Zombie survival guide.
Rule 1 : Cardio. its sad to say but the fatties are pick off first.
Rule 2: double tap. Dont be cheap with your bullets, or youll end up a human happy meal.
Rule 3: beware of bathrooms. its like they can smell you.....
Rule 4: buckle up. you dont want a ticket....
Rule 5: emotions. are for dead people: dont care about anyone, if the kids on your block are drooling zombies, shoot.
Rule 6: trust no one. whats 1 dead survivor and a ton of ammo compared to 2 zombies?
Rule 7: there is no "untouched" place. your screwed
Rule 8: if its movin, start shootin. even if they look like nonzombies, there probably hungry.
Rule 9: suicide. Do us all a favor, if your bitten, dont put another zombie on the street.
Rule 10: know your way out. Never be caught in a dead end with 50 zombies.
Rule 11: no laws. there are no laws, drive fast, and hit things.
Rule 12: water is infected. find bottled water
Rule 13: you cant hide. they smell you
Rule 14: you need a gun. Or your dead
Rule 15: enjoy the little things. Your going to be dead soon anyway.
any more rules?
