say it's 'bout Thug Life but Tupac's dead
Team Death are in the house like a bullet to the head
Legit's got some rhymes but he's nothin' but talk
And noobiecakes is running when he can't even walk

All you other teams should just drop out now
Death is gonna win and to us you're gonna bow
Got the best propaganda and the best team too
You know us all by now so don't dare say "Who?"

Blonde's on the job, gonna show us the way
With Kev and Rasta there to make other teams pay
xdude and xn0ize got the fighting skills
ICB and Steppingstone gonna rack up kills
Lastly you got me, with my g-mod hacks
Gonna end ya mother****er, yeah the name is Daxx

So you other little girls, are you scared to play?
Gonna get yourselves schooled, the Team Death way
Every foe that we kill comes to serve us in the end
Like them I was alive but I've managed to ascend
Your creatures don't scare us, and neither do your spells
We'll beat you down to zero til you're nothing but shells

And when you're under twenty-nine don't you run and cry
I've warned that Death is coming, so you shouldn't even try.
And even if you fight us 'til your dying breath
Just know that you can't win 'cause you're facing Death.

[jippy99]

Legit, you so stupid cause fire wouldn't exist,
Without air, nobody could even make a fist.
We will swoop you up so fast
That your teammates will go, "What just past?"

You can try to challenge us but we can't be stopped,
Everyone v. us, and we still won't be topped
With the eyes of an eagle we can see your every move,
Test us out, just so we can prove.

Our skills are so good we will blow you away
Literally, I'm not tryin to play.
So c'mon, give us your best shot,
But it still won't be enough to earn you the top spot.

We rule from above seeing everything
You can try to beat us but you can't do anything
To stop us from ruling you all,
Air shall rise, and you shall fall.

[Legit]

You call that rap? Are you even trying to rhyme?
Writing lyrics like that should be considered a crime
Team Air, what’cha gonna do, blow on me?
I don’t fear the reaper, Team Death ain’t scary

I’ll win this rap battle and I’ll win this war
For every victory you earn, Team Fire gets four
We’ve got the strength of a thousand volcanoes
We’re hotter than a temperature with thirteen zeroes

We’ll bolt all your creatures, deflag all your permanents
Our flames will turn every one of you to remnants
Lava Golems in the house with Rage Pot-filled wagons
If that’s not enough we got a horde of Crimson Dragons

Whatever you say, whatever you do
Team Fire will win, and that’s 100% true

[RootRanger]

So there's someone on fire
Who says he can own
He's clearly a liar
And his team is unknown
He thinks that he's strong
And he claims that he's hot
I can prove him wrong
If you give me a shot
I have a sanctuary
It heals every turn
It's true, it's so scary
It can put our your burn

And then there's team air
Who tries to take flight
But light can impair
Your strength and your sight

Death thinks it can thrive
But war is survival
Death was never alive
It's not even a rival

So I've seen the light
And now I can't fail
Get ready to lose
Because light will prevail